Jonathan Harris

@jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social

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Writer and producer for The Internet's "Some More News" and "Even More News."

Every leaked Meta story is so funny bc the C Suite there so viscerally hate their employees. Indeed, they hate the very concept of having employees. And their employees clearly hate their executives right back. All the leaked quotes from both sides always boil down to “Fuck you”
Someone replying to”yeah no this list is actually very accurate for me lol” - the list are books like Ellison’s Invisible Man and Vonnegut’s Slaughterhouse-Five. The result reads: “Purple Readers - you want the book to do something you’ve never seen a book do before. You want form, structure, voice - the things most readers treat as wallpaper - to be load-bearing. You’re the reader who finishes a “weird” book and says ‘I think that’s the best thing I’ve read all year.’ The books below were probably the ones you didn’t realize you were going to love.”
The MAGA media machine is fracturing: graphics showing right wing influencers now getting fewer views on YouTube, x, and rumble.
Actor Jonathan Harris dies at 87 Published: Nov 5, 2002 LOS ANGELES – Jonathan Harris, the flamboyantly fussy actor who portrayed the dastardly, cowardly antagonist Dr. Zachary Smith on the 1960's sci-fi show "Lost in Space," has died. He was 87.
Tweet fro @PatrickHeizer: "Jimmy Carter was the first US president to be born in a hospital. Joe Biden was the second."
A pink LED wall sign that reads: "A wonderful young woman respected by all" -Donald J. Trump It's behind Katie Miller in every shot of The Katie Miller Podcast.
Bret Stephens opinion column: "I'm Begging You: Never Write With A.I."
Michaelson: How do you feel about Trump and what he's doing? Tom Selleck: Well, he's certainly a mixed bag. I stay out of the current political world. Why piss off half the country when you're in the business of entertaining people?
Text from David Ellison's NYT op-ed: "Unfortunately, I can’t give anyone a view into my heart and mind, but I can share this: I have regularly voted for candidates of both parties; I hold some views that would be called conservative and others that would be called liberal, just like most Americans; and when it comes to our news operations, I do not aspire to lead these companies to bend their newsrooms to my views. I believe that news should be based on facts and truth." I have highlighted "I hold some views that would be called conservative and others that would be called liberal, just like most Americans."
A long Trump Truth Social post where he says he’s ready to blow up the world but now there’s a deal actually. It’s indistinguishable from the last 4 times he made this announcement.
Sam Altman tweet: cool use case of chatgpt work i heard last night: connect your family calendars and explain your kids' interests. every morning for the drive to school, have it make a podcast that talks about one kid's soccer game that afternoon, one kid's upcoming birthday, some news, etc.
A Donald Trump "Truth" from Truth Social: "Excellent Poll Numbers. Thank you!"
Matt Yglesias, reacting to negative comments about him on a Pod Save podcast: “There are very strong financial incentives throughout the media to tell an unrepresentative group of highly engaged, educated, younger progressives what they want to hear.”
Bob Odenkirk on "I Think You Should Leave" looking at his phone and saying "This is good news. That deal went through."
Onion Headline: "Marilyn Manson Now Going Door-To-Door Trying To Shock People"
A "Department of War - CFO" tweet that has a big banner of troops and the word WINNING up top, and then the text of the tweet is "It's not an option."
A graph of cumulative weekly cyclosporiasis cases by year, with the trend line for 2026 shooting straight up.
NYT headline: Trump Administration Admits Canceling Grants to States That Did Not Vote for Him Subhead: Federal officials said in court documents that they halted billions of dollars in funding for energy projects to states “based solely” on whether they backed President Trump in the 2024 election.
Elon Musk quote-tweeting some AI Odyssey slop: Before this year ends, Grok Imagine will make a full-length movie of The Odyssey that is historically accurate and true to the art of Homer
@martianwyrdlord: I want Elon Musk to give Mel Gibson $100 million to film an Odyssey adaptation with painstakingly historically accurate ships, armour, weapons, and casting, with all dialogue taken straight from the original poem and delivered in Homeric Greek. @elonmusk: I’m down
Lyle Lanley on "The Simpsons" displaying a chalkboard that reads: Mono = One Rail = Rail "So, then, mono means 'one,' and rail means 'rail,'"
Erick Erickson: The succubus right is exhausting, sucking all the joy out of life. Don't go see Nolan, "it's woke." Don't watch sports. "It's woke." Don't do this. Don't shop there. It's like the Left — draining the joy from life in the name of some weird purity.
Andrew Card telling George W. Bush that a second plane has hit a World Trade tower
Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Gov. of Arkansas: “In our state, you cannot replace Arkansas law with Sharia law. We will not allow it. Period.”
Trump promoted companies on Truth Social days after buying their stocks
Pete Hegseth: The flyovers will continue until morale improves.
Hillary Clinton Says 'Pokemon Go to the Polls' at Rally in Annandale, Virginia Last updated 6 minutes ago Hillary Clinton urged supporters to 'Pokemon Go to the polls' during a campaign rally in Annandale, Virginia. The line referenced the popular Pokemon Go mobile game. This story is a summary of posts on X and may evolve over time. Grok can make mistakes, verify its outputs.
Mitchell and Webb in the “Bigger Spoon” sketch
Truth Social post from Trump: “Senator Lindsey Graham, one of the greatest people and Senators I have ever known, is dead! He was always working, and was a true American Patriot. Lindsey will be greatly missed!!! DETAILS AND ARRANGEMENTS TO FOLLOW. So sad! President DONALD J. TRUMP”
Elon responding to Sam Altman with “maybe you can come see [space datacenters] if your parole officer approves. After stealing an open source AI charity, you then stole all of Apples phone technology! Wow. What do you plan for an encore? That’s tough to beat.”
Grok summary: Jayson Tatum Criticizes NBA Agents for Exploiting Young Players' Finances Boston Celtics star Jayson Tatum publicly called out agents, CPAs, lawyers, and managers for predatory practices that lead many athletes to financial ruin after retirement.
Christopher Rufo, sharing a June 2020 post from Zohran Mamdani that says "Take it down." with a picture of him giving the finger to a statue of Christopher Columbus: "Mamdani has always had a seething hatred for Italians. Here's a post from the George Floyd era calling to take down a statue of Columbus. The hatred of Italians is the hatred of beauty, culture, exploration, and genius—which is unbearable for many DSA dirtbags."
The AI-generated summary of reviews of a peppermint spray to repel bugs: Customers appreciate the insect repellent's natural ingredients as an alternative to chemicals and find it safe for humans, pets, and plants. The product has a pleasant scent and is easy to use, with one customer noting it's particularly convenient for women to handle. The effectiveness and spray performance receive mixed feedback - while some say it works great, others report it doesn't work at all and the sprayer doesn't work well. Moreover, the strength and value for money also get mixed reviews, with some finding it too weak to handle serious pest problems and considering it not worth the cost.
Libs of TikTok: “UPDATE: she just scrubbed her entire account Don’t worry We have all the receipts! You can contact principal Brian Cox here:”
Walter Sobchak in The Big Lebowski saying “No Donny, these men are cowards”
A deleted tweet from the CEO of AMC Theaters, clearly written by ChatGPT, describing Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding.
Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog: "78 degrees? My AC does not go above 68 in the summer. This is America for God’s sake." It's a quote tweet of Mayor Zohran Mamdani: "New York: it's hot out there, and the power grid is working overtime to keep us cool. Set your AC to 78 degrees, turn off lights/electronics you're not using, and unplug what you can..."
@BasedMikeLee: "If a woman gives birth at the Supreme Court, is her baby entitled to automatic status as a justice?"
From a January 2026 NYT interview with Donald Trump.
A Truth Social post from the president: "The U.S.A.’s New Passport, which says, “Welcome, but be good!” President DJT" And it's got an image of a Passport with a big gold 250 on the right and an image of Trump with his fists on the resolute desk on the left, over the Declaration of Independence. It's got his little pedophile signature under it.
Andrew Yang: "I, like most Americans, think that the average family and young person deserves a better shot at a decent life. I also think that socialism doesn’t work in real life, that America is good and filled with good people, and that it’s okay to work with people who don’t agree with me."
Leonard Nimoy on The Simpsons teleporting away after not having done anything.
Elon Musk tweet: "We need a complete overhaul of the algorithm"
An email telling me I have "Early access to X Money" Send, receive, and spend on X. Tap to get started.
In offering the cited statements as proof that the termination of Haiti’s TPS termination was motivated by race, Miot respondents seek to capitalize on the statements’ heated language. Political discourse by prominent public figures is increasingly couched in terms that would have scandalized the public just a short time ago, and the statements cited by Miot respondents—especially those concerning Haiti and Haitian immigrants to this country—exemplify this development. But whatever one may think of the cited statements, they are insufficient to show that the termination of Haiti’s TPS designation was based on the race of the Haitian people. Ironically, both Doe and Miot respondents identify a strong, race-neutral explanation of these officials’ statements: the present administration’s general stance on immigration and its obvious antipathy toward past administrations’ TPS policies. Respondents argue that the Secretary made a “preordained decision” to end TPS for all countries, Brief for Respondents in No. 25–1083, p. 49, and they stress that she terminated the TPS designations for every country that came up for review, 13 in all. Id., at 9–10; Brief for Respondents in No. 25–1084, p. 10. Included are nations in
Rep. Thomas Massie: "Feds placed the pipe bombs and fomented the demonstrations on January 6, 2021. One day this will be known as certainly as the fact that COVID was the result of U.S. funded lab research."
Villians (can't remember who they are) trapped in the Phantom Zone, which is like a diamond-shaped 2d pane of glass in space, from Superman II (I think?)
Doc Brown in Back To The Future saying "They found me. I don't know how, but they found me."
Jerry Seinfeld and Julia Louis-Dreyfus in the Seinfeld car rental scene.