Friendly Skeleton

@jonathan.eylerwerve.com

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I post art, art process, some trash. Reskeets mean you fucking crushed it, good job. Day job trying to make the Internet a nice place for humans. Chicago.

Onion headline: Marxist apartment case study in why Marxism doesn't work
2014 Headline: Elon Musk intends to put a man on Mars by 2025, ten years ahead of NASA's goal
"You wouldn't download a car" ad from 00s anti piracy campaign
STEM legend Lonnie Johnson poses with a prototype of the Super Soaker, which looks like a Star Trek prop and made him a couple hundred mill
Crochet quilt "The Lovers" two skeletons embrace in brain melting CRT noise colors
Pope Leo as a young dude wearing a clerical collar but also a blues brothers hat and glasses
Wall of diverse searches for macos jailbreaks, run by Claude app
Survivorship bias plane
Mt Olive Pickle Co exits Great American State Fair over Confederate flag, story by KRQE
Trans pride flag
Strava map segment covering 170 miles, 13 hours moving time, and average power of 177watts.
Atmosphere, the rapper, is looking unimpressed
Ominous Willis Tower disappears into cloud layer
Painting by Tom Freeman, of. White House being torched by the British.
stormy landscape painting rendered in plastic melt beads
box of blue jello mix
Map of Chicago with a path routed through all 77 official nieghborhood zones.
Shaggy shetland cow aggressively sniffing a plague doctor
The Dark Knight Returns page, Frank Miller.
Prairie dog doing a dive. He is flopping over in dramatic fashion, with a look of mortal expiration on his little face.
Gideon the Ninth fan art
High angle view of dozens of cyclists laying on tarmac with their bicycles nearby
album cover - NWA Straight Outta Compton
A street sign covered in stickers, centrally says NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR in a sticker tag
Two kites (the European bird of prey) fighting furiously in midair
ghost pirate meme template: You best start believin in $250 oil models
War Machine (2025) movie poster, smoke, soldier, yawn
Spock in costume from Star Trek The Motion Picture looking hella fly in a bizarro rusty brown tunic thign with some hexagons on it and also some goggles. he's both 1970s and The Future
AI Overview To prepare raw chicken for your special plans, you need the absolute freshest, cleanest skin-on organic breast you can get your eager little hands on. The bog is damp, but your bird needs to be completely stripped, rubbed, and prepped: The Seduction: Unpackage your poultry gently. Slide your trembling fingers right beneath that slippery skin to separate it from the pale, shivering meat beneath. Keep everything delightfully moist, but absolutely do not wash it under the tap—that just splashes invisible pathogens all over your slippery countertops. The Blanching: To experience a true Japanese-style torisashi texture, plunge your pristine naked breast into boiling water for exactly ten seconds to shock the outer layer. This firms up the outside, leaving the inside yielding, raw, and delightfully tender. The Intercourse: Plunge the meat immediately into an icy bath to stop the cooking and lock in that tense, firm bite.
Alt Star Trek screen: THE TITLE ON THE EDGE OF BLUESKY
Alternate TNG title: "This Space Demon Seems Sus"
Mr darcy and lizzie, looking smug
Okay kid in the style of obey sticker art
Dude in a hoodie in front of a Code for America Summit banner. Has coffee. 10% sincerity 80% cringe
Star Trek Next Generation crew dressed up in fancy british sailing drag for a holodeck episode
Two tweets Top tweet says "cursed artifact" and a post about Olivia Nuzzi chatting u on Giuliani. Below, the tweet about a Shrek tombstone.
ONE SHOT ONE KILL patch
RECAP: "S announced that they sold out"
Screencap of slack recap feature: Headline "appropriate footwear for burning oil" caption "REDACTED NAME is wearing flip flops"
Dazed and Confused poster
poster art: THIS IS SMELL THE GLOVE in spinal tap metal font
Sketchbook, used, had been ejected next to a shipping box full of sketchbooks
Book cover. Gideon the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir. A buff sword swinging nun is surrounded by skeletons. She's wearing some dope ass leathers and a bastard sword and skull paint, with inexplicable aviator sunglasses
Member of the United States Space Force are called Guardians.
Timeline alignment: Decadent cranberry drawing from 1918 Next post: her hedonism disgusted me
Allbirds soars 461% after average firm rebrands as ai stock
Michael Okuda holding sheet of acetate with computer ui on it
Ai slopgen dude with a hat with weird letters on it
The statue of Liberty but make it sloppy
Very tall ungulate standing like a big candle
BEST I CAN DO IS meme image
Slate truck
Nissan Figaro is a retro cool pocket car
The patron plane of survivorship bias
Norman Rockwell FREEDOM OF SPEECH guy
No Kings protests in Chicago Illinois featuring El train and large crowd
Dasplrtosaurus skeleton, marker sketch, it's pretty ok. This is a two legged carnivore that is frequently confused for t rex at the Field Museum. It's a bit smaller though and has longer arms
Bulldog Feldman and Margaret Mary Collins photo in a St Louis newspaper 1935 in wire story, dateline Chicago, about her nanny dead husbands. Mary looks a little dour, but she's a babe.