Jon Cresswell

@jonathancresswell.co.uk

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Web + radio nonsense. Chief Creative Officer at Aiir. Fan of a glitter nail. He, sometimes. https://jonathancresswell.co.uk/ https://breakyourownnews.com/

Guardian screenshot: Analysis: Mandelson files reveal Labour party is riddled with doubts and infighting by Kiran Stacey, Policy editor
A squirrel holding a cardboard ice cream tub with their teeth
A black bird sticks its beak into a hotel packet of margarine on an outdoor wooden table
A woman in a short blue and red dress dances on the set of Italian Deal or No Deal
Photo of a TV showing Deal or No Deal on Rai1. Remaining in the blue column, 10, 20, Gennarino, 200, Ballerina. In the red, 20k, 30k, 75k.
Jonathan standing on the corner of an ornate staircase at Hampton Court Palace
A display board of snooker players in the World Championship, six out of the eight have signed under their names. Judd Trump and Ronnie O'Sullivan haven't.
Photo of a menu. Items under More Meat: burnt ends, pork belly ends, brisket croquettes, oink ball, smoke link sausage and thighs
Screenshot of The Guardian. Latest: 6m ago: Here are some images of Peter Mandelson walking his dog in London this…
"Ye's music is played on commercial radio stations in this country. It is available via live streams and downloads in this country without comment or vitriol from anyone and he has a legal right to come into the country and to perform in this country. "He is intended to come in and perform. We are not giving him a platform to extol opinion of whatever nature, only to perform the songs that are currently played on the radio stations in our country and the streaming platforms in our country and listened to and enjoyed by millions."
Photo of a recipe card, 3 Ways With Tomatoes
A van with the name ERM PLUMBERS on the side
BAFTA TV nominations for Scripted Comedy: Amandaland, Big Boys, How Are You? It's Alan (Partridge), Things You Should Have Done
Screenshot of the glasses cleaning simulator, with a score of 83.0% clean
A squeezy-honey bear bottle with the Brit Awards logo on the label
17 fantastic under-30s sat and standing in two rows holding framed certificates
Photo of a shop front "Oriental MasterChef" Chinese restaurant
Plush of Pikachu hugging the Natural History Museum, outside of the Natural History Museum
Clip of RuPaul's Drag Race vs The World, where a glittery fish-and-chip statue is shown with the caption CHIPPY TEA
Rob's Guardian-style fesshole moderation screenshot, with a Guardian-begging-overlay on it
Road sign for Capel Road
"Retro" old hardware controls and DOS-style screen for a telescope
An astrological telescope in a closed-dome observatory. The telescope has large individual stacked weights.
A Pret a Manager at an Esso service station
1999 Pokémon trading card game 2-player starter set
Meme of Leo pointing from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
Two red mannequins, with no arms, on large chairs in front of books at a table in a coffee shop
Three Christmas tree decorations of household recycling bins, yellow for Cans, green for Plastic and blue for Other.
An A5 notebook for Puzzmo + Circuits, with a cartoon meteor-shower inspired design, sits on top of an A4 magazine 'DOCTYPE' promising '10 Amazing Web Pages - Games + Toys + Puzzles + Utilities' with retro inspired artwork
Screenshot of the BBC News website. LIVE: Time to trick or treat! Share your best Halloween costumes, decorations and pumpkins
Screenshot of BBC Newsnight. Rory Stewart sits among a panel with his head bowed looking as if he's asleep.
A mockup of a 'modern' vole.wtf homepage. It has a centered floating nav bar, large hipster-style text, and a floating AI bubble.
An absolutely massive book about Mastering Windows Server 2000 on a bookshelf
Jonathan wears a pink hat and grey hoodie, smiling holding a wet umbrella above their head with raindrops on
A large, hanger size building. A view of an atrium in the middle with multiple floors of exhibits on metal racks.
BBC News: Live: Chancellor Rachel Reeves will deliver Budget on 26 November
A hand with purple painted nails holds a Crystal Maze crystal in front of a pint
Screenshot from the Kirby Air Riders video. Kirby is delighted standing on a race track, with on screen text saying "No contest: Total champion!"
Katy Wix in Taskmaster, "join our cult"
Handwritten sign from a shop. Two silhouetted women having a conversation "One should not be afraid... Dear Anna" "Of trying new things, sweet Clara". and "With a quiet smile, Anna watches their nephews culinary work in the little play kitchen. The menu says homemade pizza with topping of the finest fruits. In imaginative play, anything is possible."
A corner of a room where all the walls and ceiling are screens. On it, a CG room with a floating message 'No one, not even WhatsApp, can see or hear your personal messages', along with a QR code to send a message.
Chris Morris, as a newsreader in The Day Today, with the caption "I hate Sebastian Coe!"
Trans pride flag in front of Big Ben and Parliament
Pokemon Go screenshot with shinies: Unown D, Blabebe, Numel, Joundor, Gothita, Fletchling, Morelull, 2 Unown Ls, Elgyem, Piplup, Skiddo, Electabuzz, Torkoal.
BBC News screenshot: Struggling bargain chain Poundland sold for £1
James Acaster poses next to a statue of the Blues Brothers on the roof of the Angel Comedy Club
A classic child's red cozy coupe Little Tikes car, parked in between two actual cars.
A red barbeque. Taped to the lid is a tiny charm-sized spoon. Two sets of hands are giving the V's to the spoon.
Taylor Swift in the chair of a popemobile
Fake Netflix image for 'The Real Scoop: A Bob The Builder Story' A photo of a digger with sad eyes on it
Jonathan in a university lecture theatre, in front of projected screens.
Very black with some glowing white dot
Audience advertisement for the a new pilot for the TV show "Hole In The Wall"
Graffiti on a lampost, ANIME GIRS ARE REAL
20.95m tower on Styscraper
Liz Truss riding a tank
A 16.69 tower of cartoon pigs and other junk
Cartoon art of pigs, boxes, waste bins and ladders all stacked up to try and make a pig-supporting-tower.
A meatball, bigger than a football, on a countertop with oil, foil and a jar of lingonberry jam