Jonathan Stamper

@jonathanstamper.bsky.social

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Pen name. Querying a heisty dark fantasy, “Lament of the Black Sparrow — A Wayfinders Story” ALSO querying “Fangs and the Furious,” a FF parody about dragon riders, co-written with better writer @dandesaimartin.bsky.social Opinions mine. Rep me!

Saddams statue being toppled
In the Shadow of the Sanctum, displayed on a bookshelf
Gathering of old power brokers from a scene in Boardwalk Empire
Gmork from Neverending Stories waiting in the cave to strike
The man from Twilight Zone is realizing his glasses are broken
Five blokes finishing Pinta in “The Worlds End”
Drax from guardians of the galaxy on the ground with a gun in his face shouting “I can take it”
Donald Ferguson from Invincible
Skeletor
Bobby hill shouting I don’t know you
Barney from the Simpsons shouting “just hook it to my veins”
Starlord
RDR2 lead swinging his legs in the edge of a cliff
Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Terminator
Gordon the orange cat biting my arm
Barney as the plow king, shooting out homers tires on his “Mr plow” truck.
Men in black grasshopper gun
Bilbo holding the one ring