Jon Atkins

@jonatkins.bsky.social

809 Followers 1459 Following

I forget what went here. Welcome to Bluesky. Don’t be a dick.

Series of Reddit comments: uptown_emmie • 8mo ago At the Wallace has the most biblically accurate fried cheese curds I've had in the city (credentials: chubby midwesterner). Plus every bar on that block is perfect (Beer Run / Honeywell / Harlem Public / At the Wallace). Reply to uptown_emmie by OP: • jaded_toast OP • 8mо ago Biblically accurate? Picturing Midwestern bibles to be full of angels not covered in eyes but in fried cheese curds. 1 more reply JJROSE3 • 8mo ago Bar Snack on 2nd Ave between 5th and 6th Streets has shockingly delicious fried cheese curds with a "pickle dusting" that tastes like Cool Ranch Doritos. 2 more replies • mytimetomelt - 8mo ago Fry Baby in bushwick has really good tried cheese curds. They get them from a farm in Wisconsin. They are a new spot inside alphaville I’d
Screenshot from website 82-0 showing a team of Jerry West, LeBron James, Kawhi Leonard, Blake Girffin, and Wilt Chamberlain going 81-1.
Picture of a webpage titled “Historic Timeline of Toaster Oven” with a page search for socks showing no results.
End of a Facebook post saying, “Trump has people wondering if he’s about to die with his latest social media post” with a picture of him with his eyes closed. And then the start of a post by chess player Dina Belenkaya saying, “there is always hope 🙏”
Jon Atkins March 13, 2020 January 22: "We have it totally under control. It's one person coming in from China. It's going to be just fine." February 2: "We pretty much shut it down coming in from China." February 24: "The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA., Stock Market starting to look very good to me!" February 25: "CDC and my Administration are dong a GREAT job of handling Coronavirus." February 25: "I think that's a problem that's going to go away... They have studied it. They know very much. In fact, we're very close to a vaccine." February 26: "The 15 (cases in the US) within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero." February 26: "We're going very substantially down, not up." February 27: "One day it's like a miracle, it will disappear." February 28: "We're ordering a lot of supplies. We're ordering a lot of, uh, elements that frankly we wouldn't be ordering unless it was something like this. But we're ordering a lot of different elements of medical."
Picture with a green dot for nearly every Bluesky user with small red circles for @maryangelaperna and @jonatkins that largely overlap.
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Reddit comment by NanotechNinja: I wonder if water hardness has any meaningful effect on cooking time? Reply by alittlebitstevie: I wonder if OP drinking his own urine every morning has any meaningful effect on cooking time? Well probably not, but anyways: https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/1qf300v/ive_been_tasting_my_own_urine_every_morning_for_4/
Chart of silver futures (with 4 hour bars), showing silver going, this year, from just over 70 to 121.785 (early on January 29) to 76.32 now (late on February 4).
At the top of the picture, it says “VOTING REPUBLICAN”. Under it to the left is a blue collar white man under the words: “I vote Republican to keep foreigners, Minorities, Women, Socialists, Gays, and Liberals from ruining my life. And to the left of that is an older white man in a suit and tie and holding a bag of money, underneath the words, “I vote Republican to keep this moron from realizing I’m the only one ruining his life.”
A pair of tweets by Lee J. Carter (twitter handle carterforva ) that jointly read; Every time police kill an innocent person, there's a parade of people trying to prove that he or she wasn't innocent. And every time, I don't care. Police shouldn't kill guilty people either. "But he resisted arrest!" Don't care, shouldn't die for it. "But he had a warrant!" Don't care, shouldn't die for it. "But he could've been on drugs!" Don't care, shouldn't die for it.
Video of me dropping a tart (in a ziploc) bag onto our hardwood floor and the tart being undamaged.
Picture of Trump fondling Bill Clinton with the words “The Answer” on Trump and “In the Wind” on Clinton.
Picture of Trump with text: “I’m gonna drain The Swamp!” Below that, the words: “The Swamp:” And below that a picture of Bill Clinton waving.
Google search for “has tim kaine been castrated” • Al Overview There is no credible information or public record to suggest that Senator Tim Kaine has been castrated. Public records and news reports indicate that Kaine has been open about his health, particularly his ongoing experience with long COVID symptoms since his infection in March 2020, which include mild neurological issues like nerve tingling and difficulty sleeping.
Picture of Mary Engelbreit’s book cover or poster LIFE IS JUST A CHAIR OF BOWLIES which includes a picture of a girl holding a basket of cherries in one hand and stacking dozens of bowls onto a colorful chair.
Subpart B-Requirements for Specific Standardized Frozen Desserts § 135.110 Ice cream and frozen custard. (a) Description. (1) Ice cream is a food produced by freezing, while stirring, a pasteurized mix consisting of one or more of the optional dairy ingredients specified in paragraph (b) of this section, and may contain one or more of the optional caseinates specified in paragraph (c) of this section subject to the conditions hereinafter set forth, one or more of the optional hydrolyzed milk proteins as provided for in paragraph (d) of this section subject to the conditions hereinafter set forth, and other safe and suitable nonmilk-derived ingredients; and excluding other food fats, except such as are natural components of flavoring ingredients used or are added in incidental amounts to accomplish specific functions. Ice cream is sweetened with safe and suitable sweeteners and may be characterized by the addition of flavoring ingredients. (2) Ice cream contains not less than 1.6 pounds of total solids to the gallon, and weighs not less than 4.5 pounds to the gallon. Ice cream contains not less than 10 percent milkfat, nor less than 10 percent nonfat milk solids, except that when it contains milkfat at 1 percent increments above the 10 percent minimum, it may contain the following milkfat-to-nonfat milk solids levels:
Label “Fuck” with a picture of a couch. Label “Marry” with a picture of Usha Vance. Label “Kill” with a picture of Pope Francis and what looks like a sliver of JD Vance
TRUMP IS VISITED BY THREE GHOSTS Early in the night, FDR appears. Trump asks him how can he make America great again. FDR replies, "Think only of the people; do not make laws based on hatred, bigotry, or with thoughts of lining your own pockets." Trump's face sours, and he yells, "FAKE NEWS!" A few hours later he is awakened by George Washington's ghost. Trump asks, "How can I make America great again?" Washington replies, "I would suggest you never tell a lie." This infuriates Trump even more. Around three in the morning, he is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Again, he asks, "How can I make America great again?" Lincoln responds, "Go to the theater."
Facebook post by Matt Milunic with text reading, “If Tesla dealerships would just rake their lots there wouldn't be so many fires.”
A picture from Google search’s AI overview stating that “America the Beautiful”, and not “The Star Spangled Banner”, is the US national anthem.
REPORTER: So just to be clear--you think values don't matter in war? HEGSETH: Look, values are great, but you can't exactly fight off the left with values. REPORTER: Tell that to the French Resistance, who fought Nazis with nothing but belief before they had weapons. Or to Poland, where underground fighters kept their nation alive despite being occupied by the world's biggest armies. HEGSETH: I'm just saying, when it comes down to it, strength wins, not ideals. REPORTER: Then explain how the U.S. lost in Vi-etnam, why the Soviets collapsed after Afghani-stan, or how Afghanistan itself fought off three empires. Firepower alone doesn't mean victory-ask Russia, stuck in Ukraine despite superior weapons. HEGSETH: Well, military power still matters more than words. REPORTER: And yet, words--values--are why people choose to fight in the first place. Ukraine didn't stand because of weapons; they stood because they refused to be ruled. HEGSETH: So you're saying values win wars? REPORTER: I'm saying values make armies fight harder, longer, and with more purpose--without them, all the firepower in the world means nothing. Just ask the British Empire, the Sovi-ets, or, soon enough, Putin. NATO Press Conference Exchange, Feb 13, 2025. (Some red lines added because it’s not real.)
Black lab mix with white patches, laying down but head forward at attention above our stairs. The dog cake in my pod looks like her except the frosting is dark brown instead of black.
Subheading: Trump Released Serious Criminals to Detain and Deport Asylum Seekers Highlighted quote: Not only were more criminals entering the country, but Trump was releasing many of them into the United States while filling detention facilities with asylum seekers. In 2019, Trump's ICE released more than twice the number of individuals convicted of crimes compared to any year during Biden's presidency.
Why is it so hard to not understand why Democrats lost. Terrible economy / inflation / energy issues. Higher taxes / KH horrible policy on taxation (she didn't even know what she was talking about) Crime up tremendously (stats were proven to be lies) Woke agenda against women and children. 15M illegals entering and being supported by YOUR taxes to the tune of well over 500B. 15M illegals unvetted with many criminals. Supporting a war we don't want to be in. Allowing Jews to be discriminated against in college campuses and DOING NOTHING about it. Taking both sides of a war and supporting both sides financially. Government spending out of control. Paying health care and housing for illegals. Trying to imprison your political opposition. Saying Biden was totally healthy until 3 months before election-lies. I'm sure the list is much larger. Who would actually vote for this? Like seriously. I never voted for Trump before but this was about as no brainer as anything l've ever done.
Picture showing 6 stock halts this afternoon for Limit Up Limit Down reason. Each halt is for 5 minutes. 3 of the 6 listed are in DJT.
A tweet from @t_sadiity saying: United States gender reveal tomorrow, I hope it’s a girl 🩷🤣
Tweet from Howling Rabbit News with handle @thehowlingbunny There sure is a lot of chatter about me being a foreign-born person having an outsized influence on US politics, so allow me to remind everyone of the United States overstepping its bounds by helping to end apartheid in my home country. Maybe we call it even? With time stamp 6:07 am on 11/3/24 and 84 views.
Screen shot of the start of the Wikipedia page for “Whoopie Pie” that includes: The whoopie pie, alternatively called a black moon, gob (Pittsburgh area), black-and-white, bob, or BFO (for Big Fat Oreo), is an American baked confection that may be considered either a cookie, pie, sandwich, or cake.
Picture of a Cybertruck with the text “Who started calling the cybertrucks Deploreans? I owe you a drink.”
The UPK programs offer high-quality academic programming. Each of the eight magnet-affiliated UPK programs provides 6.5 hours of educational curriculum with a certified teacher during the school day (Bonanno, 2023). Maintaining a high-quality curriculum is one of the requirements of the granting process through which schools are established (State of Connecticut, 1999). The charter school follows a Montessori curriculum, also with a 6.5 hour academic day (Elm City Montessori, 2024).
Facebook post by Boredwalk reading: “Why be the girl of his dreams when you can be the girl of his nightmares?” which includes a Twitter post also by Boredwalk which reads: “Ladies, don't be a replacement for his mother. Be a replacement for the thing under his bed that he was afraid of as a child — mysterious, elusive, and probably from a hell dimension.”
A label on a steak that describes it as MEDIEVAL MEAT and then as STEAK BONED. (At the top, it shows it is translating from Italian to English.)
Picture taken at sunset with some trees and shrubs in the foreground , some dark clouds in the background and some orange clouds in between and a bunch of orange at the horizon toward the lower left - looks a bit like a picture of a large fire at a safe distance.
Same picture as above but with dates from June 2022 instead of 1 hour ago on the tweets.
Picture of Banner hanging in front of a home saying: THINGS I TRUST MORE THAN DONALD TRUMP 1) Flint, Michigan tap water. 2) Gas station sushi. 3) Bill Cosby as the bartender. 4) Taco Bell bathrooms. 5) Tom Brady putting air in my tires. 6) A shark with a "pet me" sign. 7) A North Korean trial. 8) A shot from Dr. Kevorkian. 9) A Casey Anthony day care. 10) A fart when I have diarrhea. KAMALA 2024
Foreground: one red flower, about a dozen yellow flowers, and some greenery. Middle ground: some of the ruins of Machu Picchu. Background: mountains covered in greenery and clouds.
Picture showing the phrase “can’t unsee” is muted.
Picture showing GoDaddy saying the URL pussysnorkel.com is available.
Helicopter dumping water on flames, with several people in the foreground watching.
A can of Heinz Spotted Dick / Sponge Pudding.
Picture of Samin Nosrat’s book Salt Fat Acid Heat with a potato covering the word Acid in the title, so the title reads “Salt Fat Potato Heat”
A user who repeatedly told women their captivating smile illuminates the room.
Picture showing the hours: Hours: Fri. & Sat. 10-3:31 / Sun. 10-1
San Francisco’s monthly average weather: Shows the warmest month September with a average daily high / low temperature of 71°F / 56°F and the coldest months as December and January with average daily high / low of 58°F / 47°F. Additionally shows an average of 46 days of rain per year, with 4 months averaging 0 days and 4 months averaging 8 days.
San Diego’s monthly average weather: Shows the warmest month August with a average daily high / low temperature of 77°F / 67°F and the coldest month as December with average daily high / low of 66°F / 49°F. Additionally shows an average of 21 days of rain per year, with 5 months averaging 0 days and 4 months averaging 4 days.
Picture of list of companies with super voting shares taken from the link.
Micah giving a rule for “big account” as at least “my follower count plus one” dk replying with a preference for a rule of at least “my follower account minus one”
Picture of the classic sandwich alignment chart. The y-axis is structural purist vs neutral vs rebel and the x/axis is ingredient purist vs neutral vs rebel. reading the rows left-to-right-top-to-bottom: pure/pure ="a BLT is a sandwich" pure/neutral = "a chip butty is a sandwich" pure/rebel = "ice cream between waffles is a sandwich." neutral/pure = "a sub is a sandwich" neutral/neutral = "a hot dog is a sandwich" neutral/rebel = "an ice cream taco is a sandwich" rebel/purist = "a chicken wrap is a sandwich" rebel/neutral = "a burrito is a sandwich" rebel/rebel = "a pop-tart is a sandwich"
Picture showing The Cube Rule which categorizes food based on the location of structural starch as sides of a cube: Toast - 1 side Sandwich- 2 opposing sides Taco - 3 sides, including an opposing pair Sushi - 4 sides, all but an opposing pair Soup/Salad w/ Bread Bowl - 5 sides Calzone - 6 sides Not pictured but on website: Salad - zero sides Cake - 3 parallel sides (like sandwich with an additional layer) Nachos - small cube inside a big cube Could be added: Pie - 2 sides that touch Cone - 3 sides that all share a point Which would just leave 4 sides except two that touch
Cartoon dinosaur eating spaghetti and meatballs with the word Carbivore underneath.
Someone sleeting nonsense about museums corrupting kids.
Skeet saying: “The way liberals talk about Trump and ‘the end of democracy’ etc has this almost titillating quality to it. Like the catharsis you get watching an apocalyptic movie. Never admitting however that the dystopia is already here for 10s of millions of Americans and others we harm as a matter of course.” Reply saying: “white libs: it would be wild to live under a government that doesn't care about your voice or well-being Black, immigrant, indigenous, queer communities: uhh.......” Mar 2, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Image of webpage for the article that starts with citation — so anyone should be able to find it — with the citation highlighted.
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Picture of baby elephant with above that reads: Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs. They are the biggest babies on earth except the people mad at Taylor Swift for being excited at a football game.
Image showing search of his name shows up a single account showing as Invalid Handle in both name and handle.
Him saying: I do the crazy shit to get people away from me. Ngl. It’s a grift, but it works.