Jonathan Beeston

@jonbeeston.bsky.social

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Product marketing at Salesforce. I like playing the piano and running, but not at the same time. Stoke City FC sufferer living in North London.

A golden-green cereal field under a blue sky with scattered white clouds, framed by dark tree canopy at the top of the image. Scattered mature trees line the horizon, with two large trees standing in the middle of the field. Morning shadows stretch across the crop.
Acorn Archimedes A3000
BBC B Microcomputer
Gianni Infantino
A campaign rally scene from the film “Brewster’s Millions,” showing the main character (played by Richard Pryor) at a podium labeled “NONE OF THE ABOVE” speaking into multiple microphones, flanked by two women in sashes and hats, with large candidate portraits on the backdrop behind him.
Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder in Stir Crazy
Photo of counting for LB Barnet council elections happening at the RAF Museum Hendon. Long rows of tables are set up underneath the wing of a plane with two propellor engines. Dozens of people are around the tables awaiting ballot papers.
Zippy from Rainbow on a ten pound note.
The Onion graphic satirizing the 1980 election between Jimmy Carter and Ronald Reagan. Carter's campaign message reads, "Let's Talk Better Mileage," while Reagan's reads "Kill the bastards." The tagline reads, "Which message will resonate with voters?"
The Onion graphic satirizing the 1980 election between Jimmy Carter and Ronald Reagan. Carter's campaign message reads, "Let's Talk Better Mileage," while Reagan's reads "Kill the bastards." The tagline reads, "Which message will resonate with voters?"
From BBC News: "A school has banned the singing of songs from hit Netflix film KPop Demon Hunters over concerns they are not in keeping with its "Christian ethos". Lilliput Church of England Infant School in Poole, Dorset, sent a message to parents on Friday saying some members of the community are "deeply uncomfortable" with references to demons."
From Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Ferris runs the wheels of a Ferrari backwards in a futile attempt to reduce the mileage. The car flies backwards through a glass window.
Departure board in Moorgate Station, Northern line northbound platform. The boards shows High Barnet trains in 5 and 12 minutes. No one is on the platform.
Austin Powers
Colin the office joker from the Fast Show.
Google Gemini image generated from the prompt "can you draw a picture of the David banner turning into the Incredible Hulk after he discovers a garlic crusher has been placed in the dishwasher"
Cronus eating a Stoke City player, apologies to LS Lowry.
AI generated image of Munch's The Scream with the character wearing a Stoke City shirt.
A letter about vegetable picking from Mr Collard.
Cartoon of Presidents Trump and Xi. Trump says, "I hold the cards." Xi replies, "The cards are made in China."