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Torti cat wearing a clear plastic cone over her head, sitting in low light next to a rather large bowl of water.
Exam table, computer and various medical supplies in a non descript room, other than the cat climbing box on the wall.
Doctor Natalie Lambert, the medical examiner from the TV series Forever Knight. She reads the book The Denied while another Doctor looks on.
Torti cat with both dark and light fur burying her nose in the crook of an arm. The cat does not look like she is having a good day, and wants to make sure the alt test reflects the extreme unfairness of taking a pretty girl with a hurting toenail and making her endure a horrible loud bumpy ride to a scary place when all she wanted to do was sit on her mama, which she will not want to do anymore because of this betrayal. Also, the arm is covered in a purple and black flannel shirt.
A large number of Books in a Facebook Marketplace post labeled “Star Wars Book”. The spine of each book can be seen, clearly indicating a series of “Star Trek”
Tree covered path, with a fresh snowfall and snow still falling. In the distance there is a small footbridge. A single line extends through the snow, where some crazed person has braved the 18” snowfall on their bicycle.
A red brick building that contains housing, with a nameplate stating: the KLASSIK
Meme that reads: FUCK OFF. THEN KEEP FUCKING OFF. KEEP FUCKING OFF UNTIL YOU GET TO A GATE WITH A SIGN SAYING "YOU CANT FUCK OFF PAST HERE. CLIMB OVER THE GATE, DREAM THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM, AND KEEP FUCKING OFF FOREVER. Text is in all caps in a white handwriting style font, on a black background.
Photo of papers completely redacted with black rectangles, above a headline “Extreme Redactions undercut Epstein files release”
A photo of the Donald Trump and John F Kennedy Memorial Center for Performing arts, with one of the names redacted. There is electronic scaffolding in front of the building.
A green goblin from the movie Legend, looking rathe excited, extending a finger. Over the photo is meme text: Please State the Nature of the Meg Mucklebones emergency.
A thin blue and white patterned 10.5” plate with a single pancake occupying most of the plate. In the distance is a similar plate, with a similar pancake.
French bread with the top removed. In its place is a mixture of chili, cheese and lil smokies made with turkey.
TV screen showing the title screen for the movie Generation X.
Television screen showing a basic DVD menu with the title GENERATION X in all caps. Behind the TV are signs reading “Bang!” and “Pow!” as shown in classic comics.
The White House photographed from the driveway between it and the Treasury building, with the facade of the East Wing gutted, as if it had been struck by a bomb.
My friendship circle over the years, showing the dates 2020, 2022, and 2025, all with a black cat’s face.
A Facebook marketplace post showing a white frame containing grape jam packet from 1986, for sale for $200.
GasBuddy Search Results from OK,showing gas for $0.29, $2.29, and $2.38 at three stations. Obviously a typo.
Photo of a 1980 Chevy Citation, as pictured in the 1989 movie Batman
Two bowls with red sauce, pasta, and three slices of garlic bread, topped with parsley and parmesan cheese. The bowls are sitting on a white countertop, with an unnecessary amount of shadow.
Dark haired man making exasperated expressions
David Hasslehof smoking a cigar, wearing an eye patch, playing the Marvel character Nick Fury.
Meme with Boromir from the Lord of the Rings movies saying “One does not simply fill out envelopes and mail one’s taxes. There are signatures, and return addresses, and putting the state address on the state return…”
Meme with Gimli the Dwarf from the Lord of the Rings movies saying “Certainty of Death? Small chance of success? What are we waiting for?”
Anikin: Article headlines are often changed because the headline was run through an A/B test. Padme: An A/B test for accurately describing the article’s content? Anikin (with a sinister serious look): Click Through Rate. Padme: <looks horrified>
Three bookshelves, each 96” tall and 31.5” wide, each having 7 shelves packed with paperbacks and two shelves filled with hardcovers. Only 12” of shelf space remains unfilled. All books are from a fantasy series, with the majority being fiction published by TSR and Wizards of the Coast, related to Dungeons and Dragons.
A blurry black cat with its front paws on a man’s chest, completely obscuring the man’s face.
The gray blanket has now been pulled fully over the cardboard box, showing that it is no longer with us.
A large cardboard box, split open and lying in its side, with a pillow under the edge of the box and a blanket partially covering it.
The same cardboard box as shown in the previous skeet, but with a large split down the side.
A cardboard box sized approximately 2 foot x 3.5 foot x 3 foot in size, sitting on a black wire rack in a garage. The box is filled with other flattened cardboard, and looks a little worse for the wear, with rips and tape in various places
2024 Electoral Map; More red than blue, but with large swaths of blue. The popular vote is shown to be a 1.5% difference.
Plate showing a fish sandwich and one individual curly fry of diminutive size, from Arby’s
Github release details entitled "Fixes Large Batch Output Location", with details stating: Fixes Two Items (two is in bold) 1. Fixes numerous minor display issues. 2. Fixes output path for larger batches. 3. Removes potential for off-by-one-errors by rounding up when splitting batches.
A silhouette of a black cat head, in front of a TV showing a scene with Bilbo Baggins from Fellowship of the Ring.
Screen shot from the Taco Bell app showing the new 5 Piece Crispy Chicken Nugget and Fries meal.
Man with brown hair and a short beard, dressed in a red shirt with jeans and black boots. He is playing a violin, with his legs folded up behind his shoulders and arms. Image from the movie RoboCop 2.
Cherry Blue Correlle Plate with a slice of turkey, homemade stuffing, mashed potatoes, and candied carrots with pecans, and a stainless steel fork off to the left side of the plate.
Black cat, laying down on a gray blanket, looking directly at the camera with an expression on her face that implies she is contemplating.. evil.
Black and White photo of RFK Jr, smiling and looking well fed.
A tortoise haired cat pictured between two blue spindles, on a landing. Her facial expression seems to be “concerned”.
Curled up tortoise hair cat with one paw showing in the wrong direction.
A black cat, stretched out, lacking definition and sharpness due to a ling exposure time
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #724,190, AMJones ‪@jonesiscoding.com‬, joined on Aug 25, 2023"
Fox New Cyron - RFK JR: I WOULDN’T EAT A HUMAN
A photo of a Tesla Cybertruck
New York Times Newspaper from May 31st 2024 with headline “Guilty: Jury Convicts Trump on All 34 Counts” and Wisconsin State Journal newspaper from the same date with headline “Trump Guilty”. Both have a photo of a tired looking orange man in a blue suit.
A parody campaign sign stating “Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump, a vote for honest government” where the m and p in the name are actually the number 34, with the 3 rotated to appear as an M and the 4 backwards to appear as a P.
A building with a home made sign in the window, black letters each on one 8 1/2 by 11 sheet of paper reading SPICE SHACK.
Close up of door handle on a shiny new orange car, with about a 1” white paint mark just below the handle.
Black cat sleeping on Amazon package.
black cat meowing with mouth wide open, on bumper of orange car. The car has an open tailgate