Jonesy Zathras McJonesface

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Trying to help us learn from history correctly. Babcom Pod Host. They/Them. Disaster Bi.

This is Moon. She is a grayish torby cat with swirls of black, brown, orange, and white. She is comfortably lounging on a beige carpet with my hand giving her head scritches.
Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys with a cute white and orange kitty on his head.
Unripe loofah, about a size where you need magnums, amongst hamelia patens and marigold.
A former caterpillar that gorged itself on host plant and dissolved itself into goo re-emerges from a chrysalis as a butterfly, hanging from a window overhand with the morning light reflecting banana trees on the window.
A grey torbie cat getting the chin rubs that make her happy from the palest of tiny hands. She is pleased.
A 30 year old blue piece of paper from a sci-fi convention in Minneapolis with a pencil drawing of Jerry Doyle as Garibaldi with the following text: “Babylon 5 fans! Here’s your chance to become part of The Jerry Doyle Media Group. The club formerly known as Garibaldi & Company. The only club fully sanctioned by Jerry “Michael Garibaldi” Doyle. For more information send an SASE to the Jerry Doyle Media Group” with a Washington address and an aol email that are probably no longer valid because this is 30 years old. Also on there in all caps below… “Newsletters! Merchandise Information! Games! Puzzles! Reading List! Photos! Jerry Doyle Sightings! Cynicism and Irreverence! Bulletin Board Guide! Babylon 5 Series Updates! B5 Humor! JMS Quotes and Wit! On-Line Chat! B5 File Library! Convention Dates & Locations!” And the signature of one Jerry Doyle, B5’s resident right wing jerkoff.
A picture of wrestler Killain Dain with a quote by him as Big Damo: “Some wrestlers are just fuckin stupid I don’t know what to tell you.”
Gus Fring adjusts his tie as a nurse looks on in horror after Hector blows himself up along with half of Gus’s face.
Marty, the Dude’s Landlord, tells the Dude that tomorrow is already the 10th. Far out.
This is a sunflower: yellow and brown.
Marty is letting you (and the Dude) know that tomorrow is already the 10th.
A large white flower on a tiny gardenia plant. If you could smell this flower, you would be amazed by the fragrance.
A monarch butterfly emerged from its cocoon.
Julian, Ricky, and Bubbles dressed up to play Spacemen.
The Dude, Walter, and Donny discuss the Dude’s rug, which had been urinated in, while bowling.
Freddie Mercury wearing a sleeveless pink top, a black vinyl mini skirt, and vacuuming a living room.
“Pale Blue Dot” by Voyager 1.
Phil Connors from Groundhog Day, reporting, but instead it says “Well it’s “throw a dildo day,” again.”
The DIC Entertainment logo, but the closed captioning refers to it as “dick.”
Captain Picard watches as Alrik of Prios marries Kamala of Krios in an arranged marriage designed as a peace agreement between the two planets.
Major Kira on a turbolift with Cardassians and Jem’Hadar on a Dominion occupied Deep Space Nine, wondering how much longer she can remain passive in this and contemplating rebellion. I feel ya, Major.
A jar of molasses, although a very naughty boy has crossed out the “mol” and the “es” with a sharpie so it spells something else.
Gray torby cat plays with a broken piece from a window’s counterweight on a rug under a coffee table.
A shelf on a porch full of seeds planted in biodegradable pots. All are nectar or host plants for native birds, bees, and butterflies in Cental Florida.
Shawn Michaels
Steve Rogers: not Captain America, Steve Rogers bringing local news straight from the trailer park.
A possum.
Grey torby cat pining for a mustard covered brat.
Picture of rose petal jam: almost clear with a deep burgundy color.
A black screen that says “Dear Santa Claus Go Fuck Yourself”
Picture of the Ellis Hotel in Atlanta, Georgia.
Man in audience at wrestling event holds sign that states: “Pro science, pro choice, pro wrestling.”