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Managing editor, @botc.bsky.social On hiatus. 🇺🇦 FFXIV: «OwO» Goblin🐉 Discord: @kiylyn

Juventus Clinching Options Spot #1 - Serie A Champions and UEFA Champions League Participant Juventus cannot win this spot Spot #2 - UEFA Champions League Participant Juventus cannot win this spot Spot #3 - UEFA Champions League Participant Case 1 Juventus beats Torino, and AC Milan loses to or ties Cagliari, and Como loses to or ties Cremonese, and AS Roma loses to or ties Hellas Verona Spot #4 - UEFA Champions League Participant Case 1 Juventus beats Torino, and AC Milan loses to or ties Cagliari, and Como loses to or ties Cremonese Case 2 Juventus beats Torino, and AC Milan loses to Cagliari, and AS Roma loses to or ties Hellas Verona Case 3 Juventus beats Torino, and Como loses to or ties Cremonese, and AS Roma loses to or ties Hellas Verona
So you don't like pancakes (in the Waffle House sign font)
Meme: Tom Hanks during the "There's no crying in baseball!" scene from A League of Their Own, captioned "Joking? There's no joking on Bluesky!"
Brandon Flowers holding a crab to his ear on the cover of... **HOT PRESS** **Vol. 41 | Issue 16 | 25 Oct 2017** --- **I WON'T BACK DOWN** **REMEMBERING TOM PETTY** **REPEAL THE 8TH** **HOT PRESS LAUNCHES ITS CAMPAIGN** --- **THE BIG INTERVIEWS** **Sorcha Richardson** **Jeffrey Eugenides** **ABBA's Bådin Andersson** **MY BROTHER IBRAHIM** **Somalia Halawa Talks** --- **the KILLERS** **ON TRUMP, BOWIE, BONO & LAS VEGAS** **Interview** **Olaf Tyaransen**
``` 2026 AL Central Standings TEAM W L PCT GB STRK Detroit 18 19 .486 - L2 Cleveland 18 19 .486 - L3 Chicago 17 19 .472 0.5 L1 Kansas City 17 19 .472 0.5 W5 Minnesota 16 20 .444 1.5 W2 ```
West 1st Round - Game 4 DAL leads series 2-1 Stars 1 TBS/TRU/HBO MAX 0 Wild Follow live: Stars look to level series against Wild in Game 4
STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue. [BAYLESS nods] You KNOW I am sensitive to the Holocaust BAYLESS: Absolutely STEPHEN A: BUT!
Wikigacha card for "Nuclear Holocaust", SSR with an ATK value of 8088 and DEF of 4502
A can of generic beer, white can, black word "BEER", net contents 12 fl oz
the montreal expos logo turned 180°
Dune movie poster, two warriors standing in front of a giant sun, which instead says DUDE then WHERE'S MY CAR as a subtitle.
The 2022-23 Wrexham A.F.C. season card from the Wikigacha game. (It's just boring text, you're not missing anything)
Album cover of The Cure's Wild Mood Swings: a toy metal clown with its head split vertically through the nose and mouth against a piss yellow background
It's 62° F, and also it's going to snow
I TRY NOT TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE FOR ADMITTING THEY DON'T KNOW THINGS. BECAUSE FOR EACH THING "EVERYONE KNOWS" BY THE TIME THEY'RE ADULTS, EVERY DAY THERE ARE, ON AVERAGE, 10,000 PEOPLE IN THE US HEARING ABOUT IT FOR THE FIRST TIME. FRACTION WHO HAVE HEARD OF IT AT BIRTH ≈ 0% FRACTION WHO HAVE HEARD OF IT BY 30 ≈ 100% US BIRTH RATE ≈ 4,000,000/year NUMBER HEARING ABOUT IT FOR THE FIRST TIME ≈ 10,000/day IF I MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE, I TRAIN THEM TO TELL ME WHEN THEY HAVE THOSE MOMENTS. AND I MISS OUT ON THE FUN. "DIE TO COKE AND MENTOS THING?" "WHAT'S THAT?" "Oh man! Come on, we're going to the grocery store." WHY? YOU'RE ONE OF TODAY'S LUCKY 10,000.
Your ΔEok JND 0.0070 Better than most. You can see differences that half the population would swear don't exist. Your opinions about colour palettes are now legally binding. [Share result] [Again. I can do better.] Read the post about this.
73-year-old Jane Seymour in a fall 2023 photo, rocking a black tee and a black leather jacket
(Minnesota Fats Pool Legend) Look, I had to fire her. She was making me look bad. Now we can have a real man, manliest man, in charge of DHS.
(Street Fighter 2, both Chun Li and Zangief in loser pose) Corey, what are we going to do now
(Super Mario Bros) Mario, I know you're just a plumber, but now you have to be the secretary of homeland security
(Oregon Trail tombstone) Here lies Kristi Noem's career Don't tell her yet
(Final Fantasy VI meme edit) KEFKA: Hee, hee! Nothing can beat the music of Kristi Noem crying on the way to the airport!
from CNN, maps of middle east airspace before and after the strikes (top, lots of planes showing over Iran, Iraq, Syria, Jordan, etc; bottom, zero planes over those countries, all traffic routed over Turkey and southern Saudi Arabia)
Regarding how improbable FK Bodø/Glimt's surge to the UCL final 16 is: "In a whirlwind few weeks it has taken down 2023 European champion City, three-time winner Inter and Spanish giant Atlético. It becomes the first team from outside Europe's top five leagues (England, Spain, Germany, Italy and France) to win four straight games in Europe's premier club competition against opponents from those leagues since Ajax in 1971-72. Ajax went onto win the trophy that season."
A startled wide-eyed tabby cat sitting on pavement staring at the camera, captioned I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
white 1972 Ford Maverick, a 2-door sport coupe, with blue trim sitting in a grass field with a barn in the background
photo of a bag of Southern Recipe small batch pork rinds, Korean BBQ flavor
A set of five news article cards on the Canadian curling cheating scandal. Four of the articles are "Canada accused of cheating." The fifth is "Canada's curling team accuses Sweden of filming violation". The fifth is from FOX News.
"View of the World from 9th Avenue," Saul Steinberg (the cover of New Yorker, March 29, 1976). A famous map showing NYC basically as 2/3 of the entire USA.
Comic page, Justice League #5, 1987: Panel 1: Batman punches out Guy Gardner Panel 2: Mr. Miracle thought balloon "I'll say this for Batman - he's efficient." Blue Beetle: "One punch! ONE PUNCH!" J'onn J'onnz, walking in with Black Canary: "Good afternoon, everyone. Hope we haven't -- is that Guy on the floor?" Black Canary: "What happened to him? Is he dead? mmm... we couldn't be that lucky." Panel 3: Blue Beetle: "He's not dead, Canary -- just unconscious. EXTREMELY unconscious." Black Canary: "But what happened?" Blue Beetle: "Batman belted him." Black Canary: "Batman... belted... him!?" Panel 4: Batman: "I'm glad you're here, Manhunter. Now we can get this meeting under way." Blue Beetle: "ONE PUNCH!" J'onn J'onnz: "Sorry we're late, Batman." (Thought bubble: "But not as sorry as Black Canary is.") Black Canary: "Batman belted him? And I missed it? Oh God, I'm depressed."
15 pound calico maine coon stretched out on her back between daddy’s legs
tweet from Spencer Hall: Again, follow your dreams, because unqualified idiots are paid to do things they shouldn't be doing every day, why not you
Al Brown I welcome critique. I’m not insecure. Understand that this is my world, and you only exist here if I find you interesting. Are we clear?
Kevin Costner in a Detroit Tigers uniform, collecting money for an absolute piece of garbage
Thancred Waters and Urianger Augurelt from Final Fantasy XIV
15 pound calico floof laying on her back between my legs
@badger-in-mn.bsky.social: No it's not when you realize all it took was Mark Cuban buying the entire roster. College football has gone the way of MLB and the Premier League - you can just buy a championship.
Dennis Franz as Angelo Carbone, wearing a fictional white Bay City Blues baseball uniform with a blue cap and an interlocking B C logo in gold.
Season: 1985 Head Coach: John Davis Record: 3-6 (W) 27-0 vs. Sm North (L) 10-13 vs. Independence - Mo Truman (Ot) (W) 14-12 vs. Leavenworth (L) 6-21 vs. Lawrence (L) 13-14 vs. Sm Northwest (L) 0-14 vs. Sm West (L) 6-14 vs. Blue Valley (W) 34-0 vs. Harmon (L) 0-7 vs. Sm East Season: 1984 Head Coach: John Davis Record: 6-4 (L) 6-20 vs. Sm West (L) 6-28 vs. Sm North (W) 7-3 vs. Sm Northwest (W) 7-6 vs. Highland Park (W) 13-7 vs. Leavenworth (L) 0-7 vs. Lawrence (W) 10-7 vs. Sm East (W) 3-0 vs. Wyandotte (W) 21-12 vs. Harmon (L) 6-26 vs. Sm West (P) Season: 1983 Head Coach: John Davis Record: 7-3 (L) 7-12 vs. Sm West (W) 20-7 vs. Sm North (L) 3-10 vs. Sm Northwest (W) 44-8 vs. Topeka (W) 27-0 vs. Leavenworth (W) 21-14 vs. Lawrence (W) 12-0 vs. Sm East (L) 12-27 vs. Wyandotte (W) 24-7 vs. Harmon (L) 7-24 vs. Sm West (P) Season: 1982 Head Coach: John Davis Record: 9-2 (W) 2-0 vs. Sm West (W) 27-0 vs. Sm North (L) 7-21 vs. Sm Northwest (W) 28-12 vs. Lawrence (W) 21-0 vs. Leavenworth (W) 21-7 vs. Park Hill - Mo (W) 28-14 vs. Sm East (W) 37-6 vs. Wyandotte (W) 21-7 vs. Harmon (W) 10-3 vs. Sm West (P) (L) 7-9 vs. Sm Northwest (P)
The glorious Municipal Auditorium, Kansas City, home of more NCAA Tournament games than any facility other than the University of Dayton Arena -- but only because the NCAA moved KC games to Kemper Arena in the early 1970s.
bag of girl scout thin mints pretzels
2005 big 12 championship game: Texas 70, Colorado 3
espn win probability graph, 2:00 to go in the first half: Oregon 1.3%, Indiana 98.7%
scoreboard from espn dot com for Oregon - Indiana showing a 6:30 CT gametime; it is almost 6:45
a telex teletype: a device with a mechanical keyboard, a paper roll, and a rotary dial to call out on
pie chart showing my no wins, 100 losses
calico maine coon floof being pissy because daddy needs his keyboard
cover of Peter Murphy's "Deep", featuring a rail-thin blonde dude dressed head-to-toe in black, bent 90 degrees at the waist with his arms stretched out vertically
prime rib with horseradish sauce, baby taters, creamed spinach, tomato cucumber salad, and a yeast roll. Not pictured: the wine that’s making me fall asleep at 4pm
selection of Lost Trail sodas
9:42 left in the game Harding Rushing today: Christian Franklin 3 carries 27 yards Andrew Miller 23 carries 157 yards 4 TDs Braden Jay 8 carries 120 yards 1 TD Cole Keylon 7 carries 96 yards 2 TDs total 42 carries 399 yards 7 TDs Passing: Cole Keylon 1-1 20 yards
Cover of Bulletman: Flying Detective #10, December 1942. "Bulletman and Bulletgirl introduce Bulletdog, sensational canine cop!!" Bulletman and Bulletgirl, wearing nearly identical costumes with red tops (long-sleeve for him, short for her), yellow bottoms (long for him, booty shorts for her), and blue boots, belts, and conical helmets fly at a downward 45° angle over the city alongside a dalmatian
15 pound calico floof somehow balled up smaller than an 8 pound bowling ball laying on my forearm while I TRY to operate my mouse
ESPN APP score page showing every conference championship game today (including the FCS SWAC title game) plus two FCS playoff games... EXCEPT the Big 12 Championship Game, which even airs on their own damn network
A 15 pound calico maine coon hanging out with an alleged bot
Granuailynn 3m Translate @botc.bsky.social is managed by disgusting troll @jonfmorse.com who dogpiles on strangers & spread disinfo like the dumb bitch troll it is
K-STATE RUSHING PLAYER ATT YDS TD LNG AVG 4 JACKSON,J 8 149 1 66 18.6 2 JOHNSON,A 5 49 1 58 9.8 22 MARTIN JR.,A 3 45 1 37 15 6 MOSS,Q* 1 18 0 18 18 4 RUSHERS 17 261 3 66 15.4 * - sic; actually Sterling Lockett
cover of Prince's 1999
table showing the Kansas City Chiefs as the AFC West champions for each year from 2016-2024
stats from 22 minutes of K-State at Oklahoma State, and frankly if you're visually impaired I'm saving you a lot of horror by not putting them here