"fart" @jonhendren.com · Apr 1

australia has secret superplums that have blood in them and antioxidants out the ass hole. im as healthy as a really healthy dog

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Doug · Apr 1

congrat's

@reberga.bsky.social · Apr 1

No one believes you eat anymore anyway, but ok…

émile zoloft 🐢🦅🇵🇸 · Apr 1

the secret is out baby

Just Beth · Apr 1

Just like Yuko! ♥️

SᒪᗩᗷS · Apr 1

Wiping your ass on the carpet

gey poope · Apr 1

we are plum mogging the rest of the world fr 😭

Jay Schiavone · Apr 1

And, they look like assholes.

Los Angeles: sports capital of the world · Apr 1

Dogs are never healthy