Jon

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slide that xylem out like a cork

Jermain Defoe: I cry when I listen to Simply Red
BBC headline: "Smoking vehicle is 'bad for you' says Hertfordshire police"
"This match has got 0-0 written all over it" by Jonathan of High Wycombe on the BBC live blog of CIV v NOR
The thermometer in my living room, currently 33.1 degrees Celsius, the correct measurement but the wrong amount
Modern Doctor Who logo but it's Doctor Beeching
It's a pint of cask IPA but there is so much sediment in it, like it might be more sediment than not. The photo caption is "cheers!"
Chris Mason providing "analysis" that can be summed up as "some people think one thing, others think another, more insane thing, who can know which one is right"
"I wanna run to the fight back with all the great and proud British patriots that want to defend our shores, yet again, from the invaders, but in our time 2026. Beautiful timeless track that brings a tear to my eyes, and gives me hope.."
A made up sort code and account number
"Rotting Christ" in the style of the Family Guy logo
HUMOURLESS VERSION of what's meant to be a fun thing
Cow Meat: sounds gross but does taste nice
The wrestler Billy Gunn, AKA Mr Ass
A poster for a man called Sam Supplier, and his residency at Basing House in Shoreditch, I think he's a DJ. He's got a kind of single tiny blond pigtail and shaved sides
The Dune thing but it's "Paula Radcliffe poos on the pavement"
It's the Dune thing but it says "Andrew Cotter bothers dogs"
It's the Thurlow Nunn Eastern Counties League Division One South table, and Hutton are two points clear at the top with a game in hand
The Pokopia font thing but it's the words to You Suffer by Napalm Death
Plain white with black trim, kit maker and a sort of monogrammed badge in pale gold, no sponsor, simple as fuck but weirdly elegant
I had a crush on Constable Habib at the time, got to say
Neil Warnock staring down the camera
It's the Mamdani poster or whatever but it says "Hats for The Blue Nile". I should go to sleep really
It's "Mamdani for New York City" except it says "H for Steps"
A "Beijing 6K4 bile duct"
News story saying the Liverpool 26/27 home kit colours have been leaked. From the image it appears that the colours are, incredibly, red with white trim
I've tried twice and there are too many words, sorry. It's a shit take by an attention seeking Telegraph cunt who thinks your new pop stars care too much about causing offence, because of course to these pieces of shit every single fucking thing comes down to whether or not something causes offence, whether it's woke, and so on
It's a really bad AI art logo for a band that I'm assuming is supposed to be called the Bob Knight Blues Explosion, but it doesn't really say that because it's AI shit
Walthamstow 23-25 home shirt, William Morris pattern, Admiral, whole design lovely and obviously thought through
Fairly mid pop rap rock guys Bob Vylan have a screen on stage putting up the message "defund the police" and a Palestine flag at an angle the cameras will keep picking up
Mr Blobby invading the GMB set and assaulting Ed Balls