Jon Green

@jonmgreen.bsky.social

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Nerdy Texan living in Scotland

Symbol of house Zarovich
Our antecessowris, that we suld of reide, And hald in mynde thar nobille worthi deid, We lat ourslide, throw werray sleuthfulnes; And castis ws euir till vthir besynes. Till honour ennymys is our haile entent,5 It has beyne seyne in thir tymys bywent; Our ald ennemys cummyn of Saxonys blud, That neuyr yeit to Scotland wald do gud, Bot euir on fors, and contrar haile thair will, Quhow gret kyndnes thar has beyne kyth thaim till.10 It is weyle knawyne on mony diuerss syde, How thai haff wrocht in to thair mychty pryde, To hald Scotlande at wndyr euirmar. Bot God abuff has maid thar mycht to par: Yhit we suld thynk one our bearis befor.15 Of thair parablyss as now I say no mor. We reide of ane rycht famouss of renowne, Of worthi blude that ryngis in this regioune: And hensfurth I will my process hald Of Wilyham Wallas yhe haf hard beyne tald.
An instagram ad from Moodys Tax about how to renounce your US Citizenship because of tax reasons
A mostly empty pint glass of strongbow cider on the bar of an old-fashioned pub
A man (me) receiving a certificate of citizenship in Glasgow City Council chambers.
A screenshot of an email, letting me know that my application for British citizenship has been approved
A sign in Welsh and English: “while practicing magic, our story wizard accidentally brought some castle books to life. Look out for a fairy, a knight, a dinosaur ranger, or the wizard himself as you start to explore!”
Two parts of the Lego Lord of the Rings set; one showing Bilbos room and the Frodos room; the other showing a river, bridge, forge, and Arwens Gazebo
Meme image of the woman trying to to do math
Man in a red University of Houston hat in the foreground with an alligator in the background
A man, woman & baby in front of a Christmas tree in matching pajamas
A cat hanging on the outside of a window frame, staring into the house
Meme of Jessica Jones (cap:”Americans waiting for the election results”) being stared at angrily by kilgrave (cap: “the rest of the world watching”()
An envelope address to the early voting clerk in Texas
The iPhone 16 box
A meme where a man is asking why "Shadowrun Lore" is wearing a mask; then peeks under and sees that it was hiding "Shadowrun Ruleset." The man puts the mask back
Statement from the NaNoWriMo organization about why AI is useful and condemnation of it is classiest & ablest.
A one month old baby in a yellow onesie scrunched up on my (white middle-aged male) chest
Me wearing headphones, with a newborn wrapped and held against my chest. I think I look scared? Honestly not sure.
Couple walking towards camera, he's in a black jumper and she's in a white dress and very pregnant
Headline from Polygon: "Disney's Jim Henson Doc, Boy Kills World, and every movie new to streaming this week"
Map showing Africa, the Indian Ocean, and Australia along with the path of a new undersea fiber optic cable. All the landmasses are in blue.
Black cat on a patio with pink and red flowering bushes behind, as well as a half-whiskey barrel planter.
Pregnant woman standing in a park with copper beech and other trees
A Gothic vampire castle, illuminated by a rising sun peeking over the mountain tops
Tall pretty Irish woman in glasses holding a Lego map of the world showing North & South America, Europe, Africa, and the western half of Asia (including India).
A Yale lock with a snapped key
Tobias Fünke from "Arrested Development" shouting "OH MY GOD, THERE'S A FIRE...sale!"
A view of the Texas prairie, showing a burned area on the left, a gap, then a small town untouched by the fire
Brown leatherbound notebook with the engraving "DM" on the flap
Street cat getting pets
A star wars version of the Oceans 11 poster called "Mothma's 11x
A "campestri," a mushroom creature from d&d. It is adorable and smiling
Silence of the Lambs: a picture of Hannibal Lecter with a caption about imagining if this were Gonzo
A picture of a Bob-Omb from the Super Mario videogames with a hat and beard, and a caption saying "Tom Bomb Jolly Tom Tom Bob-ombadillo"
Lego world map kit
Screenshot of Microsoft Word showing "the end" and a word count of 50,227
A Faerie-dragon with a mustache and a sword
Woman in park with autumn leaves
A skip filled with garden debris, a long with a full wheelbarrow