JonnyExists

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I have been known to breathe in (and occasionally out again), without thinking about spaceships.

A Sainsbury's basics 750g container of granular salt.
Still of John Cleese and Eleanor Bron's cameo in City of Death, with the quote "Exquisite"
An option of audio apps including BBC Sounds, LBC, Audible, Patreon, Big Finish and Spotify
A chart titled "we should load kittens into blast furnaces for funsies", in which all age categories are against the idea other than 65+ who are enormously in favour.
Poll of Leave voters' wishes for post-Brexit UK, including the death penalty, imperial measures, corporal punishment and incandescent lightbulbs.
Chicken shop named "Arkansas", with "fried chicken, pizza, burger" underneath on the sign though not part of the name
An aerial image of Zuid-Holland in the Netherlands, showing acres of massive industrial greenhouses and no open greenery in sight.
Screenshot of a man appealing to Magna Carta but claiming "Terra Carta" is what is happening in 2026
Barnier's "staircase" diagram
A pint of Guinness with the Seal of Rassilon from Doctor Who printed on the top
Stacked bar graph of UK voting intentions in January 2026, broken down byagre group, showing 38% of 18-24 year olds planning to vote Green and a further 18% planning to vote Labour.
Screenshot of Google's AI overview of Lady Bracknell, which draws from TARDIS wiki and claims that she was originally portrayed by an alien.
Voting intention stacked bar graphs from Statista showing results of a survey taken in Jan 2026. While most demographics are broadly centre-left to left-leaning, the 50-64 age bracket shows 34% in favour of Reform and 16% in favour of the Conservatives, the 65+ demographic shows 33% in favour of Reform and another 30% in favour of the Conservatives.
The Hooded Claw from Penelope Pitstop, a masked man in a large hat and cloak, holding the cloak menacingly over his face and looking ready to tie a woman to some train tracks for the fuck of it.
Photo from a metal club in which I am wearing a leather jacket and decorative golden metal shoulder armour.
Old bathroom tiles with cracks in them
Photo of Donald Trump, Mohammed Bin-Salman and Abdel Fattah el-Sisi clutching a glowing orb like a fucking Lord of the Rings out-take.
Sleeveless denim jacket with band patches and golden scale-mail shoulder armour.
Screenshot of a 2017 Dril tweet reading "Turning a big dial that says racism on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right"
1970s National Front election poster reading: Put Britons First, Stop immigration, Reject Common Market, Restore capital punishment, Make Britain great again, Scrap overseas aid, Rebuild our armed forces.
Indian takeaway sign reading "Biryaniz"
Text from a chopsticks sleeve reading "hold first chopstick in original position, move the second one up and down, now you can pick up anything"
Both buttons meme featuring Morgan McSweeney pushing both "kick the left" and "pander to nazis" buttons.
Screengrab of Trump's absurd AI generated Gaza video featuring an enormous golden statue of a much slimmer Trump
Photograph of a poster advertising "The Bad Batch", an alternative burlesque show
A victorian-style carousel with a panel depicting a 1980s street corner featuring McDonalds, TDK and Sanyo