Jonathan Bennett

@jonobennett.eurosky.social

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How am I supposed to manage my infallible beliefs?

A finger post in Kent showing the villages of Finglesham and Deal going to the left, Ham and Sandwich to the right and a barely legible Northbourne and Dover into the distance.
Captain Sensible
Inscription from an old map reading "Romano British Pottery & Rude Pavement found here A.D. 1870"
A pair of gloves with the name Lady Gardener.
Darvok meme: Andy Burnham, his eyes sad.
Anna Friel
Portals, in Portal, the game.
Peely at the mixing desk.
The classic "Graphic design is my passion" meme.
The cover of Primal Scream's album Screamadelica.
A plywood wall in a semi-dismantled building with spray painted lettering reading BIG DAVES GUSSET.
The War on Christmas cannot end until Christmas stops its illegal occupation of November
Part of a ZX81 keyboard showing the letters D and F. On them are the keywords SLOW and FAST.
A box of Dulcolax laxative.
Facebook comment reading: "Is it possible to buy some Lynx Africa or a bar of soap in advance or will you be providing this to select guests such as those with tripods and A3 size backpacks, trolleys and whatever else they wish to bring from home for their one day out a year ?"
The irreplaceable John Peel at a mixing desk.
Big Daves Gusset
Two gay bears at a pool party. One appears to be fisting the other in the belly button.
A screenshot from Google's Gemini AI, reading: " What happened to Stringy Bob? "Stringy Bob" appears to be a few different things, depending on the context: Robert Mellie, the "notorious arsonist" and left-handed guitarist associated with the band Half Man Half Biscuit. According to Bicciepedia (The Half Man Half Biscuit Lyrics Project), he was born on April 1, 1959, and died on December 9, 2010. His nickname "Stringy" reportedly came from his ability to repair a broken guitar string mid-song. He is also mentioned in the Half Man Half Biscuit song "National Shite Day" for an incident involving sending a dead bird to comedian Phil Cool."
Copernicium Dumpnium (Dubnium, sometimes spelled with 'p' in older texts, but its symbol is Db) Dropsium (Dysprosium) Scandium (no P, symbol Sc) Tipanium (Titanium) Vapnadium (Vanadium) Chromium (no P, symbol Cr) Mangapnese (Manganese) Iropn (Iron)
Banksy's latest artwork. A real bollard is shown with a painted "shadow" which is a lighthouse, with the words "I want to be what you saw in me".
A photo of John Peel at a mixing desk
A photo of a, quite frankly rather tacky, Jesus figurine made from resin.
Two consecutive Bluesky posts from Jonobennett's timeline. The top one from Ariella Elm‬ ‪@ariellaelm.bsky.social reads "‪‬Breathe. I know you’re feeling really scared and anxious right now, but please breathe." The one below from ‪Endless Screaming‬ ‪@infinitescream.bsky.social‬ reads "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH".
A Sports Direct mug, known in the UK for being incredibly large. Like, too large.
A picture of the pipe organ at Methodist Central Hall Westminster. It's very large.
A screenshot of the ZX Spectrum game Manic Miner, showing the first level titled "Central Cavern".
A photo of a motorway sign for Tebay services.
An old, arched bridge over a narrow waterway. Exposed mud in the foreground gives a clue that the waterway may be tidal.
A clip of an HTML-formatted email with images turned off. The text on a button reads: "Buttons - Space between icon &linkAPPLY NOW"
Picture shows a Jesus figurine made of a resin material.
A screenshot of a Twitter trending topic, saying "Music - Trending. Stevie Nicks"
Best Single Line From A Song. Not best chorus, not best verse, not best bridge. Just one line.