jon "jonphaedrus" phaedrus

@jonphaedrus.bsky.social

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it/its/es. EN/DE. i write fanned fiction & watch opera & fuck mountains & tragically unironically support ferrari f1. famously normal about K2 and claudio desderi. books: https://payhip.com/jonphaedrus fic: https://ao3.org/users/jonphaedrus

lace weight shawl running from green branches on the right to purple leaves on the left, each branch blooming into a section of leaves as it goes along. it is in five colors: a forest green, a teal, a bright blue, a dark blue/purple, and then a bright purple
a glass carafe where the bottom is mt everest
a photo of me holding two forks. one has a stainless steal body with an embossed repeated motif of hearts and flowers, and one has a mondrian-inspired cloisonne pattern
photo of larsa, a tabby seal point doll face persian, rolling around cutely on my desk chair reaching for me
a HOT preview of John 20:25 by jonphaedrus: It is over breakfast that Henry looks up and finds not Thomas Cromwell across from him, not that familiar heavyset soldier’s body in finest black velvet and silk and fur, but a man in cleric’s robes and a hair shirt, his pate struck clean from his skull, blood dripped across his face and neck and chest, dry and caked and flaking. Saint Thomas Becket stands over Henry’s breakfasting table, unaware of his own shattered skull. —— Being a story of two Henries and the Thomases they killed. But not necessarily in that order.
original ponnelle concept art for don magnifico. he is shown bandy-legged with a bow on a cane, shoddy clothes that are 20 years out of fashion, a huge wig, a hooked nose, sunken eyes, and a vague aura of real housewives energy.
photo of the munich staatsoper stage with the ponnelle cenerentola front curtain. in my hand i am holding a copy of UN CASO ASSAI BIZZARRO and my crocheted magnifico and dandini. my nails are painted glossy purple for dandini.
By the time he hung up, it was closer to midnight than he would have liked, the jam finished and canned for the morning. The whole suite smelled of lemons, humid and fervent and familiar, and he lay down in the dark and dreamed of fish on the Trieste in Salerno.
semmel roll with garlic butter on it
photo of semmeln (kaiser rolls) with papyrus font text that says ICH WERDE DICH IMMER LIEBEN
photo of the neck down of a femme person wearing a loose black button up and a black and pink skirt
very badly drawn pen comic of cartoon version of jonphaedrus who has boobs a beard long hair and giant glasses. i am holding up the cover of my book in the first panel and in the second a cover labeled BONER STORIES dialogue1 : so we all remember that i wrote a book right. its called UN CASO ASSAI BIZZARRO and its about grief i guess. dialogue 2: im working on an anthology of side stories to fill in some background stuff and i had a fun idea
tumblr post fromm user "pyramusand" who has a yellowjackets icon. it says: "i used to support all womens wrongs but now my alcoholic gambling addict father is a woman so i support all womens wrongs except his."
photo of the palest human youve ever seen standing next to a metal railing halfway into the lake. its has very long black hair and is wearing a big straw sunhat as well as a crocheted bikini that is white and green and a big crocheted beach wrap that is green and pink. its face is not visible. just miles of pasty ass skin.
A photo of two cats in a bathroom, both loafing on the bathmat in front of the shower. Zelos, an orange cat, is looking up at the photographer confusedly, just sitting there. Leo, a brown and white cat, is "trapped" between the shower door and the bathroom door, effectively "in jail".
weather forecast for innsbruck for the next week with highs in order of 33c, 30c, 32c, 32c, 31c, 33c, 32c, 32c, and 32c
“I’m certain she would love to hear of your journey from Milan from you directly. And you can meet the little ones!” Ramiro gave him a look. “I’ve already met two of them.” “Yes,” Dandini agreed, “but not the other five. Six, in the summer!” Magnifico had not gotten out of bed that morning, but had instead roundly sworn at him and thrown a stocking in his vague direction and then complained about swollen ankles at his advanced age loud enough to be audible all the way down the stairs. “Six.” Ramiro shook his head in disbelief. “At his age.” Grinning, Dandini threw one arm around Ramiro’s shoulders. “Well, Altezza, you see, when an omega goes into heat—“
photo of an orange tabby doll faced persian wearing a red beret with cables on it. i am holding him. his eyes are open different amounts.
screenshot showing "page 231 of 231" and "96,795 words"
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the "pick up your killer axe and kill" screenshot but with the sprites replaced by emet-selch and gaius
photo of claudio desderi in cenerentola at the verdi trieste theater that is undated but is the early 80s at the latest
1982 ponnelle cenerentola. dandini is looking at don magnifico in a way i can only describe as "did you see my cool trick" while magnifico and his daughters clap
video of zelos stuck inside a toppled cat carrier. all you can see is the tip of his big orange cheeto tail
Rather than reply to anything Dandini had said in at least the past five minutes, what Magnifico finally said was, “If you call me lei, is that pronouns? If I’m a woman do I have to have pronouns? I’m not doing that.”
photo of a tabby seal point doll faced persian cat sleeping in a big pile of fluff on a lap, with his head pillowed on a green crocheted project. his little black shoes are piled up together.
photo of schloss ambras with nordkette visible in the background and the austrian flag shutters all open
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photo of me holding zelos so you can see one of his wet paws
photo of zelos at 4wks with a triangle tail where his head was similarly wide and his ears tiny
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ao3 tag that says "no beta we die like Ferrari race strategy"
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Cover of UN CASO ASSAI BIZZARRO, as drawn by @insecateur and laid out/lettered by @subvertebra. A digital full-color illustration of two men in 1820s fashion standing in front of a dark green patterned background. The man on the left is wearing a grey frock coat, the man on the right is wearing a deep purple frock coat and has lifted his hand to grasp the other man's elbow. The man in the purple coat is fat, with the edge of his double chin visible at the top of the cover above the white cloth of his shirt collar. He is wearing a gold signet ring on his little finger. The title of the book is hand lettered in a sparkly golden font that frames the upraised hand.
photo of larsa sprawled across an ottoman. most of him is sliding off the side. the angle is from the front so you can see his face and paws.
zelos sitting on top of a small grey wool ottoman
photo of a seal point tabby doll faced persian laying on top of a red sweater on a couch. his head is slightly elevated as if it is propped on something.
The man beamed. “Oh, wow! I thought maybe, but—uh, I wasn’t expecting to find you sitting on a cow! Could I get an autograph?” Dandini looked down at the giant marble cow he was sitting on. “I do think this is the strangest place I’ve ever been asked for an autograph.”
After he’d finished chewing, Dandini cleaned his mouth with his napkin. “I’ve never had a pet. Maybe we could get a cat after I retire.” Plenty of other drivers on the grid had pets, mostly dogs, although there were a few cats. He’d once spent a very pleasant post-Monaco GP party getting quite tipsy and listening to one of the Lamborghini drivers talk about his apiaries for over two hours. “I’d like that.” “What kind of cat?” Magnifico asked. Dandini finished the remaining half of his sandwich while he thought, and finally said, “Dumpster?” “Good man!” Magnifico crowed, and saluted with the last of his wine.
word art saying "you can do whatever you want forever: vol. 1"
photo of nordkette in innsbruck. it's snowy almost down to hungerburg
screenshot of a libreoffice doc that only says "massaging his prostate until he was in tears"
Rather than reply to anything Dandini had said in at least the past five minutes, what Magnifico finally said was, “If you call me lei, is that pronouns? If I’m a woman do I have to have pronouns? I’m not doing that.”
2021 f1 drivers' parade. three of them are wearing cowboy hats. daniel ricciardo is wearing a full ut austin jersey
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close up of bruscantini just bending down to pick up the purse
desderi as don alfonso leaning entirely sideways with one leg stuck way out in order to grab something
When Magnifico opened his mouth to suck in only the very tip of his cock, Dandini had the sudden and horrifying fear that it felt so good he might throw up, and then very shortly thereafter began to cry.
close up of ferrari motorhome napkins set up with the colors to look like the italian flag
ferrari merch photo of charles leclerc looking like a porno twink
She stood for a long time in the open door of the kitchen. She was barefoot and wearing only an oversized t-shirt that said BITCH on it in the Disney font.
Finally, into the almost interminable silence of the phone call, Dandini said, “Define ‘fuck’?” Ramiro hung up on him.
"your honor, league of legends, death" comic but with the guy replaced by quickthinx allthoughts and the dialogue reading "your honor, cheese, death"
“With me?” Don Magnifico said, stupidly.
photo of a ferrari f1 lego set fully built