JonS253

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Jon's just zis guy, you know? "My no-consequences power fantasy is to be able to help everyone." Fanfic: archiveofourown.org, search "jonsills"

Fisheye lens aerial view of Tacoma, WA, from above the beginning of the Downtown district.
Our love is like a horseshoe crab. •Tough •Timeless •Unrelated to the true crabs
Captain America throwing a shield carrying Hostess Fruit Pies to subdue an enemy.
*demon tries to inhabit my body* Demon: OUCH Me: Yeah... Demon: WHAT THE HELL Me: I know Demon: EVERYTHING HURTS, WHY?? AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS SHOULDER??? Me: idea, man, can I offer you a mint?
Fore: Princess Salome, a Siamese mix, partially covered by a blanket. Snuggled behind her is Gwenom, my wife's half-Bernese, quarter-poodpe, quarter-lab service dog.
Weapon Xmas, a superhero in Champions Online. Grandfather Winter was concerned that Krampus was overworked, so he ordered his elves to create an assistant appropriate to modern times. After he was deployed, Weapon Xmas realized that naughtiness wasn't reserved for children as Midwinter approached - it was practiced by supervillains all year long. Accordingly, he would need to be active all year long.
The Yellow Submarine, from the Beatles album of the same name.
A bag of Dick's.
A Timex/Sinclair 1000. Retailing for $99.95 at introduction, it featured a whole 2k of on-board RAM (with an expansion slot on the back for a 16k memory pack - mine had to be held in place with a rubber band) and places to plug in a TV (it only displayed in B&W) and a cassette recorder as a tape drive. Dad thought it would help with my college programming courses. God bless him, he meant well.
A fat man in a T-shirt, wearing a costume version of a T-51b power armor helmet (as made famous by the Fallout franchise). The helmet, obviously, obscures his entire face.
"There was no autism diagnosed before 1930." Pluto wasn't discovered until 1930, but I'm pretty sure it was there the whole fucking time.
Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
(Enterprise, Sickbay. Nurse Chapel enters) CHAPEL: But we don't have any patients right n-- Doctor McCoy??? BONES and BEAST (in unison): What? (beat)
Sketch of Clearbrook from "ElfQuest", not long after she hacked off her ponytail with a sword in mourning for her lifemate One-Eye.
Tonight's episode: THE WRITER'S BARELY-DISGUISED FETISH
Batman breaking a shotgun: "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
FEED, by "Mira Grant". Tagline - "The good news: We survived. The bad news: So did they."
Mt. Rainier - Takhoma, if you're nasty - as seen from the parking lot of a Wal-Mart in South Hill, WA.
FEED, by "Mira Grant". Tagline: "The good news: we survived. The bad news: so did they."
The radiant, luminous Lupita Nyong'o.
First post: When did Scooby-Doo start holding entire conversations? Second post: Understanding Confabulation In Dementia
Tonight's episode: THE WRITER'S BARELY-DISGUISED FETISH
Batman, breaking a shotgun: "This is the weapon of thr enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
Batman, breaking a shotgun: "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
A drawing of Worf as he appeared in season 3 of TNG, and as he appeared in season 3 of PIC.
Referee: Flag on the play! Moving the goalposts. 10 yard penalty, still first down!
TV preacher: Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me.
TV preacher: Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me.
Enterprise goes to warp in Star Trek: the Motion Picture, with rainbow streaks of light
I'm gonna steal your memes, but before I do, I'm gonna hit the like button. I got manners and shit.
Man in spacesuit. Caption: the horrors persist but so do I
My lovely wife, holding her cat. She doesn't look white to me...
Cat sleeping on top of dog.
Explorer stumbles upon a tribe worshiping a giant stone zero. "Oh my God, is Nothing sacred?"
Rush. L to R Neil Peart (percussion, lyrics, RIP), Geddy Lee (vocals, bass, keyboards), Alex Lifeson (guitars, foot pedals).
Electron-microscope image of a tardigrade playing a violin.
"Why is it the greatest champions of the white race always turn out to be the worst examples of it? YOU!" "Wh-wh-wh--?" "WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR CHIN?"
Tardigrade playing a microscopic violin
A tardigrade under an electron microscope, playing the world's smallest violin.
Spider-Man: I'm sorry - I'm *really* sorry - to interrupt but, see, I can tell you're saying it without the hyphen, and that just-- it *bothers* me...
Demon roaring at the screen. From "Doom".
Panel 1: Gambit on a biomedical aboard the Enterprise, with Dr. Leonard McCoy and Dr. Henry "Beast" McCoy hovering over him. McCOY: Right now this man needs medical attention. Nurse Chapel! I need 10 milliliters of cordrazine. NOW! Panel 2: Christine Chapel enters with a hypospray. CHAPEL: But we don't have any patients right n-- DOCTOR MCCOY?!, Panel 3: Leonard and Henry both turn toward her, simultaneously responding, "What?!"
Rush has a song that begins at the end of one album, and occupies the entire first side of the next.
Black-and-white image of a man in a spacesuit, reading from a card into a microphone. Looks like it's probably from a 1950s episode of "Twilight Zone" or "Outer Limits". Text: the horrors persist but so do I
Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me.
Referee: Flag on the play! Moving the goalposts, 10 yard penalty, still first down!
Cover of Captain Canuck #1, from Comely Comix
Bubba Yaga, obviously, is an old Airstream trailer with bullet holes in the walls, walking on a giant pair of chicken legs.
Shot from "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield". Bele (l, black on the right side and white on the left): "I really wish we could go back to the days when Star Trek wasn't all political." Lokai (r, white on the right side and black on the left): "I know what you mean!"
Who ya gonna call? GOATS BUTTER!
Me holding our daughter Morgana in the back, Jason and Hillary restraining our son Iain in front (he wanted to go look at the camera).
Yeah, I look rougher than Vought, but I'm 13 years his senior and don't have a team of cosmeticians to pretty me up.
Cyclops: I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are. ...actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't.
Warning sign: Entering Unnatural Play Area
Batman, breaking shotgun: This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.
Jesus, I see what You've done for other people, and I want that for me.
Cyclops: "I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are. ...Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't."
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.