Jonty Wareing

@jonty.bsky.social

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Accidentally responsible Also http://chaos.social/@jonty Previously http://twitter.com/jonty Always http://jonty.co.uk

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Parish Hall The Bodgeham-on-Wye Parish Hall is a historic building dating back to the reclamation of the Wye Valley by William the Squanderer, in 1453. Although the majority of the original structure was destroyed in the great fire of 1972, the hall has been lovingly restored in gleaming white PVC, and seats 30 people comfortably. Hold your event in the Parish Hall The Parish Hall events committee welcomes submissions for innovative uses of the space to bring the local community together. These could be talks and workshops from eloquent orators, cultural and musical performances, or gatherings of like-minded individuals. To submit your proposal, please see our Call for Proposals.
Screenshot of a fediverse conversation between EMF Phones (@phones@emfcamp.org) and Graham Sutherland (@gsuberland@chaos.social): @phones@emfcamp.org: 🎥 Electromagnetic Telecom has been innovating greatly in the land of phones, now allowing video calls to be made across the #EMFCamp network! If your SIP phone or app has a camera, it should just work. We challenge you to setup the first video rick-roll number, good luck! @gsuberland@chaos.social: what's next, WAP support? :P @phones@emfcamp.org: https://wap.phones.emf.camp/ ;)
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_ days Gingrich, ex presidente de la Cámara de Representantes de EE. UU., obtuvo el segundo puesto, alcanzando el puesto. Gingrich, ex presidente de la Cámara de Representantes de EE. UU., obtuvo el segundo puesto, alcanzando el 32 % de los votos. torres alcanzan una altura de 83 m, con un largo de 378 m y dos carriles de 3,5 m de ancho. Gingrich, ex presidente de la Cámara de Representantes de EE. UU., obtuvo el segundo puesto, alcanzando el 32 % de los votos. minoritarias suelen desaparecer sin dejar rastros históricos relevantes, y no logran ser reconocidas como civilizaciones propiamente dichas. Gingrich, ex presidente de la Cámara de Representantes de EE. UU., obtuvo el segundo puesto, alcanzando el puesto. you booked your flights and accommodation for 2020 before the postponement was announced, you may have a tricky situation. Oh. you booked your flights and accommodation for 2020 before the postponement was announced, you may have a tricky situation, Oh. Oh. _ Mm. Ah. _ Ah, ah, your flights and accommodation for 2020 before the postponement was announced, you may have a tricky situation Eighty. Gingrich, ex presidente de la Cámara de Representantes de EE. UU., obtuvo el segundo puesto, alcanzando el 32 % de los votos.
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BEZOS CENTRE FOR SUSTAINABLE PROTEIN
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A Mitsubishi air conditioner remote control. Above a down pointing arrow it says "Too Warm" and above an up pointing arrow it says "Too Cool"
Stephen Hales DD FRS 1677- 1761 Curate, Twickenham, Middlesex. The first person to measure blood pressure (in a horse) and sap pressure in trees. Found how to stop a pie crust sagging
The ENRON logo, but it says ELON and is Tesla red.
A picture of a hexagonal electronic hacker camp badge. Above it yellow text says "YOU MUST PRE-ORDER YOUR SPACEAGON". Below it yellow text says "ALSO THE ACTUAL ARTWORK IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT, OK".
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Last.fm is now independent Today, Last.fm begins a new chapter as an independent company. Ownership has changed, but the product you use every day has not. Your account, your listening history, and your data remain exactly where they are. The team building Last.fm is the same. The service continues as normal. What stays the same * Your account and scrobbles * Your data and privacy settings * Your Pro subscription and billing (if you're a member) * The people behind the product We'll share more about what comes next in the weeks ahead. For now, everything works exactly as it did yesterday. Same service. Same team. New chapter. Thanks for being part of it. Team Last.fm
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A message from the seller "Hi Jonty, thanks for buying my dome, where do we go from here I’ve not done this before"
Parents also said they had caught their children drawing on facial hair in a bid to evade the technology. One mother said: “I did catch my son using an eyebrow pencil to draw a moustache on his face, and it verified him as 15 years old."
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A screenshot of an auction for "Moog Industrial Motion Control System Originally Supplied for a Nuclear Decommissioning Manipulator"
A Google query for "What is the most hexagon shaped bird". The AI summary reads: "Based on an analysis of hexagonal shapes in nature, the "most hexagon shaped bird" is not a specific species of bird, but rather the dragonfly."
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tickets (available) = tickets (total) - tickets (reserved) - tickets (vouchers tickets (reserved) = 0.REDACTED tickets(total) for 2022, 2024, 2026 tickets (vouchers) = K * tickets (total)
You expressed interest to invest £100,000 in what3words on 13 Apr 2026 View Expressions of Interest This opportunity is approved by Crowdcube This opportunity was approved as a financial promotion by Crowdcube Capital Limited on 13/04/2026, 14:23. Every opportunity on Crowdcube is reviewed to ensure it is fair, clear and not misleading.
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A 1997 BT CT54 payphone
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VeritasAdmin opened 13 hours ago VERITAS Ω — Security Disclosure The VERITAS 8-gate scanning engine audited Jonty/uk-notam-archive and identified 2 exposure vectors that your current static analysis tooling failed to detect. Severity breakdown: 2 HIGH Findings (Partial Trace — Exploit Architecture Redacted) # File Line Severity Classification 1 download_briefing_sheets.py L27 HIGH Input Validation Deficiency 2 download_briefing_sheets.py L42 HIGH Input Validation Deficiency Execution traces and remediation logic have been redacted to prevent exploitation. This is standard responsible disclosure protocol. What's Redacted Exact exploit architecture for each finding Attack sequence and proof-of-concept Remediation logic with fix priority Cross-reference analysis between findings Proof of Scan Scan Hash: 7a75dd3d9e377a46... Engine: VERITAS Omega v1.0 (deterministic static analysis) Findings: 2 total across 1 severity levels Unlock Full Audit Report → Full evidence package: line-by-line annotations, remediation steps, PDF report, SHA-256 proof seal — $299 one-time. — RJ, AEGIS Audits
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A screenshot of the start of a Twitter thread from March 17th 2021 by @jonty (Jonty Wareing). The two tweets are: https://x.com/jonty/status/1372163423446917122 'Out of curiosity I dug into how NFT's actually reference the media you're "buying" and my eyebrows are now orbiting the moon' https://x.com/jonty/status/1372165292751732740 'Short version: The NFT token you bought either points to a URL on the internet, or an IPFS hash. In most circumstances it references an IPFS gateway on the internet run by the startup you bought the NFT from. Oh, and that URL is not the media. That URL is a JSON metadata file'
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LASER DISPLAY WI 1NM RADIUS OF 513046N 0000154W (TOWER HAMLETS, LONDON). FOR INFO [REDACTED]. AR-2026-1048/01.
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"Nuclear bunker falls off Yorkshire cliff"