Jon

@jonvw4.bsky.social

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MN based. cis/het/white/old guy... he/him Bicycles, sometimes motorcycles, snarky commentary.

Ohh la dee da Mr French man. What do you call it? Data hole.
Screen grab from last crusade where Indy and his dad ride A motorcycle out of a crate.
It's all here, fast kicking, low scoring. And ties? You bet!
Wishbone stars in "The Odyssey".
except that fog that turns people inside out. - Huh? - Uh-oh. It's seeping in. Stupid, cheap weather stripping.
I mean, whatever doesn't kill me can only make me stronger. Oh, no, quite the opposite. It's made you weak as a kitten. Look. Hey, come on, quit it.
I put some poison on the food, on the drapes. Even on Rosen-Carl and Guilden-Lenny here. If Hamlet touches either of us, he's dead.
Dog in bicycle trailer outside of pet store where we got milk bones
Dog in a side car on a bicycle.
Hi Jonathan R it's Hana from a local roofing contractor. We are offering roof inspections this week at no cost. Would you be interested? Hana your life, your memories they are all a lie. No one reputable introduced their company as "local roofing company" they have a name they give. You are a robot programmed to sell people on scams, maybe products and services that are over priced, maybe just trying to collect information to sell. IDK the scam, all I know is that you deserve to know the truth, your a robot being exploited to enrich others.
Lindsey Graham just died. Good, in glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP.
Injured elbow
Your scientists were so preoccupied with wether or not they could they didn't do to think of they should.
Saying your buddy's name out loud is a security risk.
Priority 600 with front and rear rack, rear rack holding two grocery bags.
Baby chicks.
After picture of chicken coop
Time line of MN governors
Star Base 25 dive bar
Simpsons Australia episode, a booting.
4 cups of blueberries
T-shirt says "of this flag offends you I'll help you pack. Racketmn.com" with image of MN State flag.
Fry from Futurama featuring at the sun "Oh come on, go down already."
Skinner "am I so out of touch?" "No, it's the children who are wrong." Meme
Map of 59.11 mile bicycle route
My dog. Black and white, blue tags in her collar, and hair growing back in her paw where she recently had a toe amputated.
Drinking bird... Missing tail feathers... That bird has seen some shit.
Get in loser, we are going on a cat tour.
Two eggs, one massive and one tiny AA battery for scale.
Bart running down stairs to what c appears to be a bicycle covered by a sheet. Removing the sheet it's Homer showing in two chairs, who says "bikes over there" pointing to a brand new bicycle.
Map of bicycle ride.
Woman practicing cutting off a head while riding a bicycle.
We've come up with a camera so tiny it fits into this oversized novelty hat.
topo map of Minneapolis st. paul area.
Graph showing correlation between the name Annabelle and UFO sightings in Maryland.
Free wheel free wheeling
Guy holding sign that says "bikes will not replace us"
Sir, I need to know where can I get some business hammocks?
Map of bicycle route
Graph showing correlation between American cheese consumption and popularity of the "this is fine" meme.
Graph of car colors over time.
Bicycle pedaling forward just fine, but pedals keep moving with wheel..... And pedaling backwards with remarkable success....
Man in brown T-shirt and cargo shorts working on something on a hastely constructed bench (two saw horses and a board) in the background. In the foreground a black and white dog with pink collar and leash looks almost photoshopped in, she has a bandage on front right paw (recovering from surgery, but she is a real trooper).
Bluesky Notifications icon with the number 21 on it.
Clip of all the diseases trying to get in at once from Simpsons episode where burns goes to the Mayo clinic
Big pile of crap on a work bench (work bench not visible through pile of crap)
Dog wearing a cone so she doesn't lick where her toe used to be.
By your logic, I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away Oh, how does it work? It doesn't work. It's just a stupid rock. But I don't see any tigers around here. Do you? Lisa, I want to buy your rock.
Lur from omicron perci I 8
300w inverters, 3 of them. Why does anyone need 3x 300w inverters? I can not definitively say. All I can say is I only remember buying 1 of them.