Jon With Tattoos

@jonwithtattoos.bsky.social

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"Just try to make it sound like you wrote it that way on purpose." surgical tech, Maryland expat living in Missouri, Orioles fan, tattoo collector

In case you were wondering, Dylan Bundy sells real estate in Oklahoma these days.
The Baltimore Orioles 2027 schedule
Not sure who th’fuck cares, but Christian Encarnacion-Strand has the longest name of any MLB player at 27 letters.
Singer Bernard Sumner described the single to NME as "the last straw for Joy Division fans", noting how its upbeat sound had inverted their former band's famously gloomy image.
Bernie Sanders is once again begging the Orioles to ride a hot bat.
A skeet from user The Angry Wisconsinite saying, among other things, “From Emmitt Till to Graham Platner let’s not do this again.
While plenty of thought leaders have waxed lyrical about the importance of "Al literacy" — an understanding of how to effectively use Al tools, basically - the businesses these future students are heading toward are still heavily reliant on literacy literacy.
A few years later, the rulers of Venice finished rebuilding and decorating the Ducal Palace, including a new chamber for the Great Council to meet. They decorated it with scenes from Venice's history and a series of portraits for each of Venice's leaders. But over Faliero they just hung a black curtain. And when in the 16th century the room was redecorated after a fire, Faliero's portrait was replaced by a painting of that black curtain, along with the words, "Here is the place of Marino Faliero, decapitated for his crimes."
The inside of an industrial park gym. There are no people, only weights and machines
An empty parking lot outside an industrial park gym
Rick Dalton knows a quality reliever when he sees one
Rays 13, Royals 2: I know that people have varying opinions on the value of a combined no-hitter, but we know 100% that Kevin Cash and the Rays don't give a shit about such things. Because if they did they wouldn't have asked Craig Kimbrel to close it out.
Bernie Sanders is once again begging the Orioles to ride a hot bat.
A man wearing a seersucker jacket with tan khaki pants
Luke Skywalker cares.
Rico Garcia!
"You miss 100% OF THE SHOTS YoU DON'T TAKE. - WAYNE GRETZKY" - MICHAEL SCOTT
Sam, a mastiff(?) mix is using Gabby, a French bulldog, as a pillow. Gabby also has her own pillow. They’re ridiculously cute.
Rico Garcia has entered the game
Two Starbucks coffees in one half of a cardboard carrier
Rick James says Cheap bullpen is a hell of a drug
Rico Garcia has entered the game.
I'm sure [owners] will talk about a floor and a cap, and that's communism. Where's the free market economy? Where's capitalism at its best, right?"
Rico Garcia has entered the game
Jim Palmer wearing a great looking green quarter zip with the Orioles 2026 City Connect logo on the chest.
13 hours 27 minutes to the nearest Double R Bar Burger
Dave Bowman says something wonderful is happening.
Rico Garcia has entered the game
Rico Garcia has entered the game for the Orioles
Bernie is begging the Orioles to learn how to ride a hot bat.
Bernie is once again asking that baseball announcers stop interviewing players and managers in the middle of the fucking game.
A French bulldog sitting like a grumpy human
Rico Garcia is here to save the day
The 2026 Baltimore orioles Japanese Heritage Night jersey
Rico Garcia has entered the game
Rico Garcia has entered the game
Apple has seen fit to remake one of my favorite childhood films, Time Bandits, and it does not look good.
Dr Ian Malcolm explains that “Teenagers, uh, find a way.”
A Portillo’s Italian beef and sausage combo
An Orioles-themed Sick-O’s meme
Rico Garcia has entered the game
Rico Garcia has entered the game.
Jesus Christ, that's Rico Garcia.
An aerial view of Shibe Park in Philadelphia
I opposed childhood gender transitions, unlawful and divisive DEI mandates, and the excesses of Critical Race Theory. I argued against biological males competing in women's sports and being housed in women's prisons.
Black and Decker Brew n Go
Rick Dalton is excited to see Orioles reliever Rico Garcia
A tee shirt with gloved hands making the flapping bird wings gesture
Jesus Christ, that's Rico Garcia.
June Cleaver is excited about Dylan Beavers
The Jon With Tattoos Special ™, an all beef Nathan’s dog with yellow mustard and a row of Sweet Heat spicy bread and butter pickle chips. Mini Doritos and a Yuengling on the side.
A man wearing a Baltimore Orioles jersey and cap