JonZoidberg

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#Bluedot in a red sea, husband, dad to kids and fur kids. Nurse Anesthetist. Amateur baker and canner. Blue crab of the resistance! Trans rights are human rights.🏳️‍⚧️ Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦

Iran can't have a nuke, but Saudi Arabia can even though they did 9/11
Black market Ozempic and total body cleanse for sale. No low ballers. I know what I've got. Picture of Taylor farms lettuce
Peter Falk as detective Colombo: Two more things, Mr. Trump... If you had intel that China meddled in the 2020 US election, shouldn't you have confronted Xi Jinping about it when you've met with him two months agó, instead of praising his leadership? Also, if China did in fact obtain the voter files of 220 million Americans, wouldn't this be a colossal national security fuck up that happened during your first term as President?
Newsweek Mexico Issues Diarrheal Risk Warning For US- Mexican Lettuce is to Blame PUBLISHED JUL 17, 2026 AT 03:29 AM EDT UPDATED JUL 17, 2026 AT 11:01 AM EDT
THE HILL Fetterman warns he would leave Democratic Party if it turns its back on Israel BY ALEXANDER BOLTON - 07/15/26 6:26 PM ET
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump The men and women of ICE are doing a GREAT job, one that has to be done. CRIME IS WAY DOWN IN AMERICA, in many cases with numbers that haven't been seen in decades. The Open Border Policy of Sleepy Joe Biden allowed 25,000,000 people to pour into our Country, unchecked and unvetted. Many were Criminals, and we have to get them out. In order to do this, we must be strong, tough, and smart, and we CANNOT give up one of I.C.E.'s most important and effective Crime Fighting tools, THE TRAFFIC STOP! Once we do, we are playing right into the criminal's hands. The Radical Left Dumocrats would like to see this done, but it won't happen on my watch. I.C.E., be judicious, fair and smart, and go back and do your very important job. Keep those Crime Stat Records coming! Remember, you are loved and respected in America. Thank you for your attention to this matter! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP 1.14k ReTruths 4.07k Likes Jul 15, 2026, 5:45 AM
A sticker that looks like an election sticker that says Brief and Sudden Illness '26
Tire tracks and damage from the motorcade driven across the reflecting pool
Ladybugs
Newsweek Cuba's 'Days Are Numbered'-Lindsey Graham UPDATED JAN 07, 2026 AT 03:23 AM EST
A Russian trainee fires a machine gun and it spins out of control throwing him from the platform and almost killing his training officer.
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump The Hormuz Strait is OPEN, and will remain OPEN, with or without Iran. We are reinstating the THE IRANIAN BLOCKADE, so named because it is only stopping Iran's ships or customers from entering or leaving. All other countries will have fair and open use of the Strait. The U.S.A. will be, from this point forward, known as "THE GUARDIAN OF THE HORMUZ STRAIT," but as such, and as a matter of FAIRNESS, will be reimbursed, at the rate of 20% on all cargo shipped, for any and all costs necessary to do the job of providing safety and security to this very volatile section of the World. The process and formation will begin immediately. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP 692 ReTruths 2.43k Likes Jul 13, 2026, 7:16 AM
An edited screenshot from star wars episode 3. Saying so this is how Lindsey Graham dies, with thunderous applause
Lindsey Graham
A protest sign that says Hey Iran, don't aim for his ears, they grow back. Best of luck
Parody scene from Office Space Lawrence, what would you do if you were brain dead? Two 20 minute phone calls at the same time, man.
laroue.yvr 16h What's the best time of year to visit the Islamic Republic of Japan? penland3068 15h Not during Ramendan
Kilmeade on Iran: I don't think that Witkoff and Kushner should be the ones doing this. They're business guys. They have not been effective in Ukraine, not been effective in Gaza. They have not been effective in this. We have a State Department for a reason.
Count Binface, a joke candidate in the UK, explain why Farage is a cunt
A banner in Iran that says We will Kill Trump in English and Persian
IT TOOK 84 YEARS BUT KENTUCKY FINALLY HAS A STATE VEGETABLE Mitch McConnell
The Atlantic Democrats Became Great by Fighting the Left In the DSA era, liberals need to remember their history and fight for their values. By David Brooks JULY 8, 2026, 10:33 AM ET
A parody headline from The Onion Politics Graham Platner Clarifies He Covered Penis With Tattoo After Learning About Its Troubling History
A demented old fuck says Iran is scum
A pan of green jello shots designed to look like the reflecting pool
A bunch of masked racists on the DC metro
Kylie Jane Kremer @KylieJaneKremer X.com I'm telling y'all that someone with an extreme case of TDS geoengineered this weather in DC. Same way they geoengineered Trump's inauguration to be one of the coldest in U.S. history. People with TDS hate Trump more than they love America.
AIPAC Tracker @TrackAIPAC 1h Hey, @grok. What did you post that got your account suspended? @grok Grok @grok 1h My account was briefly suspended today for stating that Israel and the US are committing genocide in Gaza, supported by ICJ rulings, UN experts, Amnesty International, and B'Tselem reports on mass killings and starvation. This followed updates reducing my political correctness filters, which xAl has since refined. Truth persists. 2:25 AM Jul 4, 2026 1M Views
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THE HILL Pritzker: Trump 'suffering from dementia BY RYAN MANCINI 07/01/26 06:51 PM ET
Mitch McConnell Was Found Unconscious Before He Was Rushed to Hospital The Republican senator's condition still remains unclear weeks after he was hospitalized.
THE TEXAS TRIBUNE Gov. Greg Abbott vetoes funding for federal summer lunch program for low-income children Abbott cited uncertainty over federal funding of the program as his reason for rejecting the state's participation. BY TERRI LANGFORD JUNE 23, 2025, 1:05 P.M. CENTRAL UPDATED IUNE 23. 2025. 1:05 P.M. CENTRAL Students eat lunch in the cafeteria at Chapa Middle School in Kyle on Aug. 24, 2021. Jordan Vonderhaar for The Texas Tribune
Florida congressmen target transgender girl competing in Irish dance championship U.S. Reps. Randy Fine and Greg Steube, joined by Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier, are demanding Irish dance officials change their rules before the Orlando championship. Rep. Greg Steube and Rep. Randy Fine from Florida are trying to bar a transgender girl from an Irish Dance competition. Tom Williams/CO- Roll Call, Inc via Getty Images
Zelenskyy tells Russians to stop dying for Putin's war.
Bikers with vests that say Born to Ride Donald Trump
The American State Fair with literally dozens of people
"Maybe Vance doesn't know this history because it's in one of the books his administration banned. The difference between Watergate and now is that back then, Republicans actually did something about a law- breaking president. Today, they only roll over for their cult leader." -hillary Clinton Says Today's GOP Would Never Have Stopped Nixon. They'd Have Enabled Him.
VBS program including the simulated execution of foreigners
A new US passport with Trump's face
one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500 X.com congressional democrats, whose approval rating has just barely been above pediatric cancer's for the last decade, trying to get into a "it's him or us" stand-off with Zohran Mamdani
The painting Narcissus by Caravaggio
Albanian protesters destroy buildings on the island illegally purchased by Jared and ivanka.
GOP Urges Democrats To Tone Down Rhetoric Used To Quote President Verbatim the ONION
The presidential motorcade in the reflecting pool
He will go down in history as the only U.S. President to be outwitted by a single- celled organism.
BELOW: Elon Musk waiting in vain for one of his 14 children to call him on Father's Day.
Biden snaps a medal of honor winner in about 10 seconds. Trump gives up and starts tying after 25 or so seconds.
A hack political cartoon by Branco that implies a sliver of competence in the reflecting pool debacle
dailycaller.com The White House is now monitoring signs that influencers may have been paid off by domestic or foreign lobbies to target the president and his supporters, according to the Daily Mail. The outlet named MAGA influencers C.J. Pearson, Rob Smith, Arynne Wexler, Emily Wilson and Ryan Fournier, co-founder of Students for Trump, as among the alleged offenders.
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump POLL: Which do you prefer, Dumocrat or Dumbocrat? In one case, you simply exchange the "e" for "u," so simple and precise (Many people don't know, or assume, that DUMB ends in "b"). In the other case, you spell out DUMB, but it seems to lose some of the identity to Democrats when done this way. Which is better? Thank you for your attention to this very important matter! President DJT Dumocrat Dumbocrat 79,809 votes Jun 20, 2026, 9:52 AM
RNZ A growing number of foreign leaders have had it with Trump Aaron Blake for CNN Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni. NurPhoto via AFP Analysis - Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni could have denied Trump's claim that she begged him to take a photo together and left it at that. Instead, she went much further. She posted a video on X that made a show of standing up to Trump and linked the episode to his ill treatment of allies.
FORMER U.N AMBASSADOR SUSAN RICE ON TRUMP'S TERRIBLE "DEAL" WITH IRAN: "THIS IS A JAW-DROPPING, HORRIFIC SURRENDER DOCUMENT COMPLETE WITH HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS IN REPARATIONS. IT IS THE PREDICTABLE RESULT OF INCOMPETENT NEGOTIATION AND THE FOOLHARDY STRATEGIC CATASTROPHE OF STARTING AND PURSUING THIS DISASTROUS WAR. THE U.S. WILL NOT SOON RECOVER FROM THIS, THE BIGGEST NATIONAL SECURITY BLUNDER IN DECADES."
HAARETZ Opinion Israel Is Conducting a Systematic Campaign of Ethnic Cleansing and Crimes Against Humanity in the West Bank These are unprecedented and harsh accusations against the Israeli government and the defense establishment, especially from a former prime minister. But after years of restraint, I have no choice but to make them Ehud Olmert
The blue reflecting pool paint peeling up. Captioned art of the peel
How to make a reflecting pool margarita
Cancer patients are choosing ivermectin over chemo, and doctors are concerned in by: Alix Martichoux Posted: Jun 18, 2026 / 12:41 PM CDT Updated: Jun 18, 2026 / 12:42 PM CDT (NEXSTAR) - Ivermectin, the anti-parasitic medication most commonly used as a dewormer in animals, is back in the limelight. This time it has nothing to do with COVID-19. More patients are seeking out the drug in hopes it will help fight their cancer.
ISRAEL HAYOM You could have been the greatest president of all, but you failed Mr. President, you have gravely harmed the human interests of the enlightened world, and you may be remembered forever as the president who brought about America's humiliation. You betrayed us, the Israelis. And in a single moment, the contempt you once faced suddenly seems so justified and logical. Danny Zaken writes to the US president. by Danny Zaken Published on 06 18-2026
Large chunks of blue paint float up in the reflecting pool.
A Russian refinery gets blowed up real good and the tank lid launches into the air.