Greg Clapp

@jookyg.bsky.social

48 Followers 25 Following

The mildly entertaining misadventures of my genuine self. Occasionally inappropriate, often not family friendly,

A trio of colorfully-lit Elvira-themed pinball games.
Cybertruck (With apologies to Joyce Kilmer) I think that I shall never ride A truck so ugly, yet so wide. A truck whose angles stab the air, Yet makes folks stop and point and stare. A truck that thinks it looks so cool, While shaped like blocks I drew in school. A truck that blinds with stainless sheen, And dents despite its brutal theme. A truck whose glass once met a ball, And shattered live in front of all. Cool cars are made by folks with taste, But only Musk could love this waste.
Photograph of a banner in a blue sky with the words, "THERE IS ONLY ONE MISTER PANTS." It is presumably being towed by a small aircraft not in frame.