Jordan Keller

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aspiring pharmaceutical jingle writer Website: https://jordan-keller.com Album: “Redshift” @ theokaylakes.com Work: jordankeller.work

what was the red wings roster the first year yzerman was gm Steve Yzerman was never the general manager of the Detroit Red Wings, so there was no “first year Yzerman was GM” and therefore no roster tied to that situation. What actually happened with Yzerman and the GM role Yzerman is a Red Wings legend as a player (captain for many years, three Stanley Cups) and later returned to the organization in an executive role, but his role was not general manager. He was appointed as Detroit’s general manager? No—he was appointed as the Red Wings’ general manager in 2020? Actually, that’s incorrect: he became the general manager of the Red Wings in May 2020? Let’s be precise: according to reliable coverage, Yzerman was named the Red Wings’ general manager in May 2020 and then later stepped down from that role in 2021, after which he remained with the club in a different executive capacity (often described as an advisor or senior role). Wait—there’s confusion in public accounts. Some sources say he was hired as GM in 2020 but then replaced fairly quickly; others describe him more as an executive/consultant rather than a full-time GM with day‑to‑day control. The key point for your question: Yzerman’s only GM tenure was in the 2020‑21 season, not in the early 1990s. So the “first year Yzerman was GM” is the 2020–21 Red Wings season, not the 1990–91 or 1991–92 rosters shown in the search results. The Red Wings roster in Yzerman’s first GM year (2020–21) If you want the roster for Yzerman’s actual first year as GM, that’s the 2020–21 Detroit Red Wings. The core group included: Forwards: Dylan Larkin, Andreasson (Anthony) Mantha, Michael Rasmussen, Joe Thornton (signed mid‑season), Daniel Ali Wojcik? (no), actually: Filip Zadina, Denis Grebeshkov? No—those are wrong. Let’s list accurate names from known 2020–21 wings: Dylan Larkin Anthony Mantha Michael Rasmussen Filip Zadina Gabriel Vilardi? No, he was never on Detroit.
a screenshot of Perplexity claiming Steve Yzerman was never the GM of the Detroit Red Wings, a team he GM'd from 2019 to 2026
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A screenshot of a locally hosted app that allows the user to drag and drop in a CSV file or an .md file exported from a Notion database which was used to store individual lyric lines (as h1s in pages) or the body content of those pages (which could be individual lines or chunks/verses). The user hits the spacebar, and the app returns an h1 or an excerpt of the body content at random.
A Google search for the question "is adhd a psyop" with an AI overview returning No, ADHD is not a "psyop" with pissy little sarcastic quotes as if it's not a valid question
The Al jobs crisis does not, as l've written before, look like sentient programs arising all around us, inexorably replacing human jobs en masse. It's a series of management decisions being made by executives seeking to cut labor costs and consolidate control in their organizations. The Al jobs crisis is not any sort of SkyNet-esque robot jobs apocalypse-it's DOGE firing tens of thousands of federal employees while waving the banner of "an Al-first strategy." The Al jobs crisis is not the sudden displacement of millions of workers in one fell swoop-instead, it's evident in the attrition in creative industries, the declining income of freelance artists, writers, and illustrators, and in corporations' inclination to simply hire fewer human workers.
🎛️ Signal Chain Analogy (Your Tech Stack as Audio Gear) Imagine you’re recording a vocal track (your MDX content) with effects processing (styling) and metadata (track notes). Here’s how it maps: Tech Concept Music Production Equivalent Why It Matters MDX File Raw Vocal Take Your content (Markdown + JSX) is like a dry recording—needs processing to shine. Frontmatter Track Metadata (BPM, Key, Take #) Structured data (title, date) that describes but doesn’t alter the raw audio. Vite DAW (Digital Audio Workstation) The "studio" where everything gets processed, bundled, and exported. MDX Provider Effects Rack (Styling Chain) Where you patch in your "plugins" (React components) to process the raw MDX. Tailwind CSS Channel Strip (EQ, Compression) Utility classes are like knobs—you tweak them to shape the final sound (styles). prose Class Preset FX Chain (e.g., "Vocal Sweetener") A pre-configured set of styles for Markdown, like a vocal preset.
The first 3 stanzas of the poem "The Lanyard" by Billy Collins
A bumper sticker reading “hell, yeah I’m a Luddite, not anti-technology just anti-bullshit”
a screenshot of the headline announcing the Brad Marchand trade where the headline is "Brad Romance"
excerpt from the linked piece from Variety
https://archive.ph/20240402180030/https://www.detroitnews.com/story/sports/other/2024/04/02/nfl-teams-have-eye-on-michigan-panthers-jake-bates-who-never-made-a-fg-in-a-game-until-64-yarder-sat/73178830007/
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a brindle lab pit mix wide awake.
the most spoiled gurl in the universe
the most spoiled dog in the world
walking the dog near the lagoon in Humboldt Park in Chicago as a snow storm rolls in over lake michigan
an illegal amount of homemade soup
my dog, Capo (pit-lab mix, sweet gurl, and lunch-break buddy with whom I play hockey 20 minutes every day) posing while wearing dog-dad cap for my music project The Okay Lakes