Jordan Harband

@jordan.har.band

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https://github.com/ljharb software engineer/nerd/teacher/will try anything once; surgeon with git rebase. @TC39.es @Socket.dev ex @Coinbase/@Airbnb/@Twitter/@MobBase. Fav punctuation ⸮, scent petrichor

bumper sticker trying to say “please be patient, student driver”
Tahoe and snow from Palisades.
The back of a plane seat, holding an iPad Pro
An open briefcase filled with office supplies
A long hotel hallway with yellow lights in front of each door - except one pair, which are slightly orange.
Tonkotsu ramen overlooking a river
A stalagmite projection lit up with red light, that looks much more like a different body part than a finger.
the bottom row of a child’s teeth, but the front two teeth have two teeth behind them
“Are you any good at troubleshooting CSS?” with misaligned answer options
A label on a jar of merengues saying “merengue plain or chocolate chip”
it’s gonna be…
A Letterpress push notification where the opponent played the word “cromulent”
George W Bush with the "Mission Accomplished" banner
https://digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop61940c636?fpkp=1
Star Trek: Lower Decks frame. Caption: “they have the same face. They’re identical”
TripIt 2024 unwrapped; i traveled 73,161 miles, 104 days, 18 trips, 9 countries, 31 cities.
A $1 casino chip from the Cal-Neva Lodge in Lake Tahoe, c. 1965
A stone round calendar, for 1985-2024
Black cat on a path.
https://git-wrapped.com/ for "ljharb"
hundreds of dead ants
A kid wearing a black tshirt that says “pretend I’m a turtle”
a full flat of large, red, juicy strawberries next to an empty 1 pound plastic box of strawberries
screenshot of an email saying `Yagiz Nizipli added you to the "Node.js" team "Collaborators"`
my Duolingo year in review
A pumpkin chiffon pie
https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/123335030/big-yellow-ball-and
Tried to get the Milky Way
Bluesky error message “file size (50000001 bytes) is larger than the maximum allowed size (50000000 bytes)”
Me speaking with my title slide “transitive maintainers are not transitory”
A 20-count tray of frozen bagel bites, with 21 bagel bites on it.
Taps for “Guinness clear”
A machine printing my photo on the head of a pint of Guinness.
my cat Ginger as a kitten
Sitting at the Chalet listening to DJ Rambo
5 pairs of conference swag socks.