jordan lucero

@jordanhas.fun

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he/him

Ivanka Trump in a school science lab back in 2018
textbook diagram of a monkey being conditioned with a reward in response to a hypothetical stimulus and behavior recording
Screenshot from marathonfoto.com. Yours truly walks on a road halfway through a marathon with a completely blank expression.
emma stone grinning while eating a pot pie
“mr homo here looking at her hair” charli xcx tweet with “API” instead of “hair”
“that mood after church ⛪️🙏💯” meme. Two people in formal pastel-colored outfits stand with their heads away from the camera and a foot extended forward.
Dog burying his eyes and face into the edge of a soft green dog bed
Frame from the movie Unfriended. A man in a video call frame stares with disbelief into the camera.
Still from The Simpsons season 3, episode 11. From Mr. Smithers' POV, a framed black and white photo of Mr. Burns shaking hands with Elvis Presley is in view.
Screenshot of an Apple Music Replay stat. The Compare Your Replay section is comparing my top 2025 album, 7G by A.G. Cook to my top 2024 album, Britpop by A.G. Cook. 7G is at 2,586 minutes listened, and Britpop is at 3,189 minutes listened.
A screenshot of an Apple survey. A question says: “Our records show that you got an iPhone Air 256GB - Light Gold. Is this correct?” with answer choices: “Yes,” “No, I got a different iPhone,” and “No, I did not get an iPhone.”
The image from the "this is what the dentist feels like to me" Tweet. A human in a white gown is strapped down onto an operating table (?). Two gray aliens are rendered in the typical alien-like archetypal representation, with large eyes, a lizard-like face, and a slender body.
Rough drawing of a blob in a yellow shirt and propeller hat licking a colorful lollipop with a doofy look on its face.
Screenshot of an Instagram post from More Perfect Union. A post, with a graphic of Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella staring at the viewer behind the Microsoft logo, reads: “Mercedes and Microsoft are pairing up to make work even more inescapable,” with inescapable underlined in red.
i think this is nancy mace but she’s eating the weirdest meal (?) i’ve ever seen
Meryl Streep holds a large bouquet of flowers while walking on the sidewalk.
Markwayne Mullin stands with his arms to his sides in a group of people from the Norman, OK Chamber of Commerce.
spongebob with his mouth wide open laughing and throwing his hands up in joy in the middle of the krusty krab while the patty grill is smoking
Screenshot of the NYTimes app front page as of 10:52 PM ET, 9:52 PM CT. The headline reads, “Mamdani Stuns Cuomo in New York Mayoral Primary,” with the word “Cuomo” crossed out, to read, “Mamdani Stuns Cuomo in New York Mayoral Primary.”
Photo of much smaller me in the now-Paycom Center in front of the OKC Thunder Kids Club wearing a Thunder shirt and holding a Thunder Kids Club bag with a scared look on my face. A live activity is shown in the screenshot with Indiana at 75 and the Thunder at 90.
"The pain is unbearable" meme with the "un" in "unbearable crossed out, to read, "The pain is bearable!" Accompanied by a photo of a disproportionately scaled photo of a borzoi dog standing next to some bushes.
Two screenshots of the same app running on an iMac and an iPhone at varying sizes to the user. The app on the iMac has generated 16 related words to the word “Liquid,” while the app on the iPhone has generated dozens of related words to the word “Glass.”
A screenshot of the macOS Apps library search field contains the Font Book app. A sans-serif lowercase letter "a" signifies a front page of a rounded symbol of a book with 3 distinct tabs signified by glass of differing opacities.
A screenshot of Switch 2 Welcome Tour’s quiz. Question 2 for the topic “Console Screen Insights” reads “What can the Nintendo Switch 2 console do now that it’s bigger?” with the answer choices: “Write essays,” “Make many calculations,” “Perform science experiments,” or “Feel human emotions.” A graphic of a Nintendo Switch 2 console by itself is accompanied by a thermometer and several rows of 0s and 1s.
Screenshot of a Bluesky muted words moderation settings pane. The keyword "Grok" is muted in text & tags, excluding users I follow.
Screenshot of the Claude app. At the top, the model picker reads, “Claude Sonnet 4.” A marketing message has a gift box icon and reads “Get 4 months of Claude 4” with a button that reads “Enter to win.”
Screenshot of Whitman College's email setup tips. A section header of "Set Up Your Whitman Accounts" and "Using Whitmail" has body text reading "Whitman's email system, Whitmail, is run by the Google platform. You can access email, Google Drive and Google Apps through the Whitmail system."
Email from Lorde’s newsletter. Reads “Are you there?” From the desk of Ella Marija Lani Yelich-O'Connor Hi, There's so much to say. Probably easier if I txt it. Longer note here soon +1 (212) 921-8323 L - https://www.lorde.co.nz
Donald Trump pointing to his ear while standing on a tarmac.
A hand grips five total Apple Magic Mice
“Let me ask the audience” meme. A waitress is holding a plate full of food scraps.
The cover of Bjork's debut album. A woman in a fuzzy sweater is holding her hands together in front of her mouth.
A screenshot of a TikTok video reads “having my daily crash out after remembering i had floor seats to the sweetener world tour and sold them because my gay best friend got me pregnant and didn't want to be friends anymore so i had no one…” with a visual of a person looking into a camera. A prompt blocking the video reads “Sorry, TikTok isn't available right now: A law banning TikTok has been enacted in the U.S. Unfortunately, that means you can't use TikTok for now. We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned!” with the options to Learn More or close the app.
Screenshot of an email from Nintendo, sent at 4:37 PM. The subject line is “Fire Emblem Heroes: Join in for the new update!” and a summary reads “Download and play Nintendo Switch games for free on your smart device.” The email is unread.
Screenshot of a playlist containing two tracks, one of Sza’s Lana (SOS Deluxe) tracks Love Me 4 Me, and another track from Rina Sawayama’s Sawayama, titled Love Me 4 Me. Both tracks are favorites with a star.
Screenshot of a filename titled "Entitled Artwork dot png" It is a PNG image sized as 141 kilobytes.
Mark Zuckerberg, in July 2024, on stage at the SIGGRAPH conference with Jensen Wong, with captions reading, “By the platform provider that at some level I'm just like fuck that.”
Notification from the Apple Home reads “Update available for [my smart plug.]
Screenshot of the desktop YouTube website on the Shorts feed, playing a Jordan Peterson video titled "If There Was a God"
Screenshot of a Succession episode. Tom, dressed in a suit and tie, holding and reading from a folder says: “just to fend this off, have you ever read Mein Kampf?”