Jordan Hass

@jordanhass.com

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Game Show Expert, "Burger Boss" Video Game Contrarian, Voice Over For Hire and Comedic Genius. JordanHass.com

AI-pocolypse Essentially, we will keep going on this AI thing until oopsie doopsie the ai destroyed a bank and took over the social media and uh oh now the algorithm is broken, destroying MULTIPLE areas. In doing so, the stock market will crash, wise l worse than any depression we ever had. The news will NOT cover this, and instead prop up "alternative measures" like crypto and Kalshi/Polymarket as ways to make money so it never happens. They don't learn and double down on the A.I. because "it's worked" but again, it doesn't do anything, almost every job that has been replaced by AI has not recovered. People ARE PISSED. So what you will see, is this backlash against any and all "mega corps" not just Microsoft, but Amazon, Target and Walmart and mega companies. In favor of smaller, "independent" companies. The idea will be a "shop small" - support indie studios, support mom & pop that do scratch kitchen because they multi corp got boycotted, and this major push for "self-sustainable creative visions and manual labor" The push isn't "bring back the coal mines" it's more entrepreneural in a way that hopefully doesn't fuck over anybody. It won't "fully be no a.i." - I think every mega corp will keep that going, but getting an email/text/phone call from somebody at a company will be seen "as a luxury" and the pendulum will shift to people in these more positions. Butchers, Bakers, Candle Makers, Artists, And I even think Journalism, even if it's just an archive of "who to trust" will be the ways to go. Gaming will crash as many studios will keep going under, I could see Microsoft quitting out of Xbox and getting rid of it. I can see Sony trying to bow-out after PS6 because of the shifting of streaming and EULA of games. People **will** want physical again. People**will** want to trade and share again. Not just out of a collectable thing like Pokemon, but out of necessity. The Pokemon card game is out of desperation at the moment for resellers, not gamers
Everything has an expiration date and even though things are still very bad and terrible, caregiving, hospice, playing the "what if" game. I do know the truth of the matter is.... I'm very very spiteful. I'm sometimes misanthropic and very much contrarian on occasion. And using those three, it shapes my point of view and encourages me to keep going and keep trying. I'm no matter what, going to be happier than Asmongold and DrPissrespect. The people who follow me and chime in on occasion, even at my absolute lowest are the EXACT kind of people I want to surround myself with, because they have a shred of empathy, while still being very funny and goofy and talented people themselves. The next chapter is still confusing for me - maybe I'll be making game shows, maybe I'll be playing games online. But I do know that whatever I do. I have people on my side cheering me on. And the people rooting against me, are already the dumbest motherfuckers in the world, so they don't matter! I'm really tired of the Internet being "you need to not exclude people you need to appeal to everybody", the fuck I don't! I want people who like my ""content"" to be the kind of people who are great at drawing, or comedy or acting or singing and have their own talents to share with the world. Doing this for the lazy gays who sit on the couch with nothing better to do than watch YouTube Doing this for that one trans buddy who probably must wants to write a blog about their hyper focus of snack chips in vending machines (not the vending machines, the chips!) Doing this for that anxious bisexual who was probably in my shoes in high school feeling very aimless, and sorry, to tell you, still going on. But at least you got the finger guns and three drinks. It will happen. I just don't know when, but when that happens. It is going to be exciting, surprising and hopefully people like it, because they like me... For being me. And y'know not being a miserable piece of shit like those guys