Jordan, a cool guy

@jordanhirsch.net

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Jordan Hirsch 5x SXSW speaker using that experience to help women entrepreneurs use speaking to grow their business... even if they hate the spotlight. SF➡MD➡DC➡NYC➡Hudson Valley https://jordanhirsch.net

A big crowd watching Phish, the band from Vermont play on stage with a beautiful green and purple light show above

The primary complaint from the community is visibility. Because the concrete barriers sit extremely low to the ground, neighbors argue that aggressively driving or distracted motorists simply cannot see them until it is too late.

Ash from Evil Dead reading the Necronomicon and looking thoughtful. He's thoughtfully stroking his chin with his replacement hand

Movie posters for: Twisted Tale: The Unmaking of Spookies, Evil Dead Burn, Rose of Nevada, and The Fast and The Furious

Movie poster for Our Idiot Brother

An old white man with a beard and glasses sits on a chair, speaking, next to a big poster for Spookies. Text: "He was into all things anal."

2 late-middle aged men in a sofa in front of shelves of DVDs. Text: "'This week be great for the gay porn crowd.'"

2 late-middle aged men in a sofa in front of shelves of DVDs. Text: "I remember one day, Jane Fonda was mentioned,"

Bart Simpson with a cast on his leg, sitting at a telescope, reading his play to Lisa. "Is it St. Swithin's day already?"

Chidi Anagonye from The Good Place smiling with a dialogue bubble below him

A monarch butterfly feeding at a small purple flower

Movie posters for The Furious, Alone in the Dark, Jaws, Southland Tales

Poster for PBS documentary Empire of the Ants showing a big ant and some little ants

Movie posters for Southland Tales, The Predator, Nightmare Alley, and RoboCop

A poorly drawn gnome sketched on a donut box. He has a dialogue bubble with the words "I GO NUTS FOR DONUTS"

Movie posters for Absurd, Captain Ron, The Mildew from Planet Xonader, and Alien

Clear blue water with green trees in the background and blue sky above with a couple clouds

A small letter board with teal letters reading:

GOOD
MORNING
HAHA
JK

A hose storage box attached to a fence. It looks like an old school Cylon face from Battlestar Galactica with a long tongue sticking out (the hose)

Sunset over the water with tall beach grass in the foreground

Red winged blackbird sitting on a wooden post with tall grass and the ocean in the background

Triangular A frame blue house with white trim

YOU BELONG TO YOUR FATHER THE DEVIL
AND YOU WANT TO CARRY OUT YOUR
FATHER'S DESIRES HE WAS A MURDERER FROM THE BEGINNING, NOT HOLDING TO THE TRUTH, FOR THERE iS NO TRUTH iN HIM. WHEN HE LIES, HE SPEAKS HIS NATIVE LANGUAGE, FOR HE IS A LIAR AND THE FATHER OF
LIES.
JOHN 8:44

Andy Daley sitting at a diner table with many plates of pancakes. Text reads: THIS CERTAINLY IS AN UPSETTING NUMBER OF PEOPLE

Canadian flag flying against a blue sky with water in the background

Movie posters for Nightmare on Elm Street 2, The Furious, Blood on Satan's Claw, and Adult Swim Yule Log

movie poster for A Nightmare On Elm Street 2

Clover, a gorgeous white dog with black spots and a big black patch over half her face and black ears. One ear is flipped back. She's lying on a grey dog bed, looking at the camera

Norman Rockwell freedom of speech painting

Movie posters for Adult Swim Yule Log, Buffet Infinity, Backrooms, and Captives

The sun shining through a big tree

Movie posters for: The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act, Night Shadows (AKA Mutant), Theatre of Blood, and We Are Still Here

Jordan, a bearded white dude in a rainbow ramen sports jersey, looks at the camera like he's been up since 4 am, which he has.

A serious looking man with a blonde moustache talking on a Garfield phone, still from the movie Ninja Terminator

Movie posters for Final Destination Bloodlines, Cure, Shogun Assassin, and Obsession

A chocolate donut with rainbow sprinkles from Mighty Donuts in Red Hook, NY

Donuts and more donuts

The Onion sickos meme with the guy standing at the window saying yes hahaha yes

Three colorful signs seen through a window storefront plate glass window. Each sign reads fuck ICE

Still from The Simpsons where principal Skinner is saying: That's true, but I was only in there
to get directions on how to get away from there.

My hand holding a glass of red wine against a backdrop of a red deck trailing with twinkle lights and green trees beyond

A gorgeous brown crusty homemade sourdough

Rigging of a sloop sporting a trans flag and a BLM flag

Me, in a hat, with the river behind ne

Movie posters for Fateful Findings, Evil Toons, Habit, and Nekromantik

Movie poster for Street Trash (1987)

Clover, a gorgeous white dog with black spots and a big black patch over half her face and black ears is lying upside down in her bed.

Pope Leo holding a microphone and presumably speaking into it although it kind of looks like he's singing karaoke

White text on black background: Any of the above listed companies in the credits with an "N" or a "B" in their name are fictitious. This work was actually done personally by Neil Breen.

A full mug of beer next to a can of Other Half Dream Club

Otto from The Simpsons saying "We're going to die, aren't we?"

Clover, a gorgeous white dog with black spots and a big black patch over half her face and black ears, lying down with her eyes closed. Her paws are gently resting on my foot, I am wearing cool purple video game character socks

Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors

Jordan, a bearded white dude in a colorful button shirt open at the collar. He's smiling tiredly.

Burger King design meme saying "JULIUS IS BREAKFAST Is a perfectly valid choice"

A dozen chocolate cupcakes with chocolate frosting and chocolate sprinkles

Jordan, a bearded white dude wearing a colorful donut shirt and with a pink flower tucked behind his ear, smiling at the camera with a row of Twinkle lights in the trees behind him

Clover, a gorgeous white dog with black spots and a big black patch over half her face and black ears, is napping on a cozy grey dog bed.