Jordan Qato

@jordanqato.bsky.social

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Part time fact checker, full time ailurophile. My two cats speak perfect English, just not when anyone else is around.

Mayor Larry Vaughn (Murray Hamilton) in a classic scene from Jaws (1975) Text copied from image: CYCLOSPORA IS UNDER CONTROL EVERYONE IS EATING SALAD AND HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME
Seinfeld in a scene from "The Opposite", the 22nd and final episode of the fifth season of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Text copied from image: IF EVERY INSTINCT YOU HAVE IS WRONG, THEN THE OPPOSITE WOULD HAVE TO BE RIGHT
"Alpha male" rape enthusiast Andrew Tate being arrested while wearing what he was wearing, side by side with an ad for the same purple shirt and capri pants outfit being worn by a nice lady in a clothing ad.
2026 Jeep Wrangler dashboard.
Image of Commander Data from Star Trek TNG. Text copied from image: NO LIES DETECTED
Wikipedia page about Nazi Party with the word Party circled in red, juxtaposed with an image of Nintendo game Mario Party with the word Party also circled in red.
Poilievre (Skippy) standing at a lecturn with a 3-word slogan written on it. Text copied from image: VERB THE NOUN
Text copied from image: Ok hear me out: instead of all of us having to become extremely knowledgeable on a new infectious disease every 3-6 months, what if we got a large group of experts together and just put them in charge of giving us easy to understand health recommendations. They could also do things like track outbreaks and predict future concerns. x.com/hell_lineO
Me and my little friend Dizzy the tuxedo cat.
Frank-N-Furter (Tim Curry) Text copied from image: WELL, HOW ABOUT THAT
Shera Danese and Peter Falk
Text copied from image: Judge in E. Jean Carroll Case: Yes, Donald Trump Is a Rapist A judge rejected Trump's semantic attempt to throw out the case.
Cartoon by Mike Luckovich of a couple watching Trump on TV. Text copied from image: ALSO, THAT TIME I LOST THE RACE FOR THIRD GRADE CLASS PRESIDENT, THAT WAS RIGGED TOO...
Meryl Streep as US President Janie Orlean in "Don't Look Up" (2021)
Photo of Jane Goodall being hugged by a young chimpanzee. Today is World Chimpanzee Day, celebrated each year on July 14 to mark the day in 1960 when Jane Goodall first stepped into Gombe Stream National Park and began one of the most influential wildlife studies in history.
Mark Dasascos played the Chairman on Iron Chef. Every episode he would introduce the secret ingredient by yelling, “Allez cuisine” and karate chopping the air. Photo Credit: Patrick Wymore/Netflix
Photo of Mitch and his wife, with possible signs of digital manipulation.
Text copied from image: Doris Day Que Sera Sera (whatever will be will be)
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Photo of Mitch McConnell lying in a hospital bed, smiling as his handsy wife Elaine Chao embraces him. Seems legit.
Text copied from image: "OK, I'm a pretty horrible conspiracy theorist, to be honest with you... Like Helen Keller-if I'm being honest with you-did she really exist? Like, did she really exist? I can't wrap my mind around it. Like, you're telling me there's a woman who can't see, she can't hear, but she wrote a book?... I'm way too naive to believe that actually happened... That's going to be the part that's clipped... 'Riley is so stupid and doesn't actually think Helen Keller is real' Okay fine maybe, but I don't know — I think it doesn't sit right with me."
Text copied from image: LISA GERRITSTEN: What Happened to the Smart, Sweet Girl fom The Mary Tyrler Moore Show?! She Vanished!
Text copied from image: Gary Peterson @GaryPetersonUSA Nothing gave greater joy to my son than travelling 1000 miles to meet Laura Loomer, his own personal Wonder Woman.
Mark Twain With Kitten, source unknown, possibly at his Connectiut farm, 1908 and taken by his secretary Isabel Lyon. He's wearing a white suit, and the kitten is up on his right shoulder
Tuxedo cat Dizzy perched on my shoulders.
Milly Alcock as Supergirl
Text copied from image: How to Age: Supercharge Your Health and Feel Better Than Ever by Liz Earle 4.4 Hardcover $33.05 $9.99 delivery Jul 31 - Aug 21 Add to cart
Text copied from image: THE KISS THAT WASN'T MEANT TO BE! MELANIA'S HAT BLOCKS TRUMP
Molly Jong-Fast, her fist tightly clenched, on The Beat with Ari Melber.
Text copied from image: Everything I Don't Like Is COMMUNISM An Emotional Child's Guide to Socio-Political Discussion on the Internet
Photo of Mao Ning. Text copied from image: Chinese Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Chinese Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Mao Ning holds a press conference in Beijing on April 8, 2026. (Photo by Kyodo News via Getty Images)
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Text copied from image: Aaron Rupar Trump: "We had 11 missiles shot by the Islamic Republic of Japan"
Mitch McConnell as Captain Pike (after the accident) from Star Trek TOS. Text copied from image: Senator McConnell confirms that he will run for reelection next term by blinking once
Melania Trump with a sign on the table in front of her which says "Melania Trump Fist Lady"
I asked Google Gemini a question. Text copied from image: is the word cunt a verb? The short answer is yes, but it is incredibly rare and highly regional. In standard modern English, "cunt" is strictly used as a highly offensive noun. However, in certain historical contexts, specific subcultures, and regional dialects (particularly in British, Scottish, and Australian slang), it has been adapted into a verb.
J.D. Roberts and Jeanne Beker on Yonge street near Dundas, Toronto, in the 1980s.
Arnold Schwarzenegger, in a 1970s image promoting the bodybuilding documentary Pumping Iron.
Text copied from image: SNICKERS. HAVE A SNICKERS
Elon Musk, enthusiastically throwing a Nazi salute during a post-inauguration rally in January, 2025.
Text copied from image: SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS... < STRAWMAN GOES HERE>
Photo of George Takei in the 1980s, holding up a "DON'T CALL ME TINY" T-shirt.
Text copied from image: TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND SCIENCE? TRY RELIGION
Mitch McConnell's face, featuring characteristic skin discoloration around his eyes, and purple lips.
A Confederate flag flying above a Trump flag in a 2017 photo by Jessica Rinaldi, Boston Globe.
Band playing on concert stage at trump's MAGA State Fair 250, with fewer than a dozen spectators.
Text copied from image Judge in E. Jean Carroll Case: Yes, Donald Trump Is a Rapist A judge rejected Trump's semantic attempt to throw out the case.
Wide-angle photo taken from ground level, showing sparse attendance at trump's America 250 fiasco.
Sign which says THEATRE ENTRANCE AND AMERICA 250 It's a reference to the 1984 mockumentary film This Is Spinal Tap, where the band Spinal Tap is dismayed to find they are playing smaller venues where they have been booked to open for a puppet show.
Text copied from image: Comparison to Hitler, Mao, Stalin? Trump says: 'Sounds good to me!' 'Historian' claims 'overwhelming difference' between him and rogues' gallery of autocrats is that Trump is more powerful Donald Trump has enthusiastically agreed with a public assessment by a man he met while golfing that the "overwhelming difference" between the current US president and historical figures who incited fear - such as Attila the Hun, Genghis Khan, Napoleon, Stalin, Mao and Hitler - is that Trump is more powerful.
Cartoon of two parents in bed being woken up by a little childlike robotic figure. Mom says to dad: "It's Al again. He wants another thousand glasses of water."
(There are hardly any people in this photo.) A ferris wheel on the National Mall, ahead of U.S. President Donald Trump's opening remarks for the Great American State Fair, near the U.S. Capitol in Washington, DC on June 24, 2026. Tom Brenner, REUTERS
Data, admiring his cat, Spot.
A birdbath with little plastic green army men standing around the edge. Text copied from image: I have the National Guard protecting my birdbath from further damage by leftists,
Pretty girl Murphy the cat, ready for her close up.
Text copied from image: YOU CAN CALL THIS A "DEAL," AN "MOU," OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT. THIS IS THE IRANIAN REGIME FORCING WEAK, COWARDLY PRESIDENT TRUMP TO SURRENDER AND GIVE THEM BILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO REOPEN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ. THAT'S IT. THAT'S ALL THIS IS.
Northfield crash: Boy, 2, injured as van smashes into house 10 August 2020 The house is on a curve in the road.
One of many 2020 memes created after trump mispronounced Thailand as "Thigh Land."
Banner on highway bridge says: HE CANT EVEN WIN A WAR AGAINST ALGAE
Guitar easy B chord.