Jord

@jordcorp.com

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this is my description (21, like the kid says)

Homer Simpson figure in a blank void
Kris and Noelle after exiting a drain pipe
On the table near the bottom left of the image, sits a copy Mad Magazine featuring Bart Simpson as the cover image
Left to Right: South Park figures, DVDs, Dissected Derpy Hooves, Applejack painting
Really ugly renditions of Blur as Minifigures for Lego Rockband
A PS2 Mii looking at a Parappa 2 Sprite
PS2 Mii
JC as a store clerk
Interesting looking demo footage from a corrupted Crazy Taxi PS2 version
gta san andreas npc's with animal parts on 'em
"One Time Exception...In the future, we cannot refund your nitro subscription"
an old profile pic and username from October of 2018 or 2019
Beavis and Butthead statues at E3 1995
dude his bottom lip is so fat that is insane, what do you have going on, McCloud?
a man confidently riding his bike with a stick
drawing of young gordon freeman, with a Panthereye as a dog and a low poly scientist as a father
Blur's Song 2 mashed up with Metropolis Zone from Sonic 2
South Park’s pilot episode - it’s funny watching this back and comparing it with the more modern episodes, there’s so much charm that comes with the first season because you can really feel them figuring out what the show is meant to be.
“TOUCH ME!” Says Samus, assumedly. The back of a promotional DS dvd from 2004
Pepsi Chart 2002 Kylie Minogue - Robbie Williams - Geri Halliwell - Atomic Kitten - Blue - Emma Bunton - DJ Pied Piper - So Solid Crew - Nelly Furtado - Roger Sanchez
Blur, recreating Blondie's Parallel Lines cover with Damon Albarn as Debbie Harry
a fool searching for an image of NBA Youngboy with lotion on his face, with some extremely poor wording
Jord: it goes from looking like exactly how you imagine it to "oh that's something" (images of the Kidd Video Cartoon before and after they switched to japanese animation) Reagan: (search for Kid Video DIC, the animation company, google search does not pick up that this is a cartoon studio) Jord: OOPS
eBay listings: Custom Earthbound Cartridge (possibly stolen hack) Takara PJ Berry figure Thomas the Tank Engine Driver figure
Freshly painted 12 ton box vans, decals freshly applied, ready for weathering and varnish
missing texture on the fountain after picking up the rhythm badge
Win95 screenshot of the image loaded in the program packed in with the CD
A Clear-ish image of the Iceberg image everyone uses in the meme
drawings of what I remember my attempts at funnels for Thomas looked like
Bowser's floating head looking at mario approaching rapidly, a smaller sketch of him sits in the top left
Gordon Freeman looking at a vortigaunt thinking "ok"
Unfinished model kit of a railway box van
Two finger glove, thumbs up
XP-Pen Artist 12 pen with masking tape wrapped around 2 ends
Simplified stencil version of Gordon Freeman in the style of old .exe icons for Windows and iPhone apps
a basic car made from blocks
Dr. Fritz Jr - Otherwise known as Jeremy Son of Dr. Fritz I've had this character for a while now but he hasn't been to paper in quite a long time; I made him for my awesome cool comic when I was a kid, he was stolen straight from FNAF 2 since that had just come out (yes that's where the name comes from but it's good so not changing it) Overtime as he developed he sorta fell into the Nerd Scientist friend role, which I'm still a big fan of, I'd really like to use him again in some projects down the line.
sketch of my fursona, JC, looking up at something and drinking from Master Shake
Henry the Green Engine, happily leaving the tunnel
ms paint drawing of a little explorer guy - his name is Benny, he was a character I came up with when I was 11 or something for the comic I was doing. I made him to fill the role of another character, Jeremy, since he'd changed enough to where I needed another naive dude in the main cast, but I quickly realised how pointless he felt so I quietly stopped putting him in stories. this is an idealised version of what I imagined he looked like, he was based roughly on a Lego figure I'd done of him to sorta visualise cuz I wasn't good at coming up with things on my own yet (yes his name came from the Lego Movie Benny, it was how I imagined him sounding too but that wasn't what he acted like)
UNDERTALE battle screen, featuring Alphys and Metatton, redrawn to look like the moon robot from Wallace and Gromit
A shelf of Nintendo 64 paraphernalia, two Mario game box arts seemingly staring at each other
An image of a kid in the dark, illuminated blue by something off-camera, perfectly contrasting with the yellowish hallway behind, staring directly into the camera as if he’s going to say something foolish.
Spike from My Little Pony, slouched and flicking through tv channels, audio from the tv reads "This Sunday on an all new episode of Survivor Equestria..!"
Counter-Strike Terrorist sneaking off to a container reading "Grippy Shipping", team leader screaming at him to get back
Frost Flare, Kirin oc, drawn on Pictochat
Sunburst, the supposedly studious pony, getting caught watching dumb animal cartoons and eating cheap cheese sticks
sketch drawing of The Great and Powerful Trixie
illustration of a Big Juicy Apple with a drooling imbecile next to it
Failed mascot platformer 'Bubsy the Bobcat' surrounded by other silly scribbles