Jordan Mann

@jorddahmann.bsky.social

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Socialist. I like more than I post. Professionally I'm a Programmer/Analyst. Unprofessionally I make home movies, play the drums, and get mad at politicians on the internet. (He/Him)

oh hell yeah this is friggin sweet

A video of some friends playing the video game "PEAK" where Jordan accidentally slips on a banana peel he placed, and the someone else slips on the same banana peel, and then Jordan kills that person by dropping them off a cliff (oops).

A picture of a urinal that has a large sensor on the side labeled "PISS CAM"

I Think You Should Leave Zipline Meme Format
Panel 1, Tim: "What's waiting for me at home is really bad"
Panel 2, The Bachelorette: "What's waiting for you at home?"
Panel 3, the incomplete curly slide sitting in my backyard...

a photograph of a blue hand print on a wall, slightly smudged. Likely child sized.

Post from Tumblr (I think?) that says "They're already having issues! The head lights are sunken in for some reason. This means there is a shelf to hold snow in front of the lights and blocks them.

Now, every car has to have the snow cleared off the headlights before you drive, but this is way worse. That shelf collects snow AS YOU DRIVE. People have to pull over and clear the snow off mid-drive because they lose their headlights."

A view of a Tesla Cybertruck out my van's windshield

Tweet from @OwensDamien that says: "I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this: 'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'"