JortMaster

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BALDY BEAM

Video of a BALD man (me) climbing a v7 orange route. Starts by swinging into a toe hook then reaching over to a jug from which you swap the toe hook onto a left foot and jump into a press and the arrete. From there you stand using the arrete and match feet then left foot goes out left and full send to a jug on the corner. Pull in and control the swing then simply bump left hand to the finish and swap feet while flagging left to match on the finish.
Violet Inboots from Digimon Liberator saying "SUPER VERY GOOD" with a heart hand
A graph showing VAR interventions by country for the 8 nations who reached the quarterfinals. All stats are per 100 fouls England have 3.5 against and 2.0 for Morocco 2.9 against 2.0 for Norway 2.0 against 1.8 for Switzerland 1.4 against 2.1 for Belgium 1.9 against 3.2 for France 1.5 against 3.2 for Spain 1.7 against and 4.3 for Argentina 0.0000000 as many fucking zeroes as you like against 6.7 for it's not biased at all I swear.
Video of a BALD man (me) climbing a v7 black holds boulder. The climb starts with a high right heel hook into some arrete work for a high left arm. Adjust feetto match on the left foothold and match then reach out left and match right arm to the high hand hold. Drop right leg and pistol squat up to span the arm gap then match and rinse repeat the last few moves again to the finish.
A picture of my very sweet baby cat marmalade with her eyes lit by camera flash. She is laying on top of a blanket on the couch preparing to destroy the world.
a reply on youtube saying "well, you can already do that with mods though. You can even learn skill from different classes." as though that wasn't incredibly obvious
Dragon's Dogma 2 footage of magick archer one shotting a grim ogre with a single use of ricochet hunter... as though that's remotely unique.
NPC Willard being trapped in the Sealing Phial in Dragon's Dogma 2 he will never be released
Sphinx in Dragon's Dogma 2 and some camera jittering
Picture of a Drake from Dragon's Dogma 2 on top of the pub in Vernworth.
Two orange cats waiting impatiently for their food and rubbing up against each other.
Kagamine Rin and Len stand in front of Project Diva Stage 8 the text reads: Len: "Rin I am a bit concerned about this recent stock market fiasco" Rin: "Len we sell crack" Len: "SpLENdid"
A picture of Mimoral from Lumentale: Memories of Trey it is Lost with a Deep Blue and pink colour palette
Chat logs between Arle Nadja and Carbuncle Arle: "carbuncle.. we gotta seize this dog gone tower." Carbuncle: "guu gu gu!" Arle: "no time for dat carby.."
A picture of many cards from the game Wildfrost with 5 noomlins making the cards free!
Cover of children's book Slinky Malinki a black cat trots along a fence with an orange glove.
A picture of an orange cat curled up in bed looking very shrimp-like.
Picture of a playmat for digimon trading card game featuring Nyabootmon Cendrillmon and Arisa Kinosaki drawn by Alex Alcanter