Joebotnik

@josephbotnik.bsky.social

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Writer @ Boss Rush Mode, voice actor @ Observable Radio, Frequent Wham City caller, comedian, in-swoocer, proprietor of Joebotnik's Coney Island Disco Palace, proud owner of a Mizutani Shion, creator of Toaster Hands: The Most Marketable Cryptid!™

A black and white cat called Hughie
Balatro Jokers: Negative Gros Michel, Negative Supernova, Blueprint, Ride the Bus, Polychrome Square Joker, Hologram, Foil Mail-In Rebate
Green Ali from Squid Games with the caption "I'm so fucking GREEN"
david bowie pointing a gun at something
A box that reads "petface two tier cat playstation" and there's a picture or a cat on the assembled product
A "Gaster" looking gentleman driving an egg car saying "KRIS GET IN THE EGG I FUCKED UP BIG TIME"
Hank hill with a speech bubble pointing down to the quoted post saying "you're chinese or japanese or I don't care. case closed"
Omni man looking menacingly at William in his car from Invincible
Bozo the clown with the caption "I'm not even supposed to be here." from I Think You Should Leave. Bozo did the dub
Headline im Fortune reading "Mamdani's New York is coming ti.tax your private jet. Here's how to prepare"
Framed cover of a book that doesn't really exist called "A Man Who Doesn't Piss"
Solid Snake with a speech bubble
A screenshot from a Wikipedia page depicting John Travolta and an Icon of the archangel Michael. The caption reads "John Travolta & Icon of Michael"
Picture of the three Protomen albums I just received in the post!!!
Spotify screenshot of the track "Slow Ambience" from Hitman 2
Hank Hill asking "What's Weezer?" this means Hank Hill has not listened to Pinkerton, the greatest album in human history
A screenshot from the video "Dilbert 3" with the repeating line "DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED"
Notable white nationalist and conspiracy theorist Elon Musk reveals his children's names, one of which is Comet Azure. A misspelling of an Elden Ring spell.
Two links to Wookiepedia, the first describes the "Bibo Incident", while the second describes the "Second Bibo Incident"
Michael Caine as Scrooge looking through a hole in the wall at meeses
Email from YouTube telling me my video "Mario Fucking Kills You" is not appropriate for younger audiences
A cropped image from a BBC article. The words "some sperm is more popular" are visible above the image of a smug man.
Joebotnik Screaming
Saruman
Screenshot of Balatro showing a joker hand of Midas Mask and Vampire with vampire showing over x10 mult
Results screen of MGS3 Delta showing Foxhound rank
Gregg Turkington, film buff of On Cinema at the Cinema fame
CITY TRIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FOR KIRBY AIR RIDERS AND I'M EXCITED
Screenshot from the Kirby Air Riders direct, showing the character "Gooey" with the text "Gooey is here!!"
Rivers Cuomo and Brian Bell of Weezer say "Devil Trigger"
The new jimbo from the upcoming 007 jimbo game (he has brown hair blur eyes and a scar)
Bart about to hit homer with a chair
Joebotnik in a fetching hat and sunglasses wearing a shirt proclaiming "YOU DIED"
email header that reads "Hi Sephiroth, Something BIG is happening in Sheffield..."
Me, the new pope
Internet personality, celebrity and handsome man Joebotnik
Dumpling with a tiny human ear inside
A pack of electric toothbrush heads I got myself as a present
Headline reading "The 21 Best-Dressed Corporate Mascots of All Time, History's most stylish spokesmen."
Anti social behaviour sign featuring some angry blue eyes
A screenshot of a recent connections game with options "SOLID METAL MICKEY MOUSE"
The actor chairs from the recent avengers doomsday teaser but the last chair says gregg turkington
low intelligence dialogue from fallout 1 that just says "Uhhh?"
A list from the BBC website listing items that are "IN" including vr headsets, yoga mats, men's pool sandals and pulled pork, and items that are "OUT" such as local newspaper ads, minced turkey and dvd rentals
Alan Sugar, arms folded and looking imperious.
cool dog in chair (by Squarkman on Deviantart https://www.deviantart.com/squarkman/art/Chairdog-811237136)
News headline stating that a golden toilet worth £4.8m was stolen in five minutes. There is a picture of the toilet in question.
A young boy holding some kind of medical balloon device to his nostril for some reason. Text reads: beneath shallow waves obscured from light stuggling finally we breathe and drink deep of the new world