Polish Jello

@josephlillo.bsky.social

270 Followers 238 Following

A face for radio and a voice for print. Born in Mount Vernon, NY, and now resides in Epekwitk/Prince Edward Island, Canada. Retiree of hundreds of video games. Can do the moonwalk, but not at all cleanly.

Picture of a Switch 1 screen of scene from Final Fantasy 9. Several characters look up at one character with red hair saying “Some call me the Flaming Asshole.”
James “Jimmy In-n-Out” Kilkelly from the “Better Call Saul” episode of “Breaking Bad.”
Hades 2 battle using Aspect of Moros against Chronos’s second form.
Hades 2 battle using Aspect of Moros against Chronos’s first form.
Picture of RFK Jr. looking like a well-used catcher’s mitt in the room of a 14-year-old boy who has never played baseball in his life. The caption reads “RFK Jr. Says Trump Has ‘Different Way’ of Calculating Percentages.”
Dream Dive victory screen from Hades 2. The areas visited in order: the Fields of Mourning, Erebus, Tartarus and the ascent of Mt. Olympus. Weapon: my trusty Aspect of Moros from the Umbral Flames weapon.
About Me: Video Games grid. Mobile version won’t allow me to confirm more alt text than a few lines, so no list of games. Sorry.
A winning screen in Final Fantasy IV Pixel Remaster with a Pink Tail as a received item.
A screenshot of me deleting the emulator app Delta from my iPhone.
Picture of label for Bragg Apple Cider Vinegar, including pseudo-rugged elderly white gentleman.
Engraving of Kilroy on the National World War II Memorial in Washington, D.C. Description taken from Wikipedia article about “Kilroy Was Here” proto-meme.
Tweet from PPathole on 2019-04-12. The text reads “Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.”
A completion screen for the game found on cluesbysam.com.
A breakfast burrito, successfully made (!) on a small plate with a floral pattern at its edge.
Three skeets from, top to bottom, @dpdormouse.bsky.social, @jamellebouie.net and @charizauce.bsky.social, in dark mode. There is small text on the bottom left of each skeet reading “t-food-blip2,” “friends” and “t-fitness-blip2,” respectively.
Picture of skeet. Picture in skeet is of bus with “IBS COACH” on it. Caption is “you know what I’ll take the next bus, thanks.” Skeet has 68 reskeets and 420 Likes.
Homer Simpson holding aloft a full beer mug and saying “To karate— the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”
Meme of Walter White from Breaking Bad (bald white man, glasses, beige jacket, blue buttoned shirt) held captive in a vehicle and yelling futilely to get his doomed brother-in-law’s attention.
Facebook message thread: 1) Rodrigo Martinez: “If Burger King says hi to me, I’ll buy a burger right now.” 2) Burger King: “Hi Rodrigo! Don’t forget to send a photo!” 3) Rodrigo Martinez posts a picture of a McDonald’s double quarter pounder, fries and drink.
An email from OnStar Canada with the title “BLACK FRIDAY OFFER: Save 40% for 6 months.” The main image is in a circle in the centre of the email, featuring a Black female wearing a hands free headset. The words “Get ready for Black Friday” and “Get 40% off for 6 months” are around the circle in white text on a blue background.
Hades 2 win screen for the Underground route showing a complete time of 9 minutes and 48.59 seconds.
Incoming text message: “Remember this for me Nabilone” Me: “🎶When the moon hits your eye And your pain scale’s a nine Nabilone🎶” Me: “Got it. ❤️”
Facebook post from the “Louise Martin - CBC” account: “Halloween has officially been delayed in parts of PEI 🎃 ‘The City of Charlottetown and Towns of Cornwall and Stratford are advising residents that, due to a special weather statement forecasting heavy rain and strong winds on Friday, Halloween trick-or-treating will be postponed to Saturday, November 1.’”
Picture of someone doing a tailwhip on a BMX bike.
An erroneous Google AI Overview, believing that a quote from Killer Croc in the Batman: Arkham Asylum video game (that quote being "After a while. Usually takes about eight hours.") referred to the time it takes for Killer Croc to find his prey. It actually refers to the amount of time it takes him to digest and pass his eaten enemies through his system.
Screenshot from the first Godfather movie of Tom Hagen saying “If we lose the old man, we lose our political contacts and half our strength.” The screenshot carries with it a sizable portion of our hopes and dreams.
Part of the Google AI result for the search “number of twin primes under 100,000,000”: “The number of twin prime pairs under 100,000,000 is not readily available in the provided search results. However, the number of twin prime pairs under 1,000,000,000 is 808,675,888,577,436.”
Balatro profile stat screen with 100% progress and best hand of approximately 1.84 billion.
Balatro screen, winning over Amber Acorn with the following Joker loadout: Holographic Gros Michel Showman Eternal Blackboard Negative Eternal Hanging Chad Eternal Blackboard (second one) Eternal Baseball Card With Magician and Strength cards in the consumable area, just in case.