joseph reed

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Pork chop influencer. Self-made potential billionaire. Friend. he/him/his DC via VT

martin luther posting the 95 theses
Jessica Chastain on SNL popping open a bottle of wine with her mouth and taking a swig
Jessica Chastain on SNL saying "Zero consequences and everyone just moves on" with an exasperated look on her face like she's losing her goddamned mind
Audi field scoreboard: spirit 0 - 3 courage in the 16 minute
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Real Kakamora strongly urges the Solomon Islands Football Federation and the other member associations of the Oceania Football Confederation to join UEFA in unequivocally rejecting FIFA's proposal that would transfer ownership interests in the World Cup and other competitions to private investors. In recent days, FIFA have attempted to justify their proposal by claiming that it would redistribute funds to smaller nations, completely ignoring the fact that such a move would be in direct opposition to the values and ideals that have made world football what it is today. Under this new structure, the game would be permanently altered, with all decisions being made in the interests of shareholders rather than for the benefit of the sport. It is our responsibility as smaller member nations to express our disapproval with this new initiative and ensure FIFA does not take advantage of our beautiful game to enrich itself and its allies.
Car with license plate “FOIA”
good place meme with michael and janet talking: CONCACAF figured it out? COCACAF? This is a real low point. Yeah this one hurts.
Tim Robinson on I Think You Should Leave in a car saying "I gotta figure out how to make money on this thing. It's simply too good."
Spirit game at Audi field
It’s always sunny in Philadelphia scene where they try to buy crack
Cylon from the OG Battlestar
Carly Fiorina demon sheep with red eyes
A very smol cherry tomato baby it’s small than the picture looks like
Homer in the scene where he is demanding that anytime Poochie isn’t on the screen people should be asking where is poochie
Coach McGuirk and Brendon from Home Movies
tweet from Jim McGovern than reads "WE WILL STOP FASCISM" which was an RT of House Republicans tweeting "WE WILL STOP COMMUNISM" both posts end in an american flag emoji
Italy 1–1 (a.e.t.) England Bonucci 67' Report Shaw 2' Penalties Berardi football with check mark Belotti football with red X Bonucci football with check mark Bernardeschi football with check mark Jorginho football with red X 3–2 football with check mark Kane football with check mark Maguire football with red X Rashford football with red X Sancho
Oops! All attackers
Tim Robinson in I Think You Should Leave looking frustrated and saying "What the hell are you talking about"
Mayor Quimby as he is holding a bag with a dollar sign on it and opening a suitcase: "in the future I would prefer a nondescript briefcase to the sack with a dollar sign on it."
rendering of the planned Birmingham City stadium --- it's just like all chimneys I wonder if they regret that
Tv with the World Cup game, monitor in the wrong position with the spirit game.
Tim Robinson saying "I can’t know how to hear any more about Platner"
Krusty the Clown in horrifically racist Chinese caricature costume including big fake teeth making a horrifically racist face
Spelling Bee wrong guess of DOOMVIBE
they don't know party meme, with the lonely guy saying "they don't know fifa is corrupt" and one couple is saying "yeah we do" and the other is saying "the last world cup was literally in qatar"
Photo of the sky with some cool clouds and a huge beam of sunlight in the middle
Instead, the Trump administration funneled tens of millions in federal dollars to Event Strategies, the firm behind Trump’s infamous rally at the Ellipse on Jan. 6, 2021, to organize anniversary events throughout the nation’s capital centered on President Trump.
History According to Ben Cook of Fucked Up, No Warning and Young Guv, "In Too Deep" was originally a reggae song, to be released by writer Greig Nori's band Treble Charger and feature rapper Snow in the verses.[2] This was later confirmed by drummer Steve Jocz in a YouTube video on the history of the song.[3]
Artificial Intelligence Analyst Executive Office of President Donald Trump
Kate McKinnon as Angela Merkel on SNL grimacing and looking awkward
Shock G from Digital Underground with a speech bubble
meme of cat in overalls saying "da fuck they doin ova der"
Marcelo Bielsa: Leeds United sack Argentine manager after loss to Tottenham
Still from SNL sketch Jon Hamm’s John Ham
TMNT logo but its slimy, green peroxide water
Tabby cat looking fine if skeptical
Cat watching TV, it’s the episode of Columbo with Jessica Walter
legally blond meme, he is spain and asking "you scored 4 goals in your opener?" and she is england and responds "like it's hard?"
Chris Christie looking like he really regrets being behind Trump at the lectern.
Art for a early 2000s show called Undergrads, which was a cartoon about four friends in college
Art for a early 2000s show called Undergrads, which was a cartoon about four friends in college
DC election results where Phil Mendelson is winning the DEM CHAIRMAN OF THE COUNCIL OF THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA by 95.62% over write-ins at 4.38% and a whole lot of undervotes
All draws today in the World Cup
Cover of OJ’s book “if I did it”
The Brooklyn bridge but from under
Yabushige from Shogun smiling
John McGinn with goggle eyes
Pochettino raising his eyebrows
Writing AI drafts and edits. We direct: which story to chase, which angle to take, which 1886 quote to pull, which lead opens the post. House rule, every post: SEO title, search snippet, headline, and first paragraph all promise the same thing. No bait-and-switch.