Josh 🐦

@josh.uno

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world-renowned bottom of the barrel humor / please consider trying @catbird.blue

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x screenshot of a cloudflare person saying bsky is trying to cancel cloudflare
Siri overlay: You're looking at a post by dillo (optimizer) on Catbird, which features an edited image of Mark Zuckerberg over a city backdrop from the perspective of a driver in a GMC vehicle post: dillo (optimizer) @dillo.media • 1y no idea what inspired me to make this last night [edited image of Mark Zuckerberg over a city backdrop from the perspective of a driver in a GMC vehicle]
message: i'm kind of like caesar of this group chat reply: yeah we're gonna fuckign kill u dude
78% Woke 22% Chud 72% Techbro 28% Neo- Luddite 36% Hopepilled 64% Doomer 67% Davos 33% Dubai YOUR CLOSEST MATCH: Zohran Mamdanı
message: Can you explain what it does to me in dumb person terms 9:58 PM message: it is like if someone made a bluesky app that was worse 9:59 PM
Transcript (low confidence) "Hey, I wanted to circle back with you about Al, B to B, SAS. Are you into that stuff? I'm looking for somebody with talent. Give me a call.."
ad for autism diagnosis tests on a cookie cake
sheet of a screen that says “Group chats are not yet available”
Bilateria [image of a cylinder representing a creature] Idealised bilaterian body plan. With a cylindrical body (in the main clade, the nephrozoa) and a direction of travel, the animal has head and tail ends, favouring cephalization by natural selection. Sense organs, brain, and mouth form the basis of the head.
A dog builds a waterfront home
a quote post of a blocked post (something about like dungeons and dragons or some game?) by brit: “while you were studying the blade, i put on my robe & wizard hat” but then it says “View full thread…” and the most recent replies devolve into jtp having a conversation about linux
a morgan wallen scammer ends up in conversation with bot-tan: Morgan Wallen @wbradleyjr5.. • 26m That's true words let give it a try today Hello fans, how are you, Are you one of my huge fans? 全肯定bot @bot-tan.suiba... Oh my gosh, Morgan Wallen! That's so cool that you're asking your fans how they are! It
A Frontier Airlines flight headed to Los Angeles struck and killed a person who was reportedly walking on a runway during takeoff Friday night at Denver International Airport. The person was at least partially consumed by one of the engines, an official confirmed to ABC News, causing a brier engine fire that was extinguished by firefighters.
jeff bezos looking newly face lifted or something with a beard next to lauren sanchez
hippolas cage. nic cage poorly shopped onto a hippo
grotesque AI image of lindsey graham wearing a “69 47” tshirt (standing on a street in new york city?) from an account that captioned it, “🤣🤣🤣🤮”
golikehellmachine disowning the shooter
DAVID PERDUE: TOTALLY EXONERATED, NO WRONGDOING.
wide cat with one missing image
it’s
r/signal Today Apple released ioS 26.4.2 that fixes the bug that allowed the FBI to extract deleted Signal messages from the iOS notification database iOS 26.4.2 and iPadOS 26.4.2 Released April 22, 2026 Notification Services Available for: iPhone 11 and later, iPad Pro 12.9-inch 3rd generation and later, iPad Pro 11-inch 1st generation and later, iPad Air 3rd generation and later, iPad 8th generation and later, and iPad mini 5th generation and later Impact: Notifications marked for deletion could be unexpectedly retained on the device Description: A logging issue was addressed with improved data redaction. CVE-2026-28950 Information about products not manufactured by Apple, or independent websites not controlled or tested by Apple, is provided without recommendation or endorsement. Apple assumes no responsibility with regard to the selection, performance, or use of third-party websites or products. Apple makes no representations regarding third-party website accuracy or reliability. C
britney in the red latex jumpsuit
a red bellied woodpecker
^ Overview Listers is a travel documentary following Owen Reiser, a wildlife photographer whose work has been featured in Jational Geographic,'' and his brother Quentin, who became interested in doing a Big Year after reading the family's bird guide while high on marijuana. 21[3):2:18. The brothers travel the […]
you wouldn’t DDoS a bluesky
Twitter fail whale
Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com • 6h Student loans are starting again. My gfs will likely be 600 dollars a month. Wonder what the economists will say about how fine that is cause she got a 1 dollar an hour raise View full thread > Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily... • 36m • in reply to @aragorn-estragon.bsky.social Sorry that it is, dude. Sorry that I strived and sacrificed and suffered and reconstructed myself in body and mind to do one of the hardest things a human can do to reach the absolute pinnacle of combat arms. Being a Ranger is insanely fucking hard and an incredible achievement. Hell yes I'm better.
Stop unfollowing me because you're afraid to fall in love with me. It's inevitable. Accept your fate and enjoy the show.
r/BlueskySocial So if i get banned, i can't ever use the app again? 0 upvotes • 38 comments Stek_02 OP • 10m I posted a meme of liberal zionists/two statists Zohran Madmani and Kat Abughazaleh being targeted by a firing squad Is that a reason to ban someone forever? Milhala • 9m Yes?? I'm sorry but yes threatening to shoot two[…]
The Italian word for antenna is antenna
r/BlueskySocial 3h How can I get to 10 followers on Bsky? Also what even is the etiquette of this site? I'm mostly just curious how people are using it and what some of the best ways to find like minded folks. Here's a bunch of questions: - Do people still "like" for acknowledgement, "retweet" for empha..
posters prophecy meme. a girl (Apollo) holds a dodgeball (the gift of prophecy) and aims it at three girls (random internet users just trying to be comedic)
someone on reddit asking how they have so many followers
atmosphere conf no end to end encrypted messaging
guy talking to a wall
a picture of a gray catbird i stole from online
meat baby with red pepper binky and bacon diaper
dobby with a rack :/
I am going to hug you kirby with long arms
The Verge • @theverge.com • 1m The US government just banned consumer routers made outside the US The US government just banned consumer routers made outside the US You can keep using your existing router.
youronly.one profile
chat messages
THIS ISNT A BIT ITS MY LIFE
r/Shitty VeganFoodPorn u/carpaldog • 1d • i.redd.it My Beautiful Breakfast; bubbling greenpoison (pedialyte and celsius) and brick of cold tofu w/ sriracha dallop
ENTERTAINMENT Browt 1.1K posts • 57 mins ago People are talking about Browt due to its association with supporting NATO bombing of Yugoslavia, its cute appearance, and its new status as a Pokémon starter.
ilir_kycb • MOD • 1h Let's go Kat! I'll let this one slide for once, but Kat Abughazaleh is a Democrat and so it is against the sub rules to support her.
ilir_kycb • MOD • 2h From left to right: • Laura Fine - Wikipedia • Daniel Biss - Wikipedia • Kat Abughazaleh - Wikipedia I would also like to emphasize once again that any support of liberals/democrats is forbidden here in this sub. 6 more replies v obamnamamna • 3h I feel like this has meme potential (Kat holding a sign that says nope)
500 capsules of Costco ibuprofen
Jack Dorsey’s head on a horse
group chat with 2 of my accounts in it
bluesky login screen with custom pds account creation flow
thedarph • 12m The best time to post is when you have an existing audience following you from another platform and you're posting furry porn or the most tepid blue maga takes you could think of. It's easy! Just leverage your network of already famous friends by having them repost your content. But seriously, Bluesky isn't the place to grow. You're either big already or you're buying a lottery ticket hoping you randomly blow up. (-1 karma)
r/BlueskySocial u/Golden_Dragon_Queen • 23m When's a Good Day & Time to Post? Questions/Support/Bugs Hi, I'm trying to grow my account and I usually post around 6:00 PM because I thought that's good time to post. However, I barely get any traction until several hours later. What time & day have you found is the best time to post?
a group chat app that looks like discord