Josh Callahan

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Brad Pitt’s character in Burn After Reading seconds before he’s shot in the head
Yakko of the Animaniacs checking his phone, tired, as we all are
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A skeleton who died waiting for Matt Taibbi to actually do anything
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Tina Fey wolfing a teamster sub and saying "I can do it! I can have it all!"
A tweet that reads Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views Me: Holy shit! You were censored for wanting lower taxes? Con: LOL no...no not those views Me: So....deregulation? Con: Haha no not those views either Me: Which views, exactly? Con: Oh, you know the ones
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Hello, I'm writing from my personal email account to avoid professional repercussions.  I am a junior turd miner in the Arlington, Virginia office. On or around January 21st at approximately 10:30am EST (a scant 25 hours after President Donald J. Trump's inauguration) I noticed a fellow employee in our office who had black hair, brown skin, and a skull shape reflecting lower sentiments. In short, a DEI-type. I reported this to my immediate supervisor (Braddlee Queefgrackle, also in the Arlington office) but was brushed off. I then reported the matter to the Deputy Director of the Arlington office, DelMonica Groats, but was again brushed off. It is my sincere hope that you will address this matter in a timely and appropriate fashion. Best regards,
An email that reads: Hello, I'm writing from my personal email account to avoid professional repercussions.  I am a junior turd miner in the Arlington, Virginia office. On or around January 21st at approximately 10:30am EST (a scant 25 hours after President Donald J. Trump's inauguration) I noticed a fellow employee in our office who had black hair, brown skin, and a skull shape reflecting lower sentiments. In short, a DEI-type. I reported this to my immediate supervisor (Braddlee Queefgrackle, also in the Arlington office) but was brushed off. I then reported the matter to the Deputy Director of the Arlington office, DelMonica Groats, but was again brushed off. It is my sincere hope that you will address this matter in a timely and appropriate fashion. Best regards,
The "issues" page of the new Whitehouse website - neither "grocery" nor "prices" are listed anywhere