Josh Petri (he/him)

@joshpetri.bsky.team

1914 Followers 457 Following

Head of Communications, Bluesky Social. former journalist and outdoor industry person. always an organic life form.

Exterior shot of the wishy washy laundromat.
A pop-up box reading: "It looks like you already have an account. Check your email at lol@nope.com for a link to sign in securely, without a password or sign in."
drink the juice meme setup, with the liquid (pumpkin spice) being poured into fleefer, who is identified as amy.
Net Company/Ineos riders wearing TT helmets and dunking their forearms into buckets of water.
A Claude chat box (with a warning that Fable 5 is currently unavailable) into which the user has typed "what is it called when a man can make his pectoral muscles jump up and down"
a screenshot of a slack message in which Josh Petri says "let's release 45 million spiders"
A screenshot of a recipe card for "One-Ingredient Banana Ice Cream"
enormous 1990s vintage soccer shinguards
A majestic looking sea lion.
Cycling in the Columbia River Gorge.
a hook knife
A box of freshly-picked Hood strawberries.
A screenshot showing two youtube videos, the first for a char siu recipe and the other a c-span book TV interview with Robert Caro
A wall of SPAM
Hard to put in words but it’s a kindergarten table at which paper versions of the kids are sitting in the chairs.
Speaking with Rep. Dexter in front of a school bus.
a street sign for “Kiki-boo-boo circle”
Instagram screenshot of an article in which victor campenaerts confesses to peeing in bison’s
Screenshot of an article headlined "Pee-Gate: Riders at Giro d'Italia Who Wee in Water Bottles Identified"
A white box truck belonging to Reliable Contents Services
A series of bumper stickers proclaiming “real men cry” when Wout Van Aert wins Paris-Roubaix
A grocery list for “ho foods” in a child’s handwriting
A pile of black mechanical keyboard switches
Kids riding bikes to school.
The card is a trap. Opening it spills glitter everywhere.
Video: a happy Mother’s Day card is opened and “Never gonna give you up” plays. The card’s inscription reads “happy April fools day!”
an overheated middle aged man in comically large athletic sunglasses and a hooded sun shirt.
Screenshot: @jcsalterego is your #1 mutual by a wide margin (71 interactions, well-balanced)
aristocracy meme with caption "my bag with wheels in, handle out"
Two coffees—one hot, one cold—sharing a car cup holder.
A child’s drawing of an alligator.
The "girl explaining" meme where the speaker is ranting about oviparous animimals and the other person doesn't know what "oviparous" means
a shiny stainless steel coffee mug
Bike among cherry blossoms.
A violent person, full of carbs.