Joshua Wood

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geriatric millennial joshuawood.net/bsky ⎯ software • information • systems • dystopia • hope signal: joshuawood.17

Nicolas Cage standing in front of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, which is reflecting the Washington Monument
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A kagi quick answer screenshot: Oh, look at this. You’re asking about Honeybadger.io, and honey badger? He don’t care. He don’t give a sh*t. But since you’re asking, Honeybadger.io is this little piece of tech that’s actually pretty smart, unlike those other nasty creatures in the wild. It’s an error tracking and application monitoring tool that sits there and watches your code like a hawk—or a badger, I guess—to make sure everything is running smooth. Here’s the breakdown of what it does: It tracks errors: When your application decides to go crazy and break, this thing catches it immediately so you don't have to go hunting for it in the dark. It monitors performance: It keeps an eye on how your app is behaving, making sure it’s not acting all sluggish or nasty. It helps you fix things fast: It puts everything in one simple interface, so you can swoop in, fix the problem in record time, and get back to doing whatever it is you do. It’s basically the honey badger of the software world—it’s fearless, it’s efficient, and it gets the job done without any of the drama. Now, get out of here.
Google AI overview in the voice of randall from the crazy nastyass honey badger video: Oh, what a crazy-ass web app! So you wanna know about Honeybadger.io? Listen, when a coder gets hungry and their app takes a massive, nasty dump in production, nothing can stop them. They don't give a sh*t! That's where the Honeybadger.io platform comes swooping in.
Hello fellow kids Steve Buscemi meme but instead it says hello fellow humans
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josh susser on Mastodon: so we're calling Al imitations of people "sloppelgangers" now, right?
just walk out meme — if it sucks… hit da bricks!! real winners quit
Not a tech bro certificate showing a 6% agreement with tech bro ideas, proving definitively that Josh is not a tech bro but you should still suspect him
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An Apple Messages conversation conversation: Today 11:29 I just auto dictated "I currently have two disks in my NAS" ... ? ~Disks~ dicks ~NAS~ ass WHAT lol Apple dictation sucks
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Members of the Ridgefield Art Gallery on opening night.
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An expansive view of the Columbia River Gorge from Angel’s Rest
A person in the distance holds a sign that says "HOPE" below a frog illustration
A woman sits in a tree, smiling for the camera and holding a sign that reads "I was here January 21st, 2017 and I haven't changed my mind." A mirror attached to the tree shows protesters on a sidewalk and the flash of a camera.
A woman holds a sign with four panels: two photos of Stephen Miller with captions "this man needs therapy", an illustration of lady liberty that reads "girl, hold my earrings," and the "we the people are PISSED"
A woman in an inflatable eagle costume smiles and holds a sign that reads "we the people no kings"
A hippo, a unicorn, a giraffe, and a t-rex. Signs read: no kings and no fascism. The t-rex holds a second no kings sign in its mouth.
A person in an inflatable raccoon suit stands by a tree talking on the phone through the fabric
Two people dressed in inflatable unicorn costumes holding signs that read “no love 4 nazis”
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https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/09/enforcing-the-death-penalty-laws-in-the-district-of-columbia-to-deter-and-punish-the-most-heinous-crimes/
Canadian peacekeeper in 1976 wearing the distinctive UN blue helmet
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The reply to the former post, hidden and labeled as a possible twitter screenshot lol
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Thousands of protesters line the streets in Vancouver
The employer told OPB vineyard employers are now talking among each other about how to protect their workers. “What’s going to happen is people are going to close the gates to the vineyards,” he said. “Employers are getting the word out about what [federal authorities] can and cannot do. Everybody is watching out.”
Set of black Russian nesting dolls (matryoshka) displayed in a clear case, featuring painted portraits of U.S. presidents in formal attire. A small display card indicates 'USA Bush Russian Dolls' with a price of $49. The display has red and white backdrop elements.
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Toward the end of our conversation, Wells returned to the question I’d asked earlier about the Ku Klux Klan. He had rid himself of hesitation: “If the KKK or any other group of people, if what they’re doing is within the law,” he told me, “I would consider it an honor to have them use the platform and share the hope of Jesus with them.”
Anonymous May 2nd, 2025 Please pray that Shiloh Hendrix would feel conviction from the Holy Spirit for the words and hatred she spewed at a Black, autistic, 5 year old child. Pray that God would impress on her heart the humility and grace and repentance needed to seek forgiveness so that she would have the wisdom to make things right. All for the glory of God.
A large group of angry people with handmade signs chants “vote her out“ as more people exit a building and a news anchor reports on the chaotic situation.
A large group of people with handmade signs yells loudly “boo” as more people exit a building
A signal message: Wait do we know who HSLD is, who added them to the chat
From DHH’s blog: Trump is back at the helm of the United States, and the majority of Americans are optimistic about the prospect. Especially the young. In a poll by CBS News, it's the 18-29 demographic that's most excited, with a whopping two-thirds answering in the affirmative to being optimistic about the next four years under Trump. And I'm right there with them. The current American optimism is infectious! https://world.hey.com/dhh/mega-a0f62cd4
In a statement to The Columbian, Perez said being in the group has allowed her to stay connected to her faith while traveling and share a different perspective with her colleagues while finding common ground where they agree in Scripture. “These are men who are committed to maintaining strong marriages and raising good kids, and who are trying to maintain an inner life and hold themselves to a higher standard,” Perez said.
The Office of Communications 4:48 PM TRUTH Social Post by President Donald ... 01/22/25 It is my great honor to appoint Sean Curran as the next Director of the United States
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A movie theater audience in silhouette watches a screen showing an upward-angled view of a tall white modernist skyscraper against a blue sky with white clouds.