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Also trying too hard here. Improv & comedy at Comedy Café Berlin Director, Das Improv Festival

A pub in London called The Barrowboy and Banker
Tweet from me from Nov 9, 2016: "Only solace here is that once he realizes the level of boring work involved, Trump is going to hate being president. "
A sign in a train in England reading "next stop: Bishop's Stortford"
tweet from elon musk: “A lot of people still don't believe me when I say that the Dems will do everything in their power to destroy me if they win on Nov 5th”
An obvious bot now following me
A photo of a street full of cars piled up on one another after floods in Spain
Professor Ellis D Trails from Mr Show
Diner kard Sop, pomkinsop, wetchdebelsop Nodols, pestogreen pestored Chiken Mak and chis Lasanie Engelatas Boritos Tokos Pizza Kuskus Kesadias
A Guardian ad asking "Can't get enough of the US election?"
A photo of masking tape labeled "sensitive masking tape"
A mini CD with Windows drivers on it
A full pine forest
Die Union will einen „bezahlbaren Führerschein“. Eine Mehrheit im Bundestag lehnte ihren Antrag ab, dennoch will die Re­gie­rung tätig werden.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force + Ol' Drippy
At the time, Adams insisted he followed the law and said he would be “shocked” if anyone on his campaign had acted illegally. “I cannot tell you how much I start the day with telling my team we’ve got to follow the law,” he told reporters at the time.
A row of mailboxes in an apartment building and there's a fat letter-sized envelope hanging most of the way out of one mailbox
Headline: "‘Entire ecosystem’ of fossils 8.7m years old found under Los Angeles high school Researchers find two sites with fossils including saber-toothed salmon and megalodon, the huge prehistoric shark" with saber-toothed salmon highlighted because what the hell is that
Headline: Tony Blair: ‘I would have stayed if I could, is the truth’ Ahead of the publication of his book about leadership, the former prime minister talks about relinquishing power, why he’s not fazed about a second Trump term and being an AI evangelist
A bag with the acronym JYSK printed on it
If you want to know what it's like staying at a family resort in Italy, this evening's (50s themed) entertainment included a bit where an astronaut (dude in white clothes and a helmet made from a trash can) landed on the moon, planted the US flag, then another "astronaut" came out and replaced it with the Italian flag and then both of them started dancing the robot to Italian disco
Australian bgirl Raygun dancing like she's a sneaky villain in a scooby doo episode
A medieval Italian painting of Jesus on the cross with blood literally pouring out of a chest wound, which is being caught in a bowl by an angel, and I've added a speech bubble to the angel that says "fuck yeah gonna go make some wine"
Guardian article : "In the video, Kennedy says he picked up the carcass and put it in his van, planning to skin it and eat it later. However, he ran out of time to take the bear home before having to catch a flight. Kennedy said he and the group he was with – some of whom had been drinking – then came up with a plan to take an old bike he happened to have in his van and place the bear’s carcass in Central Park to make it look like the bear had been hit by a bike, taking advantage of a recent rash of bicycle crashes in New York."
A photo of the Bogdanoff twins with crazy amount of plastic surgery
David Sacks on Twitter: "Ben Horowitz Bill Ackman Cameron Winklevoss Doug Leone Elon Musk Eoghan McCabe Ken Howery Kyle Samani Marc Andreessen Jacob Helberg Joe Lonsdale Palmer Luckey Peter Thiel Shaun Maguire Trevor Traina Tushar Jain Tyler Winklevoss Come on in, the water’s warm." With a photo of Trump giving a thumbs up
A screenshot of the movie Hannibal featuring Gary Oldman as Mason Verger, who has had his face cut off and reconstructed and it just looks a whole lot like Joe Biden
MedPage Today headline: Did Cold Medications Affect Biden's Debate Performance?
“I don’t know, man,” Bowman said. “When you [as Israel] say you represent all Jews, and then you behave badly, it opens the doors for people to make the connection between what Israel is doing and Jewish people, which I think is freaking dangerous as hell.”
Headline: Arizona woman trapped in Tesla when battery dies
Schumer's glasses lens side down on a cutting board
Wahlergebnis für Brandenburg bei Europawahl, AfD hat 27,5% bekommen
The letters P O N D C U M arranged in a circle in the NYTimes game Spelling Bee
A purple pink sunset with the skyline silhouette of a city and church spire and a crescent moon in the sky
Chuck Schumer's glasses lying on their lenses on a cutting board
“We’re living in a fascist state,” Trump complained as he recounted the saga of Weisselberg, who went to jail on perjury charges. “It’s so unfair, but they destroyed his life.”
Guardian Headline: New Caledonia unrest continues as police shoot dead man
"Rain at Woodstock Results in Slightly Dirtier Hippies"
A photo of a yellow warning sign with a person flailing their arms and legs around and the text "Achtung! Caution!"
A photo of a sign with a silhouette of a person bending over oddly backward with a lightning bolt above them. The words 'Achtung! Blitzspannung' are underneath.
A photo of our cat licking water off the leaf of a large hosta plant
Donald Trump is very attentive to and focused on David Pecker’s testimony. He has been conferring both with his lawyers Todd Blanche and Emil Bove, in between watching Pecker on the monitor in front of him. Trump has also started to take notes on the yellow legal pad in front of hm.
Four blocks in the new york times connections game that read "mean" "girls" "in" "oz"
Guardian lede: "Joe Biden was rushing back to the White House on Saturday afternoon from a weekend trip to Delaware as Israel fired dozens of drones against Israel."
A screenshot of Berlin's air quality index of 58
A screenshot of a Guardian article titled "How to tell if you damaged your eyes during the solar eclipse" and it's got a pulsating white overlay over the whole thing
My cargo bike filled with two bags of soil and a small garden worth of flowers and plants
Album cover for Data Drone Artificial Intelligence with a low resolution photo of 3 figures with masks and wearing all white and the while vibe is very 90s
A screenhot of an Elon Musk post on Twitter, dated 3/29/24, 9:31pm "If you reuse the truss steel that fell, it could be functioning in 3 to 6 months. The repair should be put to commercial bid with a massive incentive for early and safe completion."
A recaptcha test with the prompt "click on the objects that require fuel to function" and then a bunch of poorly cropped and out of focus images of motorcycles, flowers, a printer and a microwave
Screenshot of the Ryanair app with a callout box labeled "Security" that reads "We advise you to pass security 1h30min before your flight. Test testing very long text."