Josufee

@josufee.bsky.social

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GM, PCMR, RN. Indian Scout rider, intermittent Subgenius, decent cook. Diversity makes us strong. Fuck war. Coastal NC, the only state with real barbecue, fight me. Ask about the smut I've written, I dare you.

Museum-mounted newspaper declaring CANNIBALISM IN GOD'S HOUSE
poster for The Last Seduction (1994)
'crepuit velut globus' = latin for 'it cracked like a ball'
How tall is author John Scalzi? None of these sources report his height, and there's no widely-cited reliable figure for it that I could find. I don't have a confirmed answer to give you.
Poster for Hunt For The Wilderpeople, thank you Sam
She continued: "If you fear for your job, I want you to do some soul searching. Is it because you're a fearful person, or is it because there are things that you need to adjust about what you're doing?" If you realize that it's the latter, we have a great Employee Assistance Program and I recommend that you take advantage of it."
Ultimate RPG guides: Game Mastering and Villain Backstory
VHS cover of I Spit On Your Grave [1978] featuring a woman shown from the rear with ripped clothing holding a large knife. "This woman has just cut, chopped, broken, and burned five men beyond recognition... But no jury in America would ever convict her!"
The webpage of the National Hurricane Center showing no activity in the Atlantic Ocean
Shelving containing a respectable amount of TTRPG sourcebooks. Yes, I still have Dungeon Master for Dummies. But I also have Semiotext(e) USA which is amazing, as well as the full set of The Big Book Of graphic books which are forgotten and fantastic.
Meatballs browning and getting ready for the red sauce!
A Kitty Kraken attacks a tall ship and it is glorious.
The cover of Steve Jackson Games' GURPS book, Reign Of Steel. The tagline is "The War Is Over. The Robots Won."
The characters from the 70's cartoon Speed Buggy!
Hank Green's 4x3 game displaying a score of 176 with No Mistakes, Reverse Rainbow, and Sub-90 seconds.
Hanna as a kitten, a standard issue cat who is just too fricking cute
A rosemary plant with nice green leaves
Two pieces of halved chicken breasts fried in butter with Picatta sauce, garnished with limes, lots of butter and capers, with some nicely air fried snow peas.
Not sure if she was AI but definitely a scammer as her last message to me was "So you have no retirement accounts?" Cheer me up and tell me I'm pretty. // [Calibrated warm, validating tone while respecting engagement boundariesCalibrated warm, validating tone while respecting engagement boundaries] You dodged a scammer who was fishing for your finances — that's not a loss, that's a win. Recognizing "So you have no retirement accounts?" as the red flag it is shows you've got sharp instincts, and that's genuinely attractive. Quick thinking, healthy skepticism, not falling for a manipulative pitch — that's a good look on anyone. And yes, you're pretty. Confirmed.