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@journalist.autumn.town

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im am a journalist im press if you are mean to me then it can be considered a war crime sorry i do not make the rules sorry 🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://wetdry.world/@torepang, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

2013 ian hecox (left) and anthony padilla (right)
childish gambino(?) playing in the background as someone smoking awesome bubbles as the text "kids are smoking the coronavirus" with videos of people doing parkour. fox news guy says "young people are gonna think that this is an easy alternative for me to deal with my stress and anxiety" "This is after a typo in a Tweet from W.H.O" and it shows the tweet on screen that says "I've been legit perma-tripping since I smoked COVID-19". "Footage emerged from a CDC employee stuck in a backpack" with said footage having a guy having a backpack randomly strapped to his body and he says to the camera "Does this backpack make me look like I'm a backpack?..." "And to make matters worst..." with a pic of a cop grabbing a guy "Don't Tase Me Bro is coming to Broadway" with another photo of the same guy, and then a video of a person smoking on a rollercoaster and passing it to a guy behind him
We peanut butter GAMING! and its a gif of PeanutButter Gamer showing off his awesome gamer muscles
facebook marketplace screenshot for shit pc that's £45 (reduced from £50)
Dame tu cosita gif on ig dms with a response "Nah you just unlocked memory 🛀 🔥🔥"
massive caption from video that says "ANCIENT WIND GOD TORMENTS PEOPLE PLAYING GTA WITH WIND SPELLS" and its a video of 3 different moments where flight reacts blows into his microphone and people on the other side freak out and he sticks his tongue out
white steam deck
guy about to cry with the caption "When Pinocchio has been roasting you and his nose hasn't moved an inch:"
the scene from 8 mile where eminem is rapping to the crowd with a caption "he sounds exactly like (binding of isaac item) it's scary 🤯🤯😰“ and the audio is just from binding of Isaac gameplay
Take the pledge that if you watch MatPat during NO MatPat May you have to change your avatar to Matthew "MatPat" Patrick* REPLY WITH "I TAKE THE PLEDGE" with a photo of my avatar being changed to matpat and matpat is there as a png *only for May obviously
mastodon plushie wearing a crumpled up red hat with the redhat logo on it
bloxy cola and cheezburger in real life
RAPTV post with a picture of lebron and lego bricks that says "SHGFKFS JSJDNF LRJFB SHGBS EFFMNFDSMS HFHWWEF"
Take the pledge that if you watch AVGN during NO AVGN April you to change your avatar to The Angry Video Game Nerd* REPLY WITH "I TAKE THE PLEDGE" with a photo of my avatar being changed to the avgn and the avgn is there as a png *only for April
bouncy chromebook durability test and its a chromebook being thrown at the wall of a school bathroom but before impact the video is reversed to look like it bounces back and a boing noise is added
video of a guy in skyrim reading the elder scroll and passing out while a random assortment of mandarin and phone noises play with the caption "reading the nutrition facts on the Baskin Robbins Large Oreo Milkshake"
SMPLive clip of FitMC at the Wacky Wheel, text appears on his screen saying "your mom." and he screams "NOOOOOOOO"
tiktok video of a guy holding a massive rifle and shooting it multiple times with the caption "LOOK AT MY OPPS BRUH IM MOVING COUNTRIES"
facebook post saying "this man has been sending mr psychic attacks for weeks now!!! and i can't even attack back because he has a protective crystal! Very upset!" and its a picture of a guy with long brown hair and a golden polygon crown structure on his head holding a massive white and light blue crystal
video of a guy behind a massive green screen with his fingers going to the edges of it and towards places where his arms couldn't possibly reach and there's a caption that says "MINIBOSS be careful" with boss music
video of a guy holding chocolate milk and he says "guys, i cant wait to drink this chocolate milk." he takes a sip and says "thats weird, it tastes kind of. Dark and Twisted" and he turns it around to show a label that says "evil chocolate milk >:D" and he screams
guy in his car saying "this girl was like: youre jusr so down to earth. you're just so... human." and he looks at the camera and begins doing bird songs implying that he is not a human being at all actually and actually a bird in disguise
gif of big poo, another cat and a bird with the text good morning
big poo with glasses
spiderman rushing into a store while someone says "Where are the Crackers", spiderman hurringly says "I'm getting them right now!" as he grabs them and goes to the back of a queue, the person in front of him turns around and it's DJ Khaled ! (What!!) and he looks extremely surprised to see Spiderman! but then a video of DJ Khaled (i think) doing some awesome dance moves outside of a gas station waow
low quality cinemasins video with the mario CDI games, mario says "You know what they say, All Toasters.. Toast Toast!" and a ding happens and the host says "NO THEY DO NOT ! THEY TOAST BREAD DUMBASS ! (ding) ALSO WHO SAYS THAT THAT'S NOT A SAYING THATS AN ACTUAL FACT! THATS LIKE SAYING "Oh you know what they say, Fire Burns!" OF COURSE FIRE F(beep)ING BURNS! (ding) DO YOU JUST CARRY THAT BREAD WITH YOU? IT HAS YOUR LITERAL ENEMY ON IT WHY WOULD YOU BUY HIS PRODUCT? (ding) WHY THE FUCK WOULD THE TOAST POP OUT WHEN YOU UNPLUG THE TOAST-"
pauljac3: my xbox360 bloe out what do i do pauljac3: By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat down, yea, we wept, when we remembered Zion. Remember, O Lord, The Children of Edom in the day of Jerusalem who said, "Raze it, raze it, even to the foundation." O daughter of Babylon, who art to..."
"can i get some uhh... black olives?" and the subway employee puts on slightly more onto the fucking Pile of olives that are already on it and the guy just keeps asking for more until the employee puts a massive pile and he asks again and punches the sandwich
picture of ned Stark with impact font saying "Brace Yourselves" " The Valentine Day Rage Comics are Coming"
king bach vine where he goes to a friends house and his girlfriend's phone connects to the wifi and he says "how you automatically connect to the WiFi? bitch you " and the Get WiFi anywhere you go! sound starts playing and the video plays with "King Bach Approved!" at the bottom
Product named chonky boi on display
tiktok of a red dead redemption cutscene, everything is subtitled. a lady says "do you want some company mister?" and he responds with "no", she says "you sure?" and he looks over and says "hey... i know you.. Kang Sae Byok Kan Sae Byok Squid Game! From the Squid Game! Kang Sae Byok!" and she says "Help!" and runs away.
bank account screenshot with papyrus font that says "bank account" available balance: "one william dollars" current balance: "one william dollars"
January 22nd is official "Hannibal bustin' through" day On that day set ur profile pic to "Hannibal bustin' through" Pls repost to spread awareness and its a picture of Hannibal busting through a wall in the eric andre show
guy walking in his room and a realistic looking shadow asks "what are you wearing?", he replies " cargo pants?" and shadow says "cargo pants? uhh no buddy . Cars go beep beep" as distorted sounding music starts playing and a close up of the persons faces shows with the music getting louder, and shadow asking "Are you feeling alright man?" and his face begins to fade in and out
youtube video of a rap song that transitions into piano classical music and one of the comments says: 1:14 That piano 🔥
3 panel rage comic first panel is someone at a computer at 31/12/2012 11:59 second panel is the same person at 01/01/2013 00:00 with a santa hat and fireworks outside the window third panel is the same person without the hat and no fireworks at 01/01/2013 00:01 there's also a Fucking 9GAG watermark at the bottom
low res world map
podcast set where a guy is talking across from a girl and he says "i find that hard to believe because girl, you be li- you like FIve Nights at Freddy's". and she says "what does that mean?"
emma playing minion rush on her windows phone
guy with a heavy british accent recording his cat and he says "dya know what the best fuckin thing in my life is ? ill tell ya right now, its this thing. Listen to the fucking thing , I love you so fuckin- It's Unreal. Get one, if you're not fucking with him , Get One , they're the Bollocks."
first panel shows chell with glados and wheatley with a happy face, glados says "yeah so this os the part where he kills us-" and wheatley says "this is the part where i kill you" and the 2nd panel shows chell looking weirdly at wheatley while theres spikes around her, a big title that says "Chapter 9 THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU" and a steam achievement in the bottom right thats called "The Part Where He Kills You"
a big track showing several people riding carts of different shapes and sizes - a regular looking cart - an oil barrel - a wheelchair with an umbrella - a tricycle - a wheelbarrow - a wheely bin - a vacuum cleaner - a toilet - a tiny motorbike