Martin

@joyouscoding.com

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Pointy-end, fresh-ish half-full stackoverflow generic developer. Homo Clavicus. Sinon jeux de rôles, abattre le capitalisme, Terry Pratchett, vélo et autres hobbies Dad x2, #Brussels forever #FR #EN He/Him/Lui/Il (work) blog: www.joyouscoding.com

A screenshot for some payment. Quantity is shown as 1, unit price as 14,0999999999999999998
Un panneau informatif d'une gare indiquant qu'un train vers dinant arrive. Un schéma du train est présent en dessous avec les différents wagons et les places vélos. Ce qui semble être la locomotive est à l'avant mais tournée vers le wagon qui la suit
A fake ikea instruction manual called "Hënj" showing that you need 10 000 people, the right amount of stones of each type and advising against holding the stones alone
A Calvin and Hobbes strip in four panels. - Calvin and Hobbes are relaxing in the grass. Calvin asks "I wonder where we go when we die" - We see them from behind the hill, there is a silence - Hobbes answers "Pittsburgh ?" - From behind again, Calvin asks "You mean if we're good or if we're bad?"
BD en trois case avec un sous titre "l'entretien choc". Case 1: Le présentateur: "Aujourd'hui un invité sulfureux, leader de la gauche actuelle la plus radicale" Case 2: L'interviewé: Bonjour, il faut des salaires décents et des hopitaux fonctionnnels Case 3: Le présentateur semble paniqué
A one panel cartoon by Tom Gauld showing a bookcase full of books of different colors. A legend below reads: - Yellow: Read - Orange: Intending to read - Lightblue: Half read - Blue: Pretend I've read - Pink: Saving for when I have more time - Green: Will never read - Purple: Purely for show - Ocre: Read, but can't remember a single thing about it - Gray: Wish I hadn't read
A screenshot from the DuckDuckGo search engine, with "php 8.1" as the query and the answer showing that 8.1 Philippine Pesos are worth 0.12 Euro
A four panel comic. All show a character with an armor & horned helmet with screenshot behind them. First "I am the Dragon Born. I'll rid the world of the dragon scourge". Second "After I buy this house". Third: "... and drink this mead...". Last: "and pick there flowers".
A sailboat being destroyed by a kraken
"AI in applications roadmap" v1: Show a checkbox "Use AI", unchecked v2: Show a checkbox "Use AI", checked v3: Show a checkbox "Use AI", checked, disabled when a message "This setting has been defined by your administrator and cannot be modified"
Un screenshot du jeu "The Last Ninja" montrant le personnage du ninja devant une porte de temple avec deux lions devant
A comic from xkcd. First panel a genie tells the character "You have awakened me from the lamp, you may have three wishes. What does your hear desire". The character answers "I'd like a human sized hamster ball". On the four next panel the character plays inside the ball saying "Sweet!". On the last panel, the genie asks "And your other wishes ?" to what the character answers "Why would I need other wishes?"
Un screenshot d'Excel où l'on voit le filtre d'une colonne. Les options disponibles sont "Ja", "Non" et "Oui"
Des pièces et billets d'Euros
A comics in four panel by Tom Gauld, in sepia/monochronous tones. There are two people talking in each: First panel shows a castle on top of a mountain with two speech bubbles: - Husband: "Now that you are my bride you'll never leave this castle - Wife: Wow! Your library is amazing! Second panel shows a large male character with a cane and a smaller women character facing a library - Husband: Beyond this castle is a high wall with not gate, and beyond that is a deep dark forest with no path - Wife: I suppose it's my library too now. We're married. Third panel shows the same character, with the women having selected a pile of books - Husband: The forest is crawling with ravenous wolves, malignant birds and the spirit of long dead travallers - Wife: So many books ! I can't believe my luck! Fourth panel shows the husband flying out with bat like wings while the wife sit with a book - Husband: When the sun sets I transform into a wild beast and soar into the night, seized by a terrible bloodlust! - Wife: OK. I'll stay here and read. See you in the morning.
Une carte de restaurant marqué "menu enfant". Deux colonnes, avec des flèches entre celle de gauche et de droite: - Je ne sais pas: Nuggets - J'ai pas faim: Poisson pané - M'en fiche: Moules - J'en veux pas: Jambon
Une main noire sur un parchemin avec en dessous "We know" ("nous savons") screenshot du jeu vidéo Skyrim
Screenshot from a repo on GitLab with proposals: - Add LICENCE - Add CHANGELOG - Add CONTRIBUTING - Add Kubernetes cluster
A Palentir ads that they'll run near colleages with as text "A moment of reckoning has arrived for the West. Our culture has fallen into shallow consumerism while abandoning national purpose. Too few in Silicon Valley have asked what ought to be built - and why. We did. We built Palentir to ensure America's future, not to tinker at the margins. On the factory floor, in the operating room, across the battlefield - we field to dominate. Join us.
A screenshot of the Wikipedia page about Ea-nasir with: Born 18th century BC, occupation Mesopotomian merchant, known for: selling bad copper.
Software Development Process: 0. I can't fix this 1. Crisis of confidence 2. Question career 3. Question life 4. Oh it was a typo, cool
Un popup sur un site qui affiche "Aidez nous à nous améliorer. Trouvez vous notre contenu utile ?". Les seules options sont "oui" et "Fermer"
Twitter screenshot of Sam Altman saying "watching Potus more carefully recently has really changed my perspective on him (I wish I had done more of my own thinking and definitively fell in the NPC trap). I'm not going to agree with him on everything, but I think he will be incredible for the country in many ways!"
A screenshot from LinkedIn asking "Which of these best describes your primary goal for using Premium?". Options are: "For my personal goals", "For my job" and "Other"
Un Calvin et Hobbes (en anglais): Calvin: "I'm thinking of starting my own talk radio show. I'll spout simplistic opinions for hours on end, ridicule anyone who disagrees with me and generally foster divisieness, cynicism and a lower level of public dialog." Hobbes: "It would seem you were born for the job". Calvin: "Imagine getting paid to act like a six-year old!"
Text saying: "Whoops, something went wrong. We didn't start the fire. It was always burning since the world's been turning. We didn't start the fire. No we didn't light it but we tried to fight it"
FInancial Times Alphaville article excerpt: "FTAV posts between June 2011 and today may have communicated the idea that bitcoin is a negative-sum game being played on a protocol that's very clever and hypothetically useful as a unit of account, but is chronically inefficient as a conventional means of exchange and is compromised as a store of value. Our posts may also have promoted the idea that the price of a bitcoin is an arbitrary hype gauge that's disconnected from any utility the token may have, because it's trivial to duplicate the utility provided by said token, so any intrinsic worth comes from the sunk costs of infrastructure alongside intangibles like regulatory acquiescence, interconnectedness with mainstream financial systems it was once sold as being the antidote to, and the souvenir attraction of "being the first" We stand by every single one of those posts. Nevertheless, with bitcoin's price recently crossing $100,000, a significant number of commenters seem to feel they deserve an apology in light of our longstanding cynicism, so here it is: We're sorry if at any moment in the past 14 years you chose based on our coverage not to buy a thing whose number has gone up. It's nice when your number goes up. And we're sorry if you misunderstood our crypto cynicism to be a declaration of support for tradfi, because we hate that too.
An amazon page for a book named "Dart Kata: Martial Art Routines for Darts". Image is a guy throwing a dart.
Article title: Rachel Reeves says closer UK and EU ties will boost economic growth Description: "Labor has ruled out rejoining the European Union but wants to"
A picture of a Commodore 64 - it looks like a big beige keyboard
A screenshot of a list of pull request on GitHub. The first one is "Fix for the fix :D". The second just "doh".
Couverture du roman "Ronde de nuit" de Terry Pratchett. On y voit des gardes de taille variable dans une ruelle.
A screen shot of 9 images of birds. Each image has a title which is the search term used, and the text of the image itself: - Fuck: "what did you fuck up now" - Work: "fuck work" - Tired: "This shit makes me tired" - Fuck it: "Fuck it I'm not cooking dinner" - No: "No" - Today: "Can today bullshit at least be different from yesterday bullshit" - Fuck you: "I like it better when you shut the fuck up" - Stop: "Can we stop talking and actually fucking do something" - Bird: "Fuck this early bird business"
A guy with a white TShirt "Defund Human Resources". A subtext says "Coworker got in trouble yesterday and showed up wearing this today" with two laughing smileys at the end
Photo d'une table avec une nappe. En haut a droite une main d'enfant avec un sparadrap sur le doigt. Une planche avec des patates pelées. Deux couteaux économes. Un paquet de sparadrap "super héros".
Copy from a tweet from @ellewasamistake with: "Gotta respect the longevity of microsoft word. nothing about ti works and it's still the standard. want to move an image? go to hell. edit a pdf? edit your expectations. ignore a spelling mistake? how about suck my dick. that'll be 150€"
6 image satellites côte à côte, chacune figurant une lettre formant Martin
An extract from an excel sheet showing a message: "Always hit Refresh twice!!!"
A small images out of the comics "Calvin and Hobbes". Calvin is on the ground, after being probably beat up. He says "My whole problem is my lips move when I think"
Picture of a modern looking coworking space, with a laptop and coffee mug on the foreground. There is no one in the room.
Amiral Ackbar saying "It's a trap"
"Si ton labeur est dur, et si tes résultats sont minces, rappelle-toi qu'un jour le grand chêne a été un gland comme toi." Jules Renard
Il pleut, une homme attend une femme qui sort de son travail: - Mario ? Mais qu'est ce qui t'arrive? - Tout... tout est mieux avec toi que sans