Captain Joystick

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Champion procrastinator of the mini-painting clan. Player of Warhams, Blood Bowls, and Pathfinding games of all kinds. Enjoyer of games you can play on video. Recent book rediscoverer.

A rotating animated gif of a heroforge model depicting a hrothgar named Jo Guns - Woolie's FFXIV character. She's black with gold markings, has a kickass black outfit and is doing my best approximation of a Dio pose.
A dark shadowed image of Alex McStreetfighter's victory screen, text in front says MASTER Rank Up! Off to one side is an obtained title: Master.
Pom pom from Homestar Runner dot com
Starcraft 1 menu graphic of a Terran Marine.
A clear plastic case with latches and hinges. Only a few inches in size. Filled with super light Styrofoam balls that blow all over the place with the slightest breeze, there is a black fantasy miniature inside.
Five fantasy RPG miniatures cast in black plastic from heroforge minis. They depict pathfinder characters: -a tall thin young man in a hood with a staff in one hand and a lantern in the other. -a female catfolk archer in loose fitting clothing running as she draws an arrow. -a muscular tiefling woman with arms outstretched in challenge. -a small Kobolds with a massive two handed hammer. -a bent old dwarf wizard with a book in one hand and a staff in the other. He is bald with a very long beard.
Dragon Age Veilguard screenshot depicting a sequence with a female dwarf speaking.
Unpainted kitbashed Warhammer 40k tabletop miniatures. Three Adeptus Astartes Space Marines of the Little Sisters of Purification chapter. Standing on debris made of plastic bits, guitar wire, plasticard and corkboard. Top-knot ponytails on their helmets. Modified jump packs with extra radiator plates. Plasma weapons connected power packs with a wild tangle of metal cables. Beaky helmets! Battle damage. Trying to recapture oldschool beaky marine aesthetics with primaris space marine sculpts. These are three 'Personality' figures described in the scenario: Sister-Lieutenant Elektra, with a bolt pistol, shuriken catapult, four plasma grenades, Jokaero digital las-pistol and flight pack. And Sister-Sergeants Modesty and Chastity, each equipped with bolt pistol, heavy plasma gun, four frag grenades and flight pack (Chastity also has an extra plasma pistol!)
Painted Age of Sigmar: Underworlds miniature. Ylthari's Guardians. Ylthari. The torso of a pale blue elf spirit emerging from a bramble of plants, twisting vines and tree bits. Wielding a staff with leaves growing off it, in a forested plain being flooded by water.
Unprimed, unpainted Bloodbowl miniatures still under assembly. Eight lady beastmen - football players with goat heads and shorts, and four chaos chosen, big tough guys in various states of dress, one of them is clearly a daemonette in disguise.
Unpainted converted bloodbowl miniatures. One is an ogre made from 40k ogryn parts. He has a football helmet made from greenstuff sculpting putty and wires, a chain wrapped around his waist, and a loincloth, with a heavily armored kilt and breastplate. The other is a halfling, splayed out on the ground as though he hit the ground at high speed.
Unprimed blood bowl model. It is a dwarf covering his eyes in dismay.
Three unprimed, converted miniatures. One is a squirrel, alone on his base. The most deadly of the bunch. The other three are treemen created using Kurnoth Hunter kits. The one on the left is Beerbeard, he holds a keg overflowing with booze. The one on the right is Buddy Holly, he has a ball in the empty cavity of his chest, and is pointing out a bro he sees in the stands. The one in the middle is The Rock, named for a blood bowl champion statue she carries with her for every game.
Primed, unpainted, heavily converted warhammer miniature. A castellan robot from warhammer 40k converted into an angry face on legs. Gnashing teeth, prominent eyebrows, nose, and moustache. Looks like its shouting, or ready to storm off and chow down on somebody. On top of it sits a halfling desperately trying to control the contraption with levers sticking out of the top of it.
A blood bowl halfling team. 30 Models in all. Primed but not painted. The majority of halflings are built standard or with minor conversions and headswaps, the most extensive modifications are one with a human chest piece, one with a curly mustache, and one who is, on closer inspection, a goblin riding on another goblin's shoulders. On the far left are three star players, Akhorne the Squirrel and Grak & Crumbleberry. In the back row there is a chef with a pastry in hand, an exacerbated coach, three converted treemen, a halfling riding in some kind of robot, and a Stormcast Eternal who's fallen through the gap between dimensions and now thinks he's a bloodbowl player.
Painted blood bowl miniatures. Orc blockers. Made from AoS Orruk Brutes. One is heavily armored with bone trophies and has a cool iron claw on his arm. The other is shirtless and has a mask over his helmet and epic red hair. Black uniforms with yellow trim and trousers. On bases painted to look like cracked asphalt with yellow tufts of grass growing through in places.
Painted blood bowl miniatures. Orc linemen. Slightly converted with minor head swaps and arm reposes. Black uniforms with yellow trim and trousers. On bases painted to look like cracked asphalt with yellow tufts of grass growing through in places.
Painted miniatures. An orc blood bowl team in black uniforms with yellow pants and trim. Consisting of two goblins, four blitzers, four blockers, five linemen and a thrower. They are on bases painted to look like cracked asphalt with tufts of yellow grass growing out of them.