Jim Perrin

@jperrin.bsky.social

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Something something at Microsoft something something. Life coach for terrible ideas

A befuddled dog in the foreground, christmas tree in the background. Text overlayed reading: You told me no sticks in the house, but then you bring a whole tree in
limited edition microsoft "bliss" crocks with clippy, internet explorer and similar decorations. Because I can't be trusted with a credit card so of course I ordered them.
a picture of someone holding the abomination that is Pabst Blue Ribbon's Beer-Infused Cheddar Cheese with a blurred grassy background in a desperate attempt to class it up a little.
nostalgic post showing a pizza hut personal pan pizza from the Book It reading program for school kids.
A golden husky waits patiently for treats while a kitchen witch performs some magic on what will become food
A picture of chicago deep dish pizza on a wodden cutting board
Movie poster for The Bourne Supremacy, showing Matt Damon running with a gun.
A picture of a warning taken in a train station in Tokyo stating "We improved the problem"
A margarita and small plate of nachos, backlit by a sunset