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Just this gweep, you know? #Leguminati http://gweep.net/~crimson/socials.txt

Meme of three older women with one stating "That's not how any of this works"
House finch standing on a feeder looking at the food mix.
IBM 1979 training manual states: "A computer can never be held accountable. Therefore a computer must never make a management decision."
A pair of mourning doves in a feeder. One squats low while the other stand up more straight.
Grey Catbird standing in a feeder, examining raspberry jam and a cherry
Hairy Woodpecker giving side eye to a birdbuddy camera.
Chart of minimum figures based on public flight data; length calculated from departure to final likely removal stop.
View through a window of two bunnies on a carpet of petals nibbling on grass beneath a tree.
Close-up of grinning Trump in ochre face makeup with text "I made a doody!"
Maple syrup bottle. Label: " 75th anniversary 1951-2026. 100% Maple Syrup. Produced and bottled by: Ipswich River Wildlife Sanctuary Topsfield MA. MassAudubon"
Picture of Chuck Norris smiling with feet up. Overlay text: "Chuck Norris fought gay marriage. Gay marriage won."
A split image: left, Beavis as Cornholio with shouty mouth and bent arms ending in fists; right, Hegseth with shouty mouth and bent arms ending in fists.
Dear MAGA, Kid rock lyrics: "Young ladies, young ladies I like 'em underage see Some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)" Bad Bunny lyrics about pedophilia: 0 Kid Rock: Sex tape released featuring Kid Rock and Scott Stapp (of Creed) having sex with several strippers. Bad Bunny sex tapes: 0 Kid Rock: Arrested four (4) times for assault Bad Bunny arrests: 0 Kid Rock Grammy awards: 0 Bad Bunny Grammy awards: 6
A picture of Stephen Miller alongside a picture of a rectal polyp. "They're the same picture" Office meme referenced without text.
A right hand, fingers pointing downward. The knuckles have "mSPainnt 13" drawn on them to appear to be tattoos.
View of about two inches of mid-April snow on a deck with teak chairs and table. Snowy woods in background.
Animated image of Hilary Clinton shaking her head with the text "I TOLD YOU"
Bloated visage of US Vice President Bowman (so-called "Vance") with text "You haven't even said thank you one time"
Bloated James Donald Bowman (so called JD Vance) with text "You haven't even said thank you one time"
Hillary Clinton shaking her head with the text "I told you"
Batman says: "Don't believe those crackpot lies about people who worship differently, or whose skin is of a different color, or whose parents came from another country. Remember our American heritage of freedom and equality!"
Sign PLGTTR at resistbot to oppose unqualified nominees
Indian Jones Punching Elon Musk (in his NaI leisure suit)
Quick reminder that when a deranged lunatic tried to kill Paul Pelosi with a hammer, Trump joked about it repeatedly. He thought it was funny and cool.
An abused mickey mouse head now that the overly extended copyright over1928 steamboat willie has finally expired
Inception meme. DiCaprio days "your friend offers you a chance to make a statement about meaning". The response is "we must stay shallow". And with that, the seeker was enlightened.
Older person with laptop near microwave. Result of craiyon search for "people being so incredibly proud they have found the optimal settings for microwaving a burrito"