jaypea

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North Ga via South Ga I'm here to make my little posts. He/Him my skeets from worst to first: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pz2oke4vnbgcz3wvjh76f65u/feed/aaaksofn7hfay

Homer Pavlos tweeted: PS: I'm coming for all of you. You have no idea what you have awakened. I'm a Spartan, and these are my ancestors.
An email subject line from bagpipelessons dot com that reads “Stop Licking and Pinching…”
The handsomest boy you’ve ever seen, my white and brown dog, Biscuit, soaking up the sun in the green grass.
Mitch McConnell’s proof of life picture where it looks his mouth is stuffed full of cotton.
Weather app showing the current temperature in Snellville, Georgia is 92F, with the heat index at 100F.
Jim Downey wearing headphones and a green shirt on Conan’s podcast.
Shots of a wooden turntable base with rca and electrical jacks. Sturgill Simpson plays in the background.
Batman villain saying “EEEHHH…”
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The Dead Marshes from the Lord of the Rings movie. There is a pale dead body beneath the surface, and you know it smells crazy in there.
A painting of Sun Tsu that reads: I fuckin warned you dude I told you bro.
Biscuits in a glass bowl.
Golden brown biscuits in a cast iron skillet.
Small black cast iron skillet with risen biscuits inside. A small bowl holds melted butter beside it. A hand holds a green brush that’s applying butter to the tops of the biscuits.
Small black cast iron skillet with raw biscuit dough inside an oven.
A small black cast iron skillet with raw biscuit dough arranged inside. There’s butter around the edges of the dough. A blue crochet pot holder hangs on the handle.
Dough that’s been patted out on a sheet of parchment paper. There is flour spread all around it.
A passage from the quoted article: “But what if the pleasure Fieri apparently takes in sampling all those burgers and tacos was a deception of sorts? Could it be that each declaration of "That's money!" or "I'd eat that off a flip-flop!" isn't totally sincere? Is it possible that the entire loud Fieri aesthetic, from the flame-patterned shirts and cherry-red convertible to wrap-around shades and frosted tips, serves to conceal a quiet yet devastating truth?” Also there’s an ad at the top of the visible page.
A parakeet standing on a keyboard.
A tyrannosaurus with a sloppy speech bubble.
Peter Parker: I love bluesky Harry Osborne: Bluesky is great if you want life advice from a picture of a cat Peter Parker: I already said I love bluesky, you don’t have to sell me on it
Zendaya standing in front of a promotional backdrop, wearing all black, including some kind of very tall bowler derby. She has a look on her face that says, “I expect you to die, Mr. Bond.”
News lady wearing a very confused expression and a VERY confusing suit while standing in front of the White House. The caption reads “what is that?”
Monkey’s paw from The Simpsons.
A cow standing at a smoking grill. He’s wearing a chef’s hat and holding a spatula. One of his two cow friends is pointing at him. The caption reads “you’re sick, Jessy…Sick, sick, sick!”
Jason Mantzoukas in a gray jacket and burgundy tie.
Jim Varney as Ernest P Worrell
Werner Herzog with a speech bubble
Boo from Monsters Inc dressed in a monster costume saying “Mike Yastrzemski.”
Black and white photo of Dean Martin singing into a microphone that’s hanging from above. He’s wearing a v-neck sweater over a black shirt.
A deer being interviewed.
Harry from Harry and the Hendersons posing like he’s in an Olan Mills studio.
Norman Osborne (Willem Dafoe) says “you know, I’m something of a fucking nerd myself.”
Tina Fey, Timothee Chalamet, and Kylie Jenner sit courtside at a basketball game
Cole Allen in a mirror selfie. He’s wearing a black shirt and red tie, and he has a knife hanging from his left side. He has a real “welp!” look on his face.
A brown and white guinea pig standing at the keyboard of a laptop.
A stone bust of Sun Tsu. The text reads: I fuckin warned you, dude. I told you, bro. -Sun Tsu
A cgi lion(?) wearing a really goofy grin.
A North Face ad with a gray and yellow sleeping bag with flaps tossed open to either side. The text reads “open to everybody.”
US NEWS RFK Jr. once chopped off a dead raccoon's penis to 'study later' while on a family road trip By Chris Nesi Published April 15, 2026, 4:44 p.m. ET
A blue Cap’n Crunch box that says “OOPS! ALL PERVERTS”
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A blank feed because bluesky can’t get it together today.
US NEWS headline: RFK Jr. once chopped off a dead raccoon's penis to 'study later' while on a family road trip
Also the more you know about the history of doctrine and the more you understand how minimalist it actually is, when you look at the formulations of doctrine in Christian history, you realize the degree to which they're trying to end the controversy by coming up with a bare grammar that can be agreed on, but whose contents are endlessly contestable. The whole history of theology and division among Christians hasn't been generally over different doctrines, though that's happened, too, but quite often it's been over the same doctrine, just radically different interpretations. I have also become more indifferent to claims that base themselves only on their own authority. And that's terrifically liberating because as I say, what I find compelling is the person of Christ.
Impractical Jokers meme. First frame has three guys standing around a microphone. Second frame says, “ok now tell them you thought it was a picture of you dressed as a doctor.” Third frame shows the three guys falling out laughing.
One of the heavenly creatures from Trump’s Sunday post. It is shrouded in light and displaying a frighteningly large pipe.
Current track: Landslide by The Chicks Next tracks: Name by THE GOO GOO DOLLS Fast Car (LP Version) by Tracy Chapman Flake by Jack Johnson
Chidi from The Good Place saying “Okay but that’s worse. You do get how that’s worse, right?”
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump All of those countries that can't get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you: Number 1, buy from the U.S., we have plenty, and Number 2, build up some delayed courage, go to the Strait, and just TAKE IT. You'll have to start learning how to fight for yourself, the U.S.A. won't be there to help you anymore, just like you weren't there for us. Iran has been, essentially, decimated. The hard part is done. Go get your own oil! President DJT 15 ReTruths 63 Likes Mar 31, 2026, 2:11 PM
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social new computer day 1: carefully arranging folders on desktop, only downloading programs I use day 30: hitting 'Open Anyways' on security warning for Dune2_Mp4.exe 8:38 PM • Dec 5, 2025 & Everybody can reply
A “Boca Java” label on a bag of coffee.
Am advisor whispering something obviously shocking in George W. Bush’s ear, judging from his facial expression.
Tim Robinson in a weird old man suit. The caption says, “there’s too much fucking shit on me.”
Gandalf, viewed from a low perspective, saying, “do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks.”
Jefferson Davis relaxing alone on a bench by the street in Glasgow, in Scotland. He’s wearing a dark suit and holding a top hat in his left hand.
Presidential Alert THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGGG
Stan Rogers, who wrote Northwest Passage, to my knowledge, the only road shanty in existence, grinning widely.
Tweet by @cushbomb on 27 Jan, 2017. It reads: This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.
roses are red to you i talk sweet he Boot Too Big For He Gotdamn Feet there is a picture of a rooster wearing blue rain boots that are, unfortunately, too big for he gotdamn feet.