Jessica Drew Quiroga

@jqnotjq.lol

673 Followers 340 Following

🏳️‍⚧️ she/her Musician, friend, lover, wife, shitposter, so tired, so angry Ann Arbor -> San Francisco

A photo of a grey smoky sky, taken around 5p, with a two story lodge on the ground and a very small obscured orb that is the sun trying to break through. The actual sky was somewhat oranger in person.
A picture of a plate-sized piece of pizza on a plate on a countertop. It is roughly triangle shaped but is rounded, and has sauce, cheese, pepperoni, onion, jalapeño, and pineapple on it, plus salt, pepper, red pepper flakes, and Parmesan cheese. There is an iPad in the background open to a book.
A screenshot from Star Trek Lower Decks. Rutherford is hallucinating multiple versions of a resurrected Shaxs; the caption reads "in the nexus, it's always Christmas"
An image of the flag for the Greendale Community College from the show Community. It is blue with white text, with a pink circle in the middle that has arrows radiating out from the center pointing towards the edges. It looks like a drawing of a butthole, and says "e pluribus anus">
A post from @kyletrainemoji, likely on Twitter. Picard - Data, shields up Data - Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just prudence. It's not a precaution - it's strategy. [camera shakes] Worf - Hull breaches on nine decks Data - Here's what happened: you told me to raise shields, and I didn't
A screenshot of USPS tracking from their webpage. It shows that an item was dropped off at a post office in New Orleans on 4/14 at 4:38p, departed that post office two hours later, made it to the regional distribution center the next morning, was in a North Houston Texas distribution on 4/17, and has since been moving through the network as of 4/21. There are no newer updates. At the time Jessica is posting this, it has been 17 days since she dropped it off.
A photo of numerous handheld Nintendo systems on a shelf, each on its own little display.
A low res image of a text box from Mario kart 8 that shows jqnotjq saying “I’m using tilt controls”
A photo of Sam Altman from the 2008 WWDC in San Francisco. He is hawking his stalking app "loopt" while wearing two short sleeve polos - one that is bright pink on top, and one that is bright green underneath. It's not a good look, in my opinion.
A screenshot from the Erin In The Morning blog showing which states are considered the worst for trans people. The text reads - “The Worst States (AL, AR, IA, ID, IN, LA, MS, OH, OK, ND, SD, TN, UT, WV, WY): These states have passed deeply troubling legislation targeting transgender adults in extremely harmful new ways. Utah has a bathroom ban for transgender adults. Alabama has also passed a Don’t Say Gay bill that includes a bathroom ban on college campuses. Many states, including Louisiana, Mississippi, Oklahoma, and Tennessee, and others listed in this category have gone so far as to legislatively erase transgender people, effectively removing any legal rights associated with their gender identities. Other states, such as North Dakota, Oklahoma, and Tennessee, prohibit any changes to birth certificates, forcing trans people to out themselves when showing their documents. These states also could start targeting adult gender affirming care - Florida has already done so, banning 80% of such care. Idaho has an extreme ban on state funds for gender affirming care.”
A photo of Jessica sitting at a table, from the chest up. She is wearing a low cut flowery dress, clearly meant to show off her breasts. Her Zelda tattoo is visible. Her hair is down and she is smiling. In the background are some chairs, and a sidewalk with some local businesses on the side.
A photo of Jessica on her phone on a street in the French Quarter. She is wearing jeans with ripped knees, a black tank top, and has a blue/white flannel tied around her waist. There is a Spanish-architecture style house in the near background, with fluffy white clouds catching the beginning of the sunset in an otherwise blue sky in the far background.
A screenshot of a bluesky account that has zero followers, is following four people, and has a single post. The post is from 20 hours ago, and is showing a moderation list called "Attie Haters" created by the poster, with the description "Toxic accounts that blocked Attie."
A picture of the board at United gate E7 in SFO. It shows that the plane headed to New Orleans is boarding in 69 minutes.
A cropped screenshot of an email from LinkedIn to Jessica that says, "Jessica, your posts made an impact and your audience showed up. Here's a glimpse at how your content performs the week of 03/09 - 03/15." 10 impressions
An iOS 26 styled notification on an iPhone sent from NPR via the Apple News app. The text reads “The US unexpectedly loses 92,000 jobs, adding to worries about the economy”
Richard Hanania (born August 28, 1985) is an American political scientist and right-wing online personality. He is the founder and president of the think tank Center for the Study of Partisanship and Ideology (CSPI). He has written for The Washington Post, The New York Times, The Atlantic, and The Economist. He wrote The Origins of Woke and publishes his newsletter on Substack. Between 2008 and the early 2010s, Hanania wrote for alt-right and white supremacist publications under the pseudonym Richard Hoste. He acknowledged and disavowed his writing under the pseudonym when it was reported in 2023. At the time, journalists stated that Hanania had continued to make racist statements under his own name. Hanania was a contributor to Project 2025 regarding diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) practices. His advocacy against DEI has been influential among Republican and conservative policy-makers in the United States, and Vox called him "the man whose tweets helped kill DEI". He has since become critical of the second Trump administration and the MAGA movement.
A zoomed in photo of a channel guide on a tv focused on two channels - one is mst3k and the other is rifftrax.
… Ross worked for ICE, but one suspected he had some kind of involvement with the military because they saw him wearing fatigue pants. Deployed to Iraq as a member of the Indiana National Guard from November 2004 to November 2005, Specialist Ross of the 138th Signal Battalion earned the Army Commendation Medal, the Army Good Conduct Medal, the Global War on Terrorism Medal and the Iraq Campaign Medal among others, according to the guard. During his time in Iraq, Ross was a machine gunner on a combat logistical patrol team, court documents show. After he returned home, Ross joined the U.S. Border Patrol in El Paso, Texas, in 2007 and worked for the agency until 2015 as a field intelligence agent who gathered and analyzed information on drug cartels and human traffickers. That year, Ross joined ICE as a deportation officer based in Minnesota whose job, he testified in a case recently, was to identify and arrest "higher value targets." Ross testified that he was also a member of the FBI's Joint Terrorism Task Force as well as a firearms instructor…
A trio of national guard members walking down a street in New Orleans, in the French quarter. They have assault rifles out in the open and appear to be sharing a joke.
A photo of a cooked prime rib in a baking dish.
A photo of a slab of prime rib coated in butter, rosemary, and other seasonings in a roasting pan on top of a stovetop.
A photo of green graffiti on an old yellow sign attached to a warehouse. It’s the prince from katamari damacy with the worlds “roll it” and a heart underneath.
a gif from the barbie movie where she says "I'm not a fascist! I don't control the railways or the flow of commerce!"
All four images are showing young blonde women in ads for hearing aids or a “new device” to replace hearing aids.
A photo of Jessica eating nachos and holding a glass bottle of Coke. She is seated at a table, and is wearing a grey blue high neck tank top. She has teal and black glasses and is smiling.
A screenshot of a conversation in iMessage. My brother, Craig - We all wish you were at thanksgiving. Anything you think different is just you. We all miss you Me - I don't plan to see any of you ever again. Craig - Well that's sad I dont want to argue or any of that. I miss you. The girls all miss you. We love you no matter what you think.! hope you change your mind Me - Yeah, I felt very loved seeing that giant flag on Alexis's house last year. I felt very loved hearing from my mother that "politics don't matter" and she's "just worried about me" even though the political bullshit that you all ignore or even support is the most dangerous thing in the world for me and my wife. Me - I want nothing to do with this family. It isn't sad to me. I no longer wish to spend emotional effort on any of you anymore. I tried for years, and the best I got was dealing with being misgendered and questioned on the choices I make for years, despite my increasing happiness and success. Me - Best of luck to you all in the future.
An image of the book cover of Star Trek Voyager - Full Circle written by Kirsten Beyer. Voyager is not quite fully in frame, but is seen from above, orbiting a planet.
The pope appears to be singing something emotionally moving into a microphone.
A screenshot of the skeet that Jessica is replying to. The Bluesky app says that the author wrote the post in Portuguese and is asking if she wants to reply in the same language. The original post is 100% in English.
A video of a radiator type heater leaking a large amount of water into a bowl
A photo of an ice hockey rink at the SAP Center in San Jose. The Red Wings are the away team, playing against the Sharks.
A picture of a page from the book “Mood Machine” by Liz Pelly- Ann Arbor Listrict Library was another of the hirst libraries to offer local streaming music-it has hosted a digital music collection since 2002, The concept of libraries providing free access to digital music downloads, or what some called "down-loans," was being explored in other countries in the early 2000s, as well. For example, Danish libraries in Copenhagen and Frederiksberg began offering legal, digital music files to patrons as early as November 2002, through a program called "Nermusik." The Ann Arbor library began licensing Local music for streaming starting in 2010, including a partnership with electronic label Ghostly International. According to Eli Neiburger, the library's deputy director, building the library's own streaming and mp3 downloads infrastructure directly into its website has been an important decision. A lot of the local music material— referred to as the Ann Arbor Music & Performance Server (AAMPS)-is stored in the library's own data center, in its basement. "It's really not that hard to serve an mp3 or other music file," he told me. While many libraries turn to outside tech vendors to help run digital offerings, Neiburger fels strongly about the library controlling its own digi-cal infrastructure—an ethos that extends beyond just music streaming- and iths to do with how commercial and streamlined the internet has become over the past two decades. "The early days of the web were ones where there was a lot more variety and a lot more opportunity, he went on. you ve seen so much consolidation over the years, public libraries are one of the few forces resisting that.
Both photos are of Jessica sitting on a large blue Vespa that is facing towards the camera. To the left is a second, smaller blue Vespa that is almost the same color. Jessica is wearing a black puffy coat, jeans, and teal shoes. In the first picture, she is smiling. In the second, she is making a funny face and holding up peace signs with both hands. In the background is an elevated sidewalk that goes uphill with apartment buildings next to it.
A screenshot from an Instagram reel ad for the Zonli product, which appears to be a set of six large tiles you put on the floor and then you put a thin mattress pad and pillow on top. The ad says “get $15 off floor sleeping set up” and shows a woman reading a book on the product.
A snail stretching itself along a sidewalk. You can see tall buildings and some art in the background.
She said the naturalization process could also become more uncertain, because it's unclear what standards immigration officers will use to assess "good moral character." Speaking in Washington last month, USCIS Director Joseph Edlow said that the current test is "just too easy" because some questions require simple answers, like naming the governor of an applicant's home state, or two federal holidays. "We need to know more," Edlow said. "Especially if we're going to really understand whether someone has a true attachment to the Constitution as required by the statute."
An edit of a dril tweet that says “turning a big dial taht says " fascism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right”
A photo of a tv hanging on the wall of a Korean bbq restaurant. It has baseball on it.
An image of olives in a bowl with the following text - Off work late? Hungry but too tired to cook? Try 30 to 40 olives. 30-40 olives: an easy weeknight dinner. Eat them directly out of the jar with your fingers. You will certainly not regret eating 30 to 40 olives.
A picture of the front of a Toyota tundra giant ass, “I have a small penis” truck. It’s hanging over a parking block painted in black and yellow caution stripes. It has caused a plastic bollard to be sticking out at a 45 degree angle.
A photo from inside a medical examination room. There is a medical bed/table in the foreground with the door and equipment on the wall in the background. A clock above the door is fifteen minutes behind.
A photo of a crowd at a protest on a sunny day. A sign in the foreground says “teachers working conditions = students learning conditions”
A screen shot of an SFGate story talking about how the writer “felt the burn melt his cold, cynical heart”, but there’s also a breaking news headline saying “man found dead in suspected homicide at burning man”
A photo of a book in the 33 1/3 series titled "Koji Kondo's Super Mario Bros. Soundtrack" by Andrew Schartmann. In the background, slightly out of focus, is a shelf featuring dozens of pieces of Nintendo-related toys, games, and other memorabilia.
A piece of sheet music for a drum player that has large stretches where nothing is written other than rests. There are no notes on tempo, style, hits with the horns, or anything else that would be necessary to play this successfully with little rehearsal.
A selfie of Jessica from the chest up. She is wearing a low cut flower pattern dress, showing off her Zelda chest piece. Her hair is down, she’s wearing makeup, and giving a peace sign.
Both photos are of Jessica playing Wii at a kiosk like they would’ve had at a Target back in 2007. She is playing Mario Kart Wii with a sideways Wii Remote. The kiosk is in a vintage store with clothes all around it.
A picture of a tv showing an advertisement for the WWE Summer slam. On the left side is John cena and on the right side is someone with the last name Rhodes but he looks like the Chad version of Zac efron.
Both photos are of Jessica’s wife, Q, on a stage holding a wireless microphone. The stage has a single four legged stool on it. The background is a projected image of a curtain with the words “Wannv Standup” on it. Q is wearing orange corduroy pants and a brown cropped tank with a patterned button up unbuttoned over it. She is holding her phone in her hand and is mid sentence.
A photo of Jessica’s wife, Q, eating broccolini. She is shot from the waist up at a table has a salad in front of her, too. A half finished drink is next to her.
A screenshot from slack. It shows the same silly picture of Jessica from the quoted post, but now it’s in black and white. Next to the picture it says “jquiroga (deactivated)” on the first line, with the second line having the statement “maybe the real shareholder value were the folks we laid off along the way”. The third line contains Jessica’s pronouns and a phonetical spelling of her last name.
An image of Jessica, but a deliberately silly one. She has her headshot positioned in the middle of a background of clouds. A banner is being held by flying angels and says "Jessica Quiroga, 2018-2025". Below that is text that says "laid off but never forgotten". Around her head, from left to right, is an image of her from the chest with pink hair in a Star Trek Lower Decks. uniform style jacket, the @here command from Slack, and an Animoji of her making a "hmm" face.
A chest up selfie of Jessica taken in her living room. She has pink hair that is parted off center and is wavy. She is wearing a jacket that looks like the uniform top from Star Trek Lower Decks, the best Star Trek. She has on her glasses, which are thick wire frames, black on top and teal on the bottom of the rims.
A cropped screenshot of a headline from MSNBC in the Apple News widget stating “Idaho bands ‘Everyone Is Welcome Here’ classroom signs, calling them ideological.
A screenshot from the iOS BlueSky app. Two accounts have followed Jessica, both with the same profile picture of a blonde woman in a bikini and both named Lily. They’re obviously bots.
A screenshot of a text message from California governor Gavin Newsom asking for donations to his PAC.