Jordan Running

@jrunn.ing

253 Followers 532 Following

He/him • Dad, software engineer, karaokeist, recent Minnesota transplant

Amazon listing: “6-7 plush toy,” a blue and white plush toy shaped like the numbers 6 and 7, joined at the top, with printed eyes, large hands, skinny legs and small feet
A gray tabby cat sleeping on his side. The camera slowly moves from his belly to his face. Once very close, the suddenly looks down into the camera
Screenshot of a Can of Words game. The “word” “MUSTCONTAIN” has been entered and the “C” has been circled as an annotation.
An opossum standing very, very, very still in a chicken run next to a small wooden ramp and a feeder
Strong Bad with a speech bubble at the bottom "enclosing" the quoted post.
A wet tan chihuahua with a white snout and dark ears standing in an unfilled bathtub with his tongue sticking out
A sleepy tan chihuahua with a white snout and dark ears laying in the sun on a fluffy mint green blanket
Some words that I think are good * Gormless * Rejigger * Vicissitude * Blithely * Flagon * Squirm * Zydeco * Zymurgy * Phalanx * Phthalate * Adiposity * Omphalos * Quisling * Eschaton * Portcullis * Obstreperous * Thaumaturge
Poster advertising a banana-shaped Roku remote control holder. Tagline: “Don’t go Bananas looking for your remote anymore.”
Scene through a window at dusk: Tall, green trees with a purple sky above
[Verse 1] Get up, get up Come on, come on, let's go There’s just a few things I think that you should know Those words at best were worse than teenage poetry Fragment ideas and too many pronouns Stop it, come on, you’re not making sense now You can't make them want you They're all just laughing
4x3 puzzle game share image showing that I got purple first and hub first for all colors
Screenshot from Google: “People also ask: What’s the name of the guy on YouTube?”
Screenshot of “Alexa+ Preview” chatbot session with the prompt “Weather Alert: Extreme Heat Watch in St. Paul, Minnesota” answered with “I've checked the current weather alerts for St. Paul, Minnesota, and there are no active alerts at this time. Are you sure about the Extreme Heat Watch?”
Screenshot of Google AI overview; it begins: “The ‘gender-neutral bucket’ refers to an emergency alternative installed by students outside a closed gender-neutral restroom at De Anza College. First highlighted in the student publication La Voz News.”
Two-page spread illustration from Trouble For Trumpets showing a cross section of an underground habitat occupied by one faction of Trumpets while the other faction searches above
Screenshot of iPhone notification from Google Maps: “1000+ people are asking questions and need your help”
Screenshot of Facebook post from Terrible Maps showing the United States with the first comment highlighted: “The map doesn't show States they only showing what they want. US had more states check old maps.”
Small chalkboard sign with pink writing that says “Plz buss your table. Thank you!” and several hearts. “Buss” is spelled with two S’s.
A small metal tool with a long narrow pin and a broad shield-shaped handle bearing the Eufy “e” logo
Vintage promo poster for “Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors” with the heading “Lightning strikes!” at the top and showing the show’s heroes and villains.
Star Trek: TOS-style title card with the mirror universe Earth and the text “Ceci n’est pas une Starfleet”
Photo of a restaurant receipt with a half-visible signature printed at the bottom
Black-on-grey wooden outdoor sign with the words “carousel,” “garage,” “elevator” and “pool” on it along with the number 4570041
A small stack of salami slices with the word “Slommy” slanted and in black written over it.
Image in the style of Magritte’s “Treachery of Images” but the picture is @jay.bsky.team’s skeet saying “Guys, please don’t let ‘skeets’ stick” and the caption says “Ce n'est pas une skeet.”
Image in the style of Magritte’s “Treachery of Images” but the image is a cockroach on its back and the caption says “Ce n'est pas Gregor Samsa.”
A brown and white cocker spaniel looking up at the camera
Image in the style of Magritte’s “Treachery of Images” but the image is a still from the “succulent Chinese meal” meme and the caption says “Ceci n'est pas la démocratie manifeste.”
Image in the style of Magritte’s “Treachery of Images” but instead of a pipe it’s a pile of bricks with a trowel and the caption said “Ce n’est pas un cask of Amontillado.”
Image in the style of Magritte’s “Treachery of Images” but the pipe is replaced with a pile of plums and the caption says “Ceci n’est pas the plums from the icebox.”
The new USPS mail truck, with its very large windshield, high top, and very, very low hood.
Photo of Mark Hoppus, a middle-aged white man with a shock of gray hair wearing thick black rimmed glasses
Screenshot from a Google search: The user has typed “How to be crea…” and Google has autocompleted “How to be creative” and “How to be creative again”.
Product photo of a redheaded woman in a black turtleneck holding an iPhone in a neon green case. A caption says “Skin-Friendly Texture – Fondle Admiringly.”
Screenshot of a popup message: "Change your password - The password you just used was found in a data breach."
A large, shiny white litter box with the opening on top. A gray cat with blue eyes wide peeks out
Slogan typeset in the style of Zohran Mamdani’s campaign signs: “I don’t have any good ideas for this meme”
Screenshot of a Google search for “How much does a crane bird weigh?” Under “AI Overview” two photos of cranes (birds) are shown and text below reads “Crane weight varies dramatically, from a few hundred pounds for small hydraulic models to millions of pounds for the largest industrial and shipboard cranes.”
Screenshot of Google search results for “tangle tower.” The title of the info box says “Tangle Tower - Arcade game” and the AI summary below says “There is no arcade game called Tangle Tower; it is a murder mystery puzzle video game…”
iOS OS update screen; the iOS 18.7.1 update says “Unable to download” and “More Storage Required”
A screenshot showing "Problems Solved" and a grid of problem numbers; the yellow squares start out strong but peter out quickly.
A simple black line drawing of a pensive-looking girl on a background of blue, green, red, and yellow watercolor splotches
Rendering of a prehistoric marine arthropod with a long, segmented body with many fins along the sides, five round, black eyes, and a long proboscis with a claw at the end.
Screenshot of the map from Wplace showing an area near I-494 and Dodd Rd. in Eagan, MN with a pixel art rotisserie chicken in the center.
Me: Okay, is there anything else? Ajay: yes I really want say something for you. You are the kindest and most polite person in this chat so far. I am really happy to meet you. I wish you achieve all milestones and accomplishments in your life.
Screenshot of chat message: “You know I just sit on the desk my shift is just started if I make you happy My whole day would be great you know my mother says if your start is good then your whole day would be awesome❤️ Right?”
Screenshot of Wiktionary page for “dégueulasse.” The word “vomitrocious” is also highlighted.
Google AI search result for query “meeting outside uniqlo”: “A meeting is scheduled for Sunday at 5 PM outside the UNIQLO store located at 3251 20th Ave, San Francisco, CA, 94132, according to a post on X. The individuals meeting are likely Elon Musk and Donald Trump.”
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Blossoms on a fir tree. A hand taps them and yellow pollen showers down.
An unsent text that says “This week the Trump administration arrested a judge in Wisconsin and deported a U.S. citizen child. Oh, and RFK Jr. wants to put autistic people on a registry. How's everybody else's week going?”
Screenshot from package-tracking app showing an order from aerator.com with status “Order placed”
Man’s torso wearing a black t-shirt with a large white illustration of a giant prehistoric sea scorpion
Photo of a food package with the asterisked note “No nitrates added except those naturally occurring in sea salt and cultured celery juice.”
Screenshot of Puzzmo.com: The “Watch this ad to continue enjoying Puzzmo” screen is partially obscured by the keyboard.
Screenshot of a phishing text that says “CSB: A charge of $721.54 was made to your account. Check cleveland state dash bank dot vercel dot app if this was not you.”
Screenshot from instagram showing two “Chat with AI” chatbots. The first is called “Truthai” and says “Let’s dive into conservative values and American politics!!!” The second is called “Cup” and says “Cup.”
Screenshot of search results about pronghorns, showing a photo of a deer-like animal with two curved, sharp horns. The text says, “Pronghorns, also known as speed goats, are North American mammals with pronged horns and the title of the fastest land animal in the Western Hemisphere.”