Leftyhookshot

@jsallen.bsky.social

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Chicago lawyer, but the boring kind. Sports fan. Experiencing a social media relapse. Should be obvious, but nothing here is legal advice

Man and child crouching at foot of giant Paul bunyan statute

A very good dog who has inexplicably been spraypainted to look like a tiger in a Chinese zoo

Jason Bateman as Michael Bluth pictured in an in-flight magazine doing the "prayer hands pose" in Arrested Development Season 4