J S Docherty

@jsdocherty.bsky.social

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Funny stuff, occasionally on here, occasionally on other sites, sometimes on the Telly and Radio. https://www.comedy.co.uk/people/james-docherty/

I'm in this photo and I don't like it
Keith Brymer Jones from the Great British Pottery Throw Down in a variety of emotions. BTW: 4
Poorly Drawn Lines. Two men. I have an idea A good one Let's not get ahead of ourselves
Phil Mitchell next to an armchair on fire
A sign saying That was a cheap joke, not an invitation for an argument
Sean Connery in Zardoz
People are wondering what Anas Sarwar will be called after he's elevated to the House of Lords, with plenty in Scottish labour happy to offer some suggestions
The diarrhoea guy from the Pepto Bismol advert
How to spot a cnut, with the Scooby Doo gang
The life stages of Robert from Cyanide and Happiness. Bobby to Robby to Rob to Robert to Bob to dead
Describe your favourite movie as boringly as possible
Keir Starmer became the first British Prime Minister to receive the Legion D’Honneur from French President Emmanuel Macron during his visit for Bastille Day. Few British Politicians have received higher honours for other countries, with Winston Churchill becoming Grand Croix d’Honneur, Margaret Thatcher receiving the US Presidential Medal of Freedom, and Nigel Farage is still the Kremlin's employee of the month
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor reclining on his car seat after leaving the police station
Bronn saying 'there's no cure for being a cnut'
Homer saying, 'See? Because of me, now they have a warning.'
How to spot a cnut
Dejected Australian Cricket Fan
Sean Connery in Zardoz, wearing thigh length black boots, a red loincloth with matching braces, and holding a revolver. He's also got long hair in a french plait and a mighty moustache
Barry Took reacting to a green ink letter on Points of View
A Winnie the pooh fan that somehow makes Pooh look like something from a dark Japanese horror
Only five percent of residents in the Highlands support a cashless society, with many saying the lack of cash is affecting their lives. After all, it’s not much of a wedding scramble when the groom just shouts his PIN number out the car window
Krieger saying to Archer, 'stop, I can only get so erect'
Shane Ritchie doing the Daz Doorstep Challenge
Blake's 7 card I'm doing my part By Paul Verhoven
Is there anything to be said for saying another Mass?
The Streets: Cult Classic, not bestseller t-shirt
Allister Heath fake headline Why Matcha is the final, fatal symptom of Britain's moral collapse
An Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher (that's an egg opener)
Democracy manifest
I'm in this photo and I don't like it
Morrissey having a list of people who have wronged him
Scene from Fawlty Towers The Kipper and the Corpse, with Basil, Sybil, Manuel and a dead body in the office
Marty Feldman dressed as a bishop, holding a pint of bitter and smoking a roll-up
The bus that couldn't slow down
An American posting 'The British in the Pacific' with Ralph Wiggum going 'I'm helping'. Replied to with 'The Americans in Europe' with a generic 'sorry I'm late'. I wish I'd used the one from Will And Grace with Karen turning up when she wanted
Americans showing their gaps in knowledge regarding anything to do with the second world war
The original Bungle
Paddington followed me. Oh hell
Jimmy's secret army from Reginald Perrin
A Cyberman from the 80s nonchalantly smoking a cigarette while someone looks on amused
Philippa Forester
Ed Harris in The Truman Show
Section of The Skewer from January where Trump is played by Monty Burns
Daphne and Celeste at Reading 2000
Bad News
Fresh 'n Fly from Grange Hill
Ted Striker's 400 polka favourites from Airplane II
Third doctor titles: relax, it's a Terrence dicks one
Second doctor titles. Jukebox jury will follow this programme
Seventh doctor titles: We'd given up by here
Fourth doctor titles. The Douglas Adams deadline lengthener
Father ted having destroyed his car
A huge spoiler
Javed Gunny. You need him when time is money
Star trek DS9 titles, my wife's got what it takes
Star Trek TNG with the title Riker's Libido Causes Chaos, again
Star Trek with the title Kittens Give Morbo Gas