Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts

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Human NOS

A flightradar24 screen shot showing no air traffic over the Midwest. A line is forming south of the Nebraska border.
A remote for a bidet mounted ion the wall next to the toilet paper.
A methane well behind a wire fence, with a sign that says “caution: well vents randomly.”
Email: AlertSeattle (SDOT): Ballard Bridge is temporarily closed to all vehicular traffic due to mechanical issues. No current ETA for reopening. Use alternate routes.
A tiny banana, partially peeled and held between someone’s fingertips.
A screen shot from Letterkenny showing the crew ready to scrap.
Dog with a cheese stick cigar wondering if there is more cheese available after pictures.
The nose of a dirty white doodle with messed up hair and eyes of sleepy despair
Two hammock anchors mounted on the ceiling, attached to two locking carabiners, holding up a swing.
The same model, presenting without underboob, and with a tattoo that isn’t distorted.
A screenshot of a lab report: Final Diagnosis A) Skin, left forehead, biopsy: - Basal cell carcinoma, nodular type.
Poster from the Big Lebowski showing the Dude guiding a woman in throwing a bowling ball.
Veggie’s post that “Bsky still the best of the bunch” labeled as threats (account) by bsky
A restroom sign with a stylized toilet icon, arrows pointing right, and a male/female icon that is overly stylized to the point of illegibility - the “female” looks like an arrow with a dot, and the “male” is a box with a line.
An IRS 1099-B showing income of $9.04. It carries a distinct odor of broken dreams.
Receipt for a $100 donation to South High
“Page not found” error from clicking the privacy policy link in the ICE profile.
A 7” titanium rod with various extensions and screws, which can be installed inside one’s femur to repair a broken femoral neck.
A residential road with a sign advising drivers to “speed hump”
The law offices of Dewey, Cheetham & Howe in the third floor window of an art deco styled red brick building.
A Hipster Hitler comic, in which Hitler introduces Göring to his death ray, which silently judges the enemy’s tastes until he simply dies of shame.
Turkey, dressing, mashed potatoes, and gravy on a plate. Joining the home-cooked stuff is some cranberry jelly, served in the traditional manner with the can print still clearly visible.
The front of the Sentimental Journey, a B17 with Betty Grable painted on the nose. Three of its four 9-cylinder Wright engines can be seen with their three-blade propellers, and the forward gun turret with its two 50-caliber guns are in the foreground. It is parked with the access ladder extended.
Cute but stabby goose sticker